Why so serious?

18 | North East England | feminist | dogs |

[poesss]

[anthonycrowleymoved]

starfleet: our main goal is to follow the prime directive

jim kirk:

[marshmalllow]

the songs like “scooby doo where r you” but he’s always right there. like the fucking dog is never hiding or missing or anything so what the hell

[jakerzzzz]

When you ask Jolene politely not to take your man and she does it anyway

[memomemomemo53]

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[gothpandora-deactivated20190429]

she is an Artist

[whatsittoyabub]

such grace…

[black-academic]

omg her lines <3

[baba-wanyi-deactivated20170312]

wow, when will I ever?

[kdramapanda]

My cat loves watching the water fill up in the bathtub and now he’s refused to leave.

Yo arguing with cats is literally like this all the time.

It really is and I love every minute of it

[sarahseeandersen]

[tails-nightmare]

[oppressed-opossum]

I’ve gone through almost 24 years of life and I’ve never seen a crab eat until just now.

[lesbiansandthelivingdead]

Such tiny mouthfuls in such big hands

[dement009]

this is the most polite eating ive seen.

[hi]

“hey do you have any cool plans for the break?”

[pau1y]

you cant just skip to your favorite part of a song you have to earn it

[oatbee]

dogs > boys

[monetizeyourcat-blog]

Just found out there are two Bones in my shin, and two shins on my body. That’s four Bones. Fuck this shit

[bourtange]

dude thats not even the worst of it. go look up what your ribs are made of

[monetizeyourcat-blog]

OK, i will, but I’m warning you if it’s bones I’m gonna be so pissed off

[tastefullyoffensive]

[fridadali]

I need me a freak like this 

[henry-cooldown]

There is a very strange Pokéstop near me.

[shannonisnotsocool]

Person: Mulan sucks!

Me: Ding dong you are wrong.

Person: Okay but...

Me: DING DONG, YOU ARE WRONG!

Person: I...

Me: WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, WRONG!

[morekichuwathanyou]

There’s finally a bathroom for me and my magnum dong.

[gnatsattack]

I live in a world where Mewtew is quoted alongside Mother Teresa.