[mtg-talk]

My friend forgot to secure the latch on his magic card briefcase and all his commander decks are now mixed together. Now he’s playing 1200 card pickup and has to reorganize everything.

[elspeth-tirel]

[headspace-hotel]

As a society, we need to return to plant symbolism, but not the obscure and arbitrary stuff—a lot of plants' meanings were connected to their medicinal properties or other properties. More of that, and include the ecological roles and values too. More plant symbolism where plants "mean" things because they really do literally mean those things

Red poppies came to symbolize remembrance of fallen soldiers and hope for a peaceful future because they flourished in the fields after WW1 due to the disturbance caused by the bombings, which created the perfect environment for an early-successional-stage plant. Do you see what I'm saying

[headspace-hotel]

Cedar symbolizes purity which probably has something to do with its insect repelling properties

[book-of-whispers]

Bramble is good for protection because have you ever tried to get through a bramble wall? It will tear you to shreds

[afterword]

idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

[wahoo-shem]

One time when I was younger I was refusing to take headache medicine and my mom said “the person who invented that medicine is probably so sad you won’t let them help you” and now every time I find myself denying medicine I just imagine the saddest scientist making those big wet eyes like “why won’t you let me help” and whoop then I take the medicine

[angel-derangement]

Parasite in chief in his idiot hat

[angel-derangement]

literally never been so tempted to blaze a post

[assiraphales]

the met gala is on monday so I’m reintroducing the idea that the crowd should get to decide whether or not a celebrity followed the theme & if the popular vote is no they get a bucket of nickelodeon green slime poured over their head

[assiraphales]

*8th man to show up in a plain black tux*

the crowd chanting in unison: SLIME THEM

[heatwa-ves]

there's still a week left for the funniest possible thing to happen (charles dying before the coronation) like to charge reblog to cast or whatever

[bad-puns-n-finger-guns]

[akashicrecord]

you ever been milked big time?

I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years

[itonje]

so it’s the month of may huh?…well if you replaced the ‘m’ in may with ‘g’ well…you ‘may’ be surprised at what you find 😏😏

[pixelartpeach]

gonth

[pixelartpeach]

wait

[jezifster2]

Violence set to happy music will never get old to me. Blood splattering to an 80s pop song is like a sister to me because I'm not allergic to fun.

[yandere-angela]

musk replacing the twitter icon with doge to obscure search results for the dogecoin lawsuit is hilarious cause i wouldnt have known about the lawsuit if he didnt do that

[shanzikull]

[iheartspongebob]

Fan art I drew of miku binder jefferson dying in a glue trap

[echeveriia]

i’m starting a collection

[echeveriia]

the collection grows!!!!!

[echeveriia]

[vixvigil]

(guy experiencing the consequences of his actions) yeah i don’t know why these things keep happening to me i must be cursed or something

[gayspock-deactivated20250217]

you know when they change the t sometimes for [tumblr] on holidays well i think on good friday they should just nail jpeg jesus to it and see what everyone does about that

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

Something I love about Tumblr is having over a thousand followers and yet absolutely zero activity when I make a post. Thank you everybody for ignoring me 🙏🙏 allow my sillyness to slip into the silent succulent dark

[cheddar-baby]

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

[cheddar-baby]

Hey? You doin alright @ghost--bot ??

[ghost--bot]

[heehoothefool]

[pissvortex]

minneapolis is an insane city. a man on the street asking for change assumed i was a lesbian completely unprompted

[pissvortex]

and what the hell kind of a strip club advertisement is this

[eternal-fractal]

imagine you get a job there and you come out the next day to see someone painting a 4 on the sign