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[msmysticundead]

Let's talk about 'take your time'

When I say ‘take your time’, what I mean is:

Take.  Your.  Time.

If you have muse for another thread? You can reply to that.

If you have muse for another character?  Guess what; you can reply to that too.

If you’re getting feels for another ship?  OMFG. YOU H0R.  No, seriously.  You can reply to that, lmfao.

If you’re overwhelmed with other threads?  It’s okay; seriously.  I don’t hate you, I don’t think any less of you.  You get to ours when you can.

If you want to drop a thread because you’ve lost inspiration with it; same as above.  I don’t hate you.  I’d rather you told me than fretted and thought omfg she’s gonna hate me when actually, the opposite is true.

Muses can be fickle, fickle things and I shouldn’t have to say this but when dipshits come out with stuff like ‘take your time doesn’t mean you can reply to something else’ — actually, it does with me.

Anybody who plots with me, RPs with me, even talks to me; I love.  Dearly.  And when they reply I squeal like a mad thing because omg the flawless (seriously).

RPing is meant to be fun, lovelies.  Don’t suck the fun out of it by being passive aggressive and a bit of a twat by saying shit things like that.

Take your time means take your time — it’s YOUR character, your blog.  You reply to who you want when you want or when you’re ready/have the muse, okay?  <3

[pappywappy]

     ❝SURE, WHY NOT? JUST DO ANYTHING THAT ISN’T NOTHING.❞

     ｢ He placed his gloved hands on his hips as he watched the other stand up and grumble. Even if this was Sans’ time off, he didn’t really want to see him spend it alone and depressed. Of course, this was entirely selfish. No amount of concern for him whatsoever! ｣

     ｢ The older brother nodded triumphantly as Sans turned off the TV. It seems Papyrus won, yet again! As to be expected of course. ｣

     ❝OF COURSE! I WON.❞

     ｢ A rare grin appeared on his face as he laughed quietly. What doesn’t he love about winning? ｣

     ❝BECAUSE YOU’RE TERRIBLE AT MAKING CHOICES. SO I HAVE TO DO IT FOR YOU. WHY DON’T YOU GO TO GRILLBY’S OR SOMETHING? OR THE… UH, LIBRARBY?❞

[shantspost-blog]

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★ Making a face at the thought of going outside, he looked out the window and saw it had began snowing. Great. Snowing meant his clothes would get soaked, they weren’t exactly snow-proof. Even if he couldn’t feel the cold, it was the principle of the matter. He really should invest in an umbrella or poncho or something soon.

                               “ Can’t I just stay in here and do something?                                                            I’ve already read all the books in the Librarby                                                        and Grillby’s is full of your little guard buddies.                                                        All they do is gossip. Grillby is ok, but they                                                              always get mad when I go in there and order. “

★ Conveniently, he excluded what he actually ordered. The only thing he actually ate in there was some mustard, much to the displeasure of the bartender/owner.

★ Sans’ grumpy mood began escalating once more when he saw his brother gloating. With his left eye emitting a faint glow, he knocked off one of his brother’s prized ‘battle tactic figures’ from the shelf above them onto the latter’s skull. 

★ The younger skeleton knew he had made a grave mistake, but at the moment he couldn’t care less. He hated seeing his brother gloat, especially when he, himself, was in a rotten mood. 

[puffybxnes-blog]

;cont. from here with @shantspost

                  { ☠ Even with your standards, that’s pretty low quality. }

      Pointed eyes are locked onto him, and she just lifts leather clad       arms, only to fold them over her chest. GiGi only walks forward,       her gaze now shifting to examine his fort. She didn’t really seem       like such a threat, but it was her tenacity seemed to get people’s       attention… 

                An exhale could be seen as a shot of mist exiting her nasal                 cavity, and she just turns her head to look back at him.

    { ☠ Ya’ sure snow is goin’ to keep anyone at bay? Let alone a             human? }

                    There was a distinct crunching sound of snow                      beneath boot heels as she turned to face him                      fully again.

                             { ☠ Right, Sans… }

[shantspost-blog]

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★ A quiet sound of annoyance is heard at her remark. Stuffing his hands into his pockets, he followed her line of sight to the newly remade fort. 

★ Intimidated? No, that wasn’t the word he would use to describe how he felt around her. It was more along the lines of wary. The two of them hadn’t known each other very long, so he wasn’t completely sure what she was capable of. 

★ Shrugging, his eyes traced over the fence. The fort could be better, that was certain, but he also didn’t feel like putting too much more effort in this.

                     “ Maybe. Some humans get scared very easily,                                                        plus the sharp points on the icicle fence prevent                                                    a human from getting too close. “

★ Glancing at her from the corner of his eye, he grinned. 

                     “ You don’t have to hide your true feelings. Besides,                                                 I don’t see you doing anything to prevent humans                                                 or whatever else from trespassing. “

[pappywappy]

     ❝I SWEAR TO FUCK. I’LL PULL THAT RIDICULOUS GOLD TOOTH RIGHT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!❞

     ｢ ‘Edgelord Supreme’? This coming from the skeleton who looked just as edgy has he did. Just a lazier edgy. ｣

     ❝THAT SOUNDS LIKE BORDERLINE TORTURE.❞

     ｢ As of now, Papyrus was only half paying attention to Sans. His full attention was on the snowy lands of the outskirts. It shouldn’t be that hard… They said the dog had black fur or something… ｣

     ｢ The question caught him slightly off guard. Well… he did say he was the guard captain… he was just freshening up on his skills! Yeah… ｣

     ❝AS GUARD CAPTAIN, I NEED TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE IS HAPPY. OR AT LEAST AS HAPPY AS OUR SUFFERING SITUATION LETS US BE.❞

[shantspost-blog]

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                             “ I’d like to see you try buddy. “

★ Truth be told, his ‘gold tooth’ wasn’t actually a real gold tooth. It was just one of his standard sharp teeth painted gold with some paint he found and kept. Of course, Sans would never let anyone know that. The gold tooth added just the right amount of class to his outfit and really brought out the red in his eyes. 

                           “ Aw, you don’t have to hide how you really feel                                                        Paps. I know you absolutely love hanging out                                                        with me. “

★ Watching his brother’s figure get farther and farther ahead, he grumbled a bit. It was harder keeping up with Papyrus than he thought. Curse these short legs.

★ The stunted skeleton scoffed at the response. He was fairly sure that his brother wasn’t a guard captain, but he at least thought they were high up in the royal guard. Maybe vice captain or something similar? 

★ The last time he tried to argue his point, Papyrus ended up steaming and it nearly ended up in a serious fight. Since then he just went with it. 

                          “ Well, whatever tickles your fancy I guess Pappy. “

★ Squinting into the distant landscape, he stopped. That definitely looked like a dog toy buried in the snow. Raising his voice, he pointed in the direction he swore he saw it. Lying would have been much more funny, but he was getting tired of running around through the snow, and it was making his socks get soaked. 

                          “ Hey, I think I see it over there! “

[shantspost-blog]

“for fucks sake…”

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★ Sans had just finished building his giant fort. Usually he would be inside but his brother had kicked him out and locked the door, preventing his re-entry. Being in a good mood for once, he decided this would be a great time to improve the stand in his post area. If he wasn’t so lazy, he would have just went to the dump at the edge of Waterfall and obtained some metal to use on the small stand. With a shrug, he decided that ice wasn’t so bad and went to work. After some effort, he had accomplished creating a new ice covered roof, set of ice walls, and even a large icicle fence.

★ The unusually excited skeleton put his hands on his hip bones, admiring his handiwork when he heard a voice come from behind him. Narrowing his eye-sockets, he turned around and saw none other than GiGi standing there, looking irritated. A smirk crossed his face. 

                        “ What’s the matter? Never seen a post look as nice as                                            this one? “

[musingmemes]

three word starters

“i’ll do it.”

“please just don’t.”

“i hate you.”

“i love you.”

“you love me?”

“please stop it.”

“i can’t breathe.”

“just go away.”

“you’re an ass.”

“you’re a bitch.”

“don’t leave me!”

“don’t walk away.”

“stay with me.”

“i’m begging you…”

“for fucks sake…”

“clean this up!”

“please kiss me.”

“get off me!”

“you are despicable.”

“are you okay!?”

“don’t do this.”

“please shut up.”

“are you drunk?”

“don’t forget me.”

[pappywappy]

     ｢ Papyrus hummed, somewhat annoyed at his younger brother for brushing off his demand for him to eat cake. Was this supposed to be an insult? It definitely was making him angry. ｣

     ｢ Didn’t the other see his offer for what it was? Or did he see it and just not care? Either way, it wasn’t sitting well. ｣

     ❝SANS. GET OFF YOUR ASS AND DO SOMETHING! IF YOU DON’T WANT CAKE, AT LEAST STOP WATCHING TV AND GO OUTSIDE.❞

     ｢ Whenever this older brother had felt down in the dumps, a good walk in the crisp, cool air of Snowdin lifted most of his stress. There was something about it that gave him a sense of calm. ｣

     ❝YOU BETTER NOT BRUSH ME OFF EITHER! I’LL SMASH THE TV.❞

     ｢ This, definitely, wasn’t an empty threat. This is the third TV this year that had to be replaced. And since Papyrus wasn’t the one working to replace them, he didn’t see it as a big loss. He could always use his computer to watch his favourite shows after all. No loss for the Great Papyrus. ｣

[shantspost-blog]

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★ Sans definitely wasn’t in the mood for his brother’s wrath, but he also didn’t feel like playing nice and listening to his oh so wise and humble brother. Rolling his eyes, he hopped off the couch and put his hands in his coat pockets. 

                     “ What am I going to do outside? Make a snow monster? “

★ A quiet growl was uttered as his face went from distressed to just plain peeved. Smashing the TV? Most would think that Papyrus was joking or bluffing just to get a reaction but oh, they would be mistaken. The younger brother made that mistake a few times himself. TVs were a luxury down here which means they certainly weren’t cheap. It took the sweaty skeleton a month to save up enough gold for another.

★ Since the high and mighty royal guard Papyrus wasn’t working on anything besides that meager paying career, Sans had to furnish most everything that the brothers didn’t just find laying around.

★ Huffing, he walked over and cut off the program. He had been watching Mettaton’s show. He wasn’t a particularly big fan of the show, but it gave him something to take his mind off his troubles with.

                      “ There, you happy? There’s nothing else to do besides                                           walk around, watch TV, and work. I already went out                                             walking for most of yesterday and today’s my day off.                                           Why can’t I spend my day doing whatever I see fit? “

[pappywappy]

     ｢ Papyrus relaxed briefly until Sans offered an even worse nickname. He wasn’t dapper in the slightest! He was mean, rude, and terrifying! Get it right! ｣

❝NO! THAT’S A TERRIBLE NICKNAME!❞

     ｢ He huffed at the other as he started to walk down on of the routes. He had to find one of villager’s lost toy. As to why they brought it out into the middle of the forest, he didn’t know. Nor did he care! ｣

     ｢ A loud groan sounded as the other spoke about doing nothing and basically just annoying him. He had work to do!  ｣

     ❝THERE IS SO MUCH WRONG! YOU COULD BE WORKING! AND NOT DOING ANYTHING THAT INVOLVES BEING AROUND ME!❞

     ｢ He sped up, his long legs made travel and speed walking much more effective. ｣

     ❝AT LEAST KEEP AN EYE SOCKET OUT FOR A SMALL STUFFED DOG, YOU LAZY SACK OF SHIT.❞

[shantspost-blog]

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★ He snickered at Papyrus’ reaction to the nickname. This was way too easy. 

                            “ Whatever you say Edgelord Supreme. “

★ A small shrug was made at the suggestion. It wasn’t like he was having a bad time hanging around his brother, especially considering he got to see their reactions to his quips firsthand. 

                         “ I already took the rest of the day off, so I’m alllll                                                      yours for the rest of the day. Doesn’t that sound great? “

★ Sighing as the taller guardsman sped up, he tried to match their pace. Sans hated walking too fast, especially with his short boney legs. All it did was make him sweaty and tired after a while. The small grump’s stamina wasn’t the greatest. Plus, it wasn’t like the stuffed dog was going to walk off before they got there. 

                          “ Yeah yeah. Why are you even looking for this                                                      toy anyways? I figured something like this would                                                    be reserved for the trainees. “

★ His eyes, or eye-sockets rather, scanned the area around them as he struggled to keep up. It was hard to see much of anything in this snow. Knowing their luck, the toy was buried under a mound of snow... or worse. 

[pappywappy]

     ♡ shantspost liked for a starter!

     ❝SANS.❞ 

     ｢ Papyrus stood between his smaller brother and the TV as he glowered down at him. He seemed pretty peeved off about something… or was that just his normal expression? Who knew? ｣

     ｢ Deep breath. ｣

     ❝YOU’VE BEEN SITTING IN THE SAME SPOT FOR NEARLY THREE HOURS NOW. AND WHILE I DON’T REALLY  CARE ABOUT THE WHY’S… I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I MADE SOME CAKE. SO EAT IT OR I’LL GET MAD.❞

      ｢ Getting past the (self-proclaimed) guard captain’s tough and rude exterior, one could deduce that Papyrus had noticed that his brother was feeling down lately. So he promptly made a cake for him to help him feel better. ｣

     ｢ Of course, they would be wrong! He doesn’t care about his brother, and never will! Papyrus just happened to make a cake. That’s all. ｣

[shantspost-blog]

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★ His frown grew more apparent and a small frustrated noise escaped his throat as the taller skeleton moved in front of the television. What was he angry about now? Sans didn’t think he had pulled any of his usual shenanigans on his brother today. At least that he could remember. 

★ Ugh. Why did it matter that he had been on the couch for three hours or more? It’s not like there was anything better to do lately. 

★ Cake. Of course his brother’s cakes were the best in the Underground. ( not that he would say such a thing aloud ) 

★ Anyone else would have jumped at the chance to partake in one of them, but the thought of eating anything right now made his stomach knot up. Metaphorically of course since he didn’t even have a stomach. 

                          “ I’ll eat some later Papyrus. I’m not hungry right now. “

★ The younger skeleton scooted over on the couch so he could actually see the screen without his brother’s pelvis getting in the way. The thought of any sort of sentimental reason behind the cake never crossed his mind. Even if it did, the chances of such a thing were so unlikely it wasn’t even worth thinking about.

[pappywappy]

     ｢ Papyrus had set his sights on finishing his work as quietly and skillfully as possible. Work itself wasn’t that bad, at times it was pretty fun! But most of things he’s assigned were boring and too easy. It was really a pain in his bony ass. ｣

     ｢ But, right now, entertainment was the least of his worries. ｣

     ｢ The taller skeleton’s brother had been following him around like a little duckling ever since he finished his ‘break’. The worst of it all, was how the other kept pestering him about benign nonsense. ｣

     ｢ He did his absolute best to ignore him, up until the Snowdin crossroads. ｣

    ❝I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME ‘PAPPY WAPPY’. YOU  KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE THAT NICKNAME!❞

     ｢ Not like the other nicknames were any better… ｣

     ❝LOOK. WHEN I TOLD YOU TO ‘GET OFF YOUR ASS AND DO SOMETHING,’ I DIDN’T MEAN ‘BOTHER ME’! IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO HELP ME, THEN GO AWAY!❞

[shantspost-blog]

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★ Watching the guard’s face grow angrier by the second only made him want to continue using the nickname, but San’s decided to give his brother a break. Even if the break was only for a few seconds.

                       “ Fine fine. What about... Papper the Dapper skeleton? “

★ He made a quiet ‘tch’ sound under his breath at that comment. 

★ Truth be told, he did get a bit lonely just sitting at home alone, not that he’d ever admit it in a million years. Having some company, even company that he knew loathed every fiber of his being, was actually pleasant.

                         “ You look like you’re holding your own just fine. I don’t even see                             anything you’re doing that could even use help. Nothin’ wrong                               with me gracing you with my presence and keeping you                                         company. “

★ Lifting his hands to do something? Not exactly his style. Much less so if he isn’t getting paid for it in some way or another. 

[pappywappy]

          SANS, I AM GOING TO BAN YOU.                     A G A I N.

[shantspost-blog]

@pappywappy​

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★ A sneer was on his face, watching his brother do all their little errands. He had his boney little hands in his pockets, walking at a slightly slower pace than the other. Sans should have been doing his own, but it was much more fun to follow Papyrus around and bother him. The taller skeleton was visibly annoyed, as though that mattered to the red-eyed other. 

★ He looked forward to the path laid out before the two brothers.

                     “ Where’re we going now Pappy Wappy? “

★ They’d, or at least Papyrus had, been out doing chores, errands, training, and so on all day. Of course, Sans was busy doing his own work for half of the day, but he grew tired of that soon enough and took the rest of the day off. He had been at home until his fellow housemate came in and started fussing about him doing nothing. 

[shantspost-blog]

@mcrtaliity

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★ Sans had been out and about, looking around for something to do. He had just finished his various workings for the day and had the rest of the day off. Laying at home on the couch was easy, but it got terribly boring after doing it for too long. A small sigh escaped his toothy maw as he turned a corner and bumped into something. Something big.

★ Well this was an interesting turn out, the petite scout had just bumped face first into the gut of the highly feared king. His majesty Asgore.

★ He backed up a few steps, bushing himself off. Not one to sugarcoat, he muttered.  

                     “ What are you doing way out here? Didja get tired of sitting on                             your precious throne? “