Just a frog in a grass skirt

"Oh, it would be sweet for a while, but in the back of our minds we'd know that I'm a man and you're janitorial equipment"

[feministism]

compare.

[catchymemes]

A drink or two

[kaasbolletje]

[lgbtqiatext]

[somecutething]

A very happy poodle

[arrghigiveup]

SPROING

[danrdarrenc]

@waughliot

[end0skeletal]

Chameleons by AngiWallace

[ultrafacts]

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[theawesomeadventurer]

okay but this is a power move above any other

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

It gets even better, because he was doing all of this on a pitch black night. This dude swam towards a lure, slapped at it with his glove, and when it got caught; he let himself float and tugged on the line so the fisherman thought he had hooked a 100+ pound salmon. Once he was finally up to the shore, he turned a flashlight on in the guy’s face and walked out of the water, saying “good morning, gentlemen. State fish and game warden, you’re under arrest.“

At this point, the guy who had reeled him in had literally fallen over in shock, and the other people with him were scared shitless. The warden whipped some citations out of a plastic bag in his wetsuit, made the trespassers sign them, asked if they had any questions, and then gathered all of their fishing gear. And he just. Walked back into the river. And quietly swam away, without another word.

This man is a legend.

[lioness--hart]

Some heroes wear wetsuits and pretend to be fish

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

hey conservatives… are you gonna sit around and let leftists tell you to lift heavy boxes by bending your knees? bend at the waist and use your back to lift like god intended… unless you’re too politically correct…

[cocainesocialist]

[doomtribble73]

‘If the land is sick, you are sick’: An Aboriginal approach to mental health in times of drought

In Australia, psychological tools developed with Aboriginal people can also support farmers whose land is suffering the effects of climate c

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 [Fiona Livingstone, who manages a suicide prevention programme at the University of Newcastle’s Centre for Rural and Remote Mental Health] explains that the traditional Aboriginal concept of health is much broader than that of conventional Western medicine. Aboriginal people, she says, are deeply connected to “country”, the place with which they have spiritual ties. The personal, social and ecological are closely interconnected: “health” is the state in which they are all in balance.

[gray-mark]

NPCs in Skyrim just…tell you their whole life story in passing. You don’t even have to talk to them they really just go “my husband was murdered my a mountain troll” and walk right past you

[reallycoolsoup]

Just like working retail

[weantuniverse]

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20160]

action movie protagonist to his daughter: Honey…Daddy’s gotta go away for awhile. Pop’s gotta go. I got some bad men after me, some really nasty guys. Some big meanies are trying to catch me, and well dad’s gotta go. I’m sorry sweetie, but dad’s gotta blast. Some really rude men are after me. You gotta go stay with mom because I’m putting not just myself in danger, but my family too. For some reason I think mom’s place is safer than my off the grid apartment/house/cabin

[shittynewyorkercartooncaptions]

[j0jin-deactivated20210309]

[coolxatu]

get sillay

[pacificrim-archive]

[thrussy]

What is going on

[midwest-merman-deactivated20210]

I love their friendship

[i-am-the-third-heat-deactivated]

How high are they?

[i-mister-completely]

“I’m frying”