Idk

[whitepeopletwitter]

[isabellesbian]

people with high turnip prices be like: “mandatory donation of 500,000 bells, 3 nook miles tickets, and 10 star fragments. tips appreciated :) you must also follow my twitter and RT my pinned to enter (I WILL BE CHECKING). pay up front or my bouncer will beat you to death with their net.”

[theweirdwideweb]

The people protesting to open businesses up don’t want to go back to work, they want *you* to go back to work so they can go to a movie or a restaurant.

[30-minute-memes]

[theroguefeminist]

little known fact, once you are older & no longer in school, time stops being real. did that thing happen one year ago? two? five? a few months ago? who knows. 

[6i05-deactivated20170702]

[hotboyproblems]

Teacher: You can't write an essay overnight.

Exam: You have one hour to write an essay.

[seansavestheworld-deactivated20]

“should drink more water” i remind myself, halfway through my fifth coffee

[stolentweets]

[kylie]

*makes eye contact with security cameras to assert dominance*

[rehlaxe]

Have you ever really thought about how when you look at the moon, it’s the same moon Shakespeare and Marie Antoinette and Van Gogh and Cleopatra looked at.

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

they all looked at the moon they’re all dead the moon is killing people wake up america

[hollowboobtheory]

[evaunit08]

@ rude people it cost $0.00 to change that attitude 

[wally-jo]

[strolling-in-the-moonlight]

5 states in the US have banned abortion from the point of heartbeat detection. Following that logic, I propose two additional policies:

1. Child support starts at the same point, including 50% of all medical bills

2. If the mother dies in mandated childbirth OR the child is stillborn, the father and doctor are charged with involuntary manslaughter.

See how keen they are on their “Pro-life” horseshit then.

[myothercarisauhaul-original]

3. Pregnant women can’t be in jail because the fetus would be in jail, and since it’s a full human you would be punishing an innocent person

[toastbutteregg]

praying for a miracle that someone will get me both game and console

[stability]