shans

te arawa/tainui

[silly-little-pal]

[sygol]

i think my favorite response to a complaint about someone is "we should kill them"

[hornetstabber]

i'm gonna go out on a limb and call that a complete lie

[mr-deep-downer]

which limb?

[hornetstabber]

penis

[mr-deep-downer]

penis isn’t a limb you idiot it’s an external sex organ

[hornetstabber]

my bad professor cock didn't realize i had an expert over here 🙄

[transmechanicus]

Taping my third eye closed like a webcam

[sloppystyle]

I could be doing absolutely anything and the Ludacris proximity sadness meter will invade my mind

[sloppystyle]

[dramastream]

Gong Yoo photographed by Hong Jang Hyun for Marie Claire Korea, Oct. 2021

[seongpinkhwa]

if capitalism didn’t exist what would your dream job be. btw if you say something like ‘engineer’ i’ll kill you

[eternalgirlscout]

decriminalize:

sex work

addiction

criminalize: 

golf

[eternalgirlscout]

oh my god

[cigz]

[yehudah]

imagine searching your whole life for the chosen one who will destroy the matrix and save the human race and you find him and hes fucking keanu reeves

[yehudah]

[susiephone]

no offense, but the scene depicting tai lung’s escape from a maximum security prison in kung-fu panda (2008) is more dramatic and exciting, and has better pacing and cinematography than 90% of fight scenes in any superhero movie

[aq2003]

[deactivatedblog2021-deactivated]

the entire concept of eternal damnation/endless torture is so funny... like. cmon mister god. eternally? forever? like 1. dramatic 2. like i’m not just gon get bored of it ?

[deactivatedblog2021-deactivated]

like different mythos but you have to assume prometheus and the eagle just became bros at a certain point

[tinybed]

i have to say like... 500 hail mary's because i was trying to say "the king james version of the bible" and i said "the james charles version of the bible"......... yipes

[tinybed]

[imalreadydashingthroughtheno]

[missjukebox8bit]

Most corporate social media accounts use memes to try and appear hip with the kids so they’ll buy their product but the Sparknotes twitter account is clearly just run by a literature geek who was told they could make memes about old books and is having the time of their life doing just that

[eridone]

Okay, putting a flower crown on serial killers harms absolutely nobody. When was the last time someone was actually injured by a serial killer, the 50s? Sorry if you think this is a trend, but putting a circlet of flowers on top of a real human being that drove a 5 inch steel knife into an innocent persons beating heart can be qualified as self expression. Learn it. PS. I play reaper in overwatch and talk like solid snake when Im on the phone. I could hack the stock market if I needed to. Bye

i cant decide what my favorite line of this is

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

new copypasta

[huchidori]

[huchidori]