[shanesmoothies]

I think the fandom is somewhat divided between those who have motherly feelings towards Shane and those who have motherly feelings towards Ilya. Personally, while i find Ilya equally parts relatable and smoking hot, i believe Shane to be MY SON. You will not speak unkindly of my son. You will not spread lies about my son, specially not those rooted on lack of reading comprehension. I'm already starting to see new fans be like "shane doesn't love ilya as much as ilya loves him!!!1". Let me make this abundantly clear: i WILL hunt you for sport.

[shanesmoothies]

heyyyy so

i had this idea

but i can't write shit so i need someone to do this for me

we know ilya is kinda vain right? (affectionate)

well

i need a fic where at first he starts finding out grey hairs and panics a lil bit

but then fast forward to when he has his hair realllllllly salt and pepper

(precociously i might add )

like

as in

raging silver fox at 32 years old or so

anyways

he eventually has a lot of grey in his hair and it's very noticeable and he quite likes how he looks

so he really carries them well idk

if you want to write this you'll need to come up with the plot

i just got this

barely

(shane ofc wont go grey until nearing 50)

[shanesmoothies]

poletiley bringing this back now that the fics are growing by 100s a day

[sheisraging]

yes good.

[booksydaisy]

Rose: Was it different with a man?

Shane: Of course.

Rose: Was it better?

Shane:Yeah, it was um... it was better.

**at the hospital**

Shane: hheeeeyyyyy

Ilya: shhhhhh

**Ilya goes to Shane and holds his hand**

Shane: Yessssssss. Better 😊.

[beansofsof]

this scene is so dear to me

[xialiuyi]

and they are both perfect 😌

[mattymartin]

HEATED RIVALRY ↳ Starring Hudson Williams & Connor Storrie

[shanesmoothies]

two lost souls dancing in a fish bowl

[ashstfu]

sticks and stones will break your bones but investing your heart in a book or a tv show will cause irreparable damage and you will not recover.

[shanesmoothies]

hollanov x tumblr <3

[shanesmoothies]

honorary mention

[shanesmoothies]

hollanov x tumblr <3

[thespermdonorstorylineisstupid]

me @ shane hollander every time he complains about not liking sex with women

[shanesmoothies]

heyyyy so

i had this idea

but i can't write shit so i need someone to do this for me

we know ilya is kinda vain right? (affectionate)

well

i need a fic where at first he starts finding out grey hairs and panics a lil bit

but then fast forward to when he has his hair realllllllly salt and pepper

(precociously i might add )

like

as in

raging silver fox at 32 years old or so

anyways

he eventually has a lot of grey in his hair and it's very noticeable and he quite likes how he looks

so he really carries them well idk

if you want to write this you'll need to come up with the plot

i just got this

barely

(shane ofc wont go grey until nearing 50)

[shanesmoothies]

like

[shanesmoothies]

I think the fandom is somewhat divided between those who have motherly feelings towards Shane and those who have motherly feelings towards Ilya. Personally, while i find Ilya equally parts relatable and smoking hot, i believe Shane to be MY SON. You will not speak unkindly of my son. You will not spread lies about my son, specially not those rooted on lack of reading comprehension. I'm already starting to see new fans be like "shane doesn't love ilya as much as ilya loves him!!!1". Let me make this abundantly clear: i WILL hunt you for sport.

[shanesmoothies]

why waste time speaking badly of shane when you could be spendin it speaking badly of jj

[shanesmoothies]

heyyyy so

i had this idea

but i can't write shit so i need someone to do this for me

we know ilya is kinda vain right? (affectionate)

well

i need a fic where at first he starts finding out grey hairs and panics a lil bit

but then fast forward to when he has his hair realllllllly salt and pepper

(precociously i might add )

like

as in

raging silver fox at 32 years old or so

anyways

he eventually has a lot of grey in his hair and it's very noticeable and he quite likes how he looks

so he really carries them well idk

if you want to write this you'll need to come up with the plot

i just got this

barely

(shane ofc wont go grey until nearing 50)

[lily-s-world]

Book accurate interaction

[shanesmoothies]

The way this boy is the perfect Ilya bc I wanted to punch Ilya the first time I read that on the book AND I wanted to punch him the first time a saw the trailer (affectionate)

[girlrustcohle]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

[shanesmoothies]

alexa play criminal by britney spears

credits to: unknown