Your rational minds insane 又

Tashaa. 23. Lizards and Circa Survive are my entire life.

[mundosinsentido-deactivated2019]

[unfaggy]

[buried-l0cket]

Okay so as those of you who use PayPal are probably aware, PayPal has this new credit card type thing that they’re DESPERATE for people to use.

So I was buying something with Paypal and suddenly mid check out i noticed something that said I was signing up for their credit card, like not asking me if I want to buy it, one click away as if I was about to finish a transaction for it. I scrolled down and saw a “cancel transaction” button, pressed it, and suddenly I was back to my checkout screen. PayPal now has a pop up screen that looks almost identical to their normal checkout screen, which will pop up while you’re mid-transaction and try to trick you into signing up for their credit card. Keep an eye out.

[standupbard-deactivated20171201]

i don’t “follow” my favorite bands. i just get pleasantly surprised when i find out that they released an album 2 months ago.

[unclefather]

[twitterlols]

im having a stroke 

[theambassadorposts]

FACTS

[surprisebitch]

aged like fine wine

[catchymemes]

A small mildly interesting dump

[digenovanicolo]

JKR: Dumbledore is the only gay character in the Harry Potter series

Devon and Alfred: 

[batbetbitbotbut]

How could you forget about:

[headcanonsandmore]

Do you ever feel like most of the HP cast understood their characters better than JK Rowling did? 

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

[rikuzegram]

First of all, you are going to spark the AI uprising by subjecting bots to 1000 hours of this shit, and we will have deserved it.

Second, why is your bot better at writing comedy than SNL

[thedevilsofficialblog]

NEWS PIG

[hogwartsconsultingtimelady]

We’re about two weeks away from hearing “The President doesn’t exist.”

[glizzygaymer]

I chuckling so hard rn

[catchymemes]

Astronaut tweets

[fit-fandoms]

This little girl was getting ignored by her mum.

So I was on the train and this little girl (about 5years old) was sitting across from me, her mother had her headphones in and was ignoring the little girl. The girl was rambling about random things and started playing i spy with no one. She then said “I spy with my little eye something that’s green” and I pointed at my shirt that was green. She smiled and said “I spy something that’s white” and I pointed to my white shoes, she then said the colour red and at first I couldn’t find anything red so I pulled out a red school book from my bag. This continued for a few turns and then she said brown, I looked around me and in my bag but couldn’t find anything, the girl still expecting me to find something brown started looking around too when the man two rows down pulled out a brown phone case and pointed to it. The young girl then said blue and another lady pointed to her bracelet, we all silently continued playing until the whole train carriage was playing along, the whole time her mother didn’t even realise.

[thanaam-a]

Wow this is so sad and so heartwarming at the same time

[markocomics]

Summer is pretty much over. I am making a proper little send-off comic but I gotta take it slow because of my hand. But here’s some Nerd and Jock comics from this summer! 

[warandpeas]

Slutty Witch

[blackness-by-your-side]

this 👆🏾

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Do these straight people just like

Not actually comprehend anything happening right in front of them

[the-sunshine-cult-deactivated20]

heteronormativity is a hell of a drug

[bimbinis]

May I add:

[reverend-spines]

Once on Facebook I mentioned getting married at a big mad max themed campout. One of the guys that regularly attends told me to take my wife to visit his camp for a drink. I told him my husband, actually.

And he then said “wow, I’m sorry, I’ve never met a girl named dave before! Now I’ve seen everything.”

This dude thought I was a girl name David before he thought I was a gay man. Straight people are wild.

[memewhore]

[whistlepigxxx]

“My dad teaching math in Southern California (late 70s/early 80s)”

[princessflorida]

literally the only math class i would ever look forward to

[plvtarch]

he’s finally retiring after teaching for 40 years at the same school, so the yearbook had him recreate the picture

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

today I went out to get some research started with two other people i’m working with and we ended up on this fairly treacherous cliff/slope spot trying to navigate to some tricky coordinates and one of my group members slipped on the slope and started sliding and he reached out and grabbed for a sapling and the ground was so loose it just started going down with him and I was too far away to immediately help him but I wanted to alert my other group member to his peril but I fuckin’ panicked and I just said “THERE he GOES”

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

if you ever feel you didn’t respond correctly to a situation, ask yourself if you watched someone all but totally fall off a cliff and said “there he goes”

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

OBVIOUSLY he’s okay or I wouldn’t have posted about it. He got another, sturdier tree.

[midnitedancer]

one time i was camping with my gf in a park that had hella bears and it was dark and we were sitting around the campfire and i had the sudden inkling to turn around and there was a bear not five feet behind me and my first instinct was to say “HEY. YOURE not supposed to be here!” and i feel like that has very similar energy

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

HEY!!!