this is stupid!!!

i have a name and quirk and face, but that's not really important right now... what's important is getting replacement slaves for the ones i lost!!!

[ioudasiscari]

Anonymous asked you: you didn't know??? and here i thought you were just ignoring me!!!

[ioudasiscari]

that

thats not what the word iimpressiion means

you dumbass

[shapeshifter-slaveclaimer]

what else would iit mean???

[ioudasiscari]

Anonymous asked you: you didn't know??? and here i thought you were just ignoring me!!!

[ioudasiscari]

why would II tell you what youre miissiing thatd make iit easiier for you 2 perfect your iimpressiion 

[shapeshifter-slaveclaimer]

and who would ii have 2 iimpress wiith thiis sort of quirk??

youre a dumb psiioniic!!! II dont thiink usiing thiis quiirk wiill even get me very far...

[ioudasiscari]

Anonymous asked you: you didn't know??? and here i thought you were just ignoring me!!!

[ioudasiscari]

you hadnt talked 2 hiim long enough 2 reveal the errors iin your quiirk

youre lucky

[shapeshifter-slaveclaimer]

II thiink youre probably LYIING

what am II miissiing??? nothiing, thats what!

youre just tryiing 2 be a jerk agaiin by piickiing at my habiits!

[sugaryexcess]

…

Sugar, water you doing?~

Are you an )(eiress or -Empress?~

Because if not, you reely s)(ouldn’t type like t)(at~

It’s lovely to meet you, darling~

-Egregious misuse of quirk aside~

So, are you looking to buy some new slaves, t)(en?~

W)(at would t)(ey do?~

[shapeshifter-slaveclaimer]

um, no! i just )(ave- have a tendency to mimic quirks!! i don't mean any, um, injustice by it!

and if I had a slave, I would bring them around and have tea parties with them and have them help me clean up my hive and show them off to my friends!!! you know, slave stuff!

[ioudasiscari]

Anonymous asked you: you didn't know??? and here i thought you were just ignoring me!!!

[ioudasiscari]

fuck you

tumblr hasnt been showiing me my alerts

speakiing of not very observant YOU STIILL NEVER MASTERED MY QUIIRK

so HA

FUCK YOU

[shapeshifter-slaveclaimer]

II mastered iit enough that KK would have beliieved me iif you hadnt shown up

and iisnt that whats iimportant???

[ioudasiscari]

Anonymous asked you: you didn't know??? and here i thought you were just ignoring me!!!

HOW THE FUCK DIID YOU

WHAT

WHAT

[shapeshifter-slaveclaimer]

3) you're just not very observant, are you???

[sugaryexcess]

shapeshifter-slaveclaimer started following you

)(ello, darling~

I’m )(er Imperious Condescension, but you can call me Condy~

W)(o mig)(t you be?~

[shapeshifter-slaveclaimer]

)(ello!!!

my name's not important, so you can call me s)(apes)(ifter-slaveclaimer like everyone else!

i mean i )(AVE a name, i just don't want anyone knowing it until I know for certain i'm going to go )(ive wit)( at least one slave later! 3)

[circumventingcephalopod-blog]

shapeshifter-slaveclaimer started following you

naut shore what to think aboat this

[shapeshifter-slaveclaimer]

heeheehee, there's naut a thing to worry aboat!!!

but would you like to become my slave?

[socoropathos]

… w45 th4t me4nt to be my kwirk? bek4u5e you’re doing it wrong

no - i don’t w4nt to be 4nyone’5 5l4ve - th4nkyou very much - th4t doe5n’t 5ound much fun

[shapeshifter-slaveclaimer]

why not??? it would be 5o much fun!

and give me 4 break! i ju5t met you, how 4m i 5upposed to h4ve your quirk down yet???

[shapeshifter-slaveclaimer]

give me a little bit to clean up my site! i'm still fighting with that dumb stupid dumb slave who thinks he's going to get away from me without any sort of fight, so i can't greet you all right now!!!

but welcome everyone, i guess! if you're interested in being my slave, just go ahead and leave an ask!!!

[socoropathos]

shapeshifter-slaveclaimer started following you

ok4y - uh

who 4re you?

hi

[shapeshifter-slaveclaimer]

who i 4m is 4 secret!!!

that aside, i'm known around as shapeshifter slaveclaimer... so you can call me that!

oh! which reminds me!!! do you want to be my slave?

[shapeshifter-slaveclaimer]

THINK ON THAT, THINK ON THAT REEEEAAAAAL HARD.

???

[shapeshifter-slaveclaimer]

MAKE ME.

why are you being so rude?!?!?! i didn't do anything to you!

[shapeshifter-slaveclaimer]

YOU JUST KEEP STACKING POINTS AGAINST YOURSELF. WORST SLAVE EVER.

yeah well you're a terrible slave anyway!!! go away!!!

[shapeshifter-slaveclaimer]

YOU'RE THE BIGGEST SACK OF SHIT ONE HAS EVER SACKED.

that doesn't even make sense!!!

[shapeshifter-slaveclaimer]

PFFF, WOW, SO YOU'RE NOT ONLY ARE YOU TREASONOUS, BUT YOU'RE A LIAR TOO.

what??? how am i a liar?????? i'm telling the truth!!!

[shapeshifter-slaveclaimer]

OH WOW, IGNORANCE IS NOT ONLY BLISS BUT ONE HUGE DEATH SENTENCE. DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE *SPEAKING* TO? I DON'T KNOW WHAT WORLD YOU'RE FROM, BUT ON *MY* PLANET, I'M THE GODDAMN EMPEROR.

you're not the emperor!!! i already met the emperor! you don't even speak with THE C9RRECT STUPID QUIRK!

but if you wanted to be my slave i'll treat you like an emperor, which is sort of close!!!