The Best It Can Do Is Fart

Kelli || She/Her || Garbage || Multifandom; currently various podcasts are my shiz || I don't tag triggers or spoilers but shoot me an ask if you need me to:)

[notallmensheviks]

catholic pez

[rat-mama]

[mitski-miyawakis]

[shoelace-and-friends]

[spacecrygirl]

[notallmensheviks]

good work everyone

[vedurnan-archive]

Hello guys. Any pics for me today?

[bapouro]

This guy can go wherever he wants, right?

[bigpoppypuppy-deactivated202412]

on a ride like that? absolutely…

[biggaytony]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[anglered-fish]

[sandersstudies]

One thing I’m going to make a habit of if I ever have kids is asking “do you want the fast answer or the full answer? »

Because as a child one of the most frustrating things was asking a question and

1) the adult brushed me off with the quickest answer possible because they either didn’t think I would understand the complete answer or because they were busy

Or

2) the adult immediately began to explain in-depth to me, or using a book or computer to show me something that I didn’t care about that much and just wanted a brief answer to

[sandersstudies]

Sometimes kids will ask “what are clouds made of?” And you can say “water” and they will be like “okay.”

And other times they will be like “but why don’t they look like water? How do they get up there? Why do they float?” Etc. Etc.

[salamencerobot]

Yeah! This also applies to adults, tbh. Sometimes I don't want a big explanation, just answer the question!

[sandersstudies]

I’ve definitely done this at work lol.

[krakenartificer]

Ah! Useful scripts for people with anxiety and/or poor social skills!

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Hannibal is the funniest show to ever air because Hannibal is supposed to be this quiet, polite, unassuming doctor that nobody would suspect, like when he kills someone in his office in “self defense” and everyone is like “wow…you took him down in a fight? That’s crazy.” But the problem is they cast Mads Mikkelsen who is in fact six feet tall and like 200 pounds and built like a brick house in a well tailored suit so Will Graham is like “he MURDERS people”

and everyone else is like “him?? Hannibal??? How could you say that?” And then it cuts to Hannibal in his fucked up library and his fancy suits with his steel tree trunk arms looking absolutely like THE most menacing human being to have ever walked the earth.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

this show exists in an alternate reality where we the viewer have to accept that someone could say “there’s something off about that guy” and then people who have spent their whole lives profiling dangerous murderers sit down in a library with this man

and are like, “I honestly don’t see what you mean”

[ladyshinga]

Everyone except Will has a -10 and disadvantage on Insight checks

[anarchblr]

[kasphyxia-deactivated20210107]

need a girlfriend so i can deactivate for good

[rottingfacade]

[mandaloriangf]

[mandaloriangf]

[tockthewatchdog]

#this gets funnier the more time goes on

[heritageposts]

happy anniversary 

[sneckoil]

my elias and peter designs!

elias is a short king

[vicholas]

what’s going on with tumblr’s logo

[vicholas]

Guy Fieri??? No, it can’t be-

IT ACTUALLY IS???

[catchymemes]

[lawbreaker13]

As a graphic design please let me tell you that I aspire to think of something 1/1000th as clever and execute it even remotely as well as this logo right here

[mc1303]

That is peak design

[staticfrequencies]

the Pedro Pascal triangle

Inspired by this post

[superinframan]

[k8e-88]

Why would you leave that in the tags??

[mariacallous]

#TONIGHT

[curliestofcrowns]

He hungers

[c0ffeebee]

“I don’t want the world to turn without you And I don’t want the sun to burn without you” 💛🖤

ok, i really did this, some beautiful sun and moon princesses/queens being in love in a historical drama that doesn’t exist ☀️🌙

this is kinda random, but i saw the tweet that fleursignet [on twitter] posted and was instantly inspired to create this, all the credit for the idea goes to them 💛 original tweet:

[thechekhov]

 “Just buy a restaurant.” 

…

I guess the solution to stress is becoming a landlord having more money. Who would have thought?

[notcaptainjack]