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Hi,

I'm not dead.

Just wanna write off how shitty my day was.

Today we decided to break up and stay friends, and I feel like it now was the worst decision.

I've been crying for the past hours.

Knowing I am alone from now on, and there is nobodu I can go to or talk to.

I haven't felt this alone in the last 2,5 years.

It sucks.

I hate it.

Bye.

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Toddlers are so pure. She doesn’t understand that we help her with certain things because she’s little. She thinks that everyone just helps each other like that. So she tries to blow on my food and cut it up for me and tries to help me put on my shoes.

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i was giving little wagon rides to a baby around the backyard one day and all of a sudden she hops off and slaps the seat of the wagon telling me to get on because it was my turn and i was like no it’s ok im too heavy and she was like NO ITS UR TURN and kept tugging on my hand so i would sit down. eventually i got on and it was just a little 2 year old trying so hard to push me around on a wagon not understanding why it wouldn’t budge but still so determined to let me have my turn lol

catchymemes

saturnsocoolioyep

sarcoptid

FITTED TO WHOM

sparkytheandroid

MEEEEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

sarcoptid

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ellaenchanted2004-deactivated20

blouses and shirts with little tiny floral platterns on them. those are great

cybergata

Blue-Eyed beauty

succubarbie-deactivated20190205

no offense but money would solve literally every single one of my problems. like all of them. i dont have a single problem that money wouldnt immediately solve

mrbeniciodeltoro

addelburgh

unimpressedcats

feed me i’m a baby!

werewolfviking

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Wanna know what I’m wearing under this shirt? An invisible shirt.

ommanyte

Me, a humble draugr, quietly minding my own business in my barrow tomb, doing my daily chores (lighting the candles, taking the frostbite spider for a walk, making the large swinging axes swing in the corridor of large swinging axes), having a sleepover with the lads in the deathlord’s chamber

YOU, loud, alive, obnoxious, barging into our tomb eating an entire wheel of cheese, making a mess, plundering my life savings from my burial urn, setting fire to frosty (the frostbite spider), re-killing me and the lads, WAKING the deathlord

vicemag

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

adriofthedead

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

lacefuneral

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE

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cybercitrus

convert your office into a horrible disaster

sadopossum

This should be what nsfw means

indigobluerose

Found Hitchcock and Scully’s lifehack list…

losethehours

So you want me to believe that a schmuck who is too lazy to make a PBJ at home is going to clean up his mess after he uses the office paper cutter to halve his sandwich? I’d shove his head in a flaming wastepaper basket after a week of this shit.