I'm finally catching up and I love my son ?
Xuebing Du
One Nice Bug Per Day
Sweet Seals For You, Always

tannertan36
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

Kaledo Art
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Andulka
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
trying on a metaphor
Jules of Nature

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Show & Tell
YOU ARE THE REASON
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
occasionally subtle

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣

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todays bird

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@sharedstar
I'm finally catching up and I love my son ?
I honestly truly forgot when the show was supposed to come back I can’t stop laughing
admittedly I still haven't seen any new episodes since the hiatus
I honestly truly forgot when the show was supposed to come back I can't stop laughing
karamel appreciation week (day two): favourite quotes
I'm chillin on my multi, if anyone wants to do Things!! @glossophobias
if anyone wants to do a monkai au ... Hit Me Up
human!monkai au: kai and mon-el are twins.
when ppl cherish the same characters u cherish
is there anything better than seeing ur mutuals succeed ? doubt it
@ everyone saying it wasn’t a UFO
1) it’s unsure what it was 2) it flew 3) what the fuck do you think UFO stands for
NEW FAVORITE POST
#anything can be a ufo if youre bad enough at identifying things
my bad @ all the shitposting for the day
Karamel Appreciation Week: Day Three.
favourite scene(s). the bar scene from 2.06.
BONUS:
‘Shit My Friends Said’ Sentence Starters
‘ Isn’t it a little early for your sexual deviancy? ‘
‘ How the tables have tabled. ‘
‘ This is me at peak romance, _____. This is all you get. ‘
‘ I’m always ready to lie to your face. ‘
‘ We can’t let a goat bully us out our house! ‘
‘ How is “won’t” a contraction of will not? Shouldn’t it be “willn’t”? ‘
‘ Yeah, the moon is pretty far away. At least ten miles. ‘
‘ It’s not a sex party, it’s a fetish festival. ‘
‘ Wait, is this a kink? ‘
‘ I don’t want to be an adult either, buddy, but if I have to do it so do you! Come out of that fucking cocoon! ‘
‘ I think I represent all types of panic pretty well actually. ‘
‘ Please go to church. ‘
‘ It’s a God, you blasphemous fuck. ‘
‘ _____ is perfectly evolved to eat ass. ‘
‘ Shut the up fuck I hate you. ‘
‘ I can’t kill you, where else am I going to get this entertainment? ‘
‘ I am not being held accountable for your evil. ‘
‘ ____, whatever you do, do not fuck the enemy. ‘
‘ Good. This is a nice amount of injuries. Zero. Let’s aspire to this again. ‘
‘ Stop doing that thing with your face. ‘
‘ I have no idea how that arrow got there. Are we sure it wasn’t always there? ‘
‘ She’s immensely attractive and I’m scared she’d hit me. ‘
‘ Honestly, you only have your self to blame for this disappointment. ‘
‘ Don’t you just have a second child if the first isn’t good enough? That’s what my dad did. ‘
‘ I’m toying with adulthood but I’m not totally there yet. ‘
‘ Breathing. Another male privilege. ‘
‘ Why would you drink this, and why does it look like chocolate? ‘
‘ You sense sobriety from someone who doesn’t want to be sober. ‘
‘ I had a furry phase but it was an accident. ‘
‘ Please don’t call semen impregnation fluid. ‘
‘ We didn’t fail. That suggests we’re finished. ‘
‘ This is why we can’t be together. ‘
‘ You’d make a lovely wife! ‘
‘ It was well intentioned violence. Benevoiolence. ‘
‘ Humiliation can be a useful tool for improvement. ‘
‘ I’m naming my first grey hair after you. ‘
‘ It’s cute, bitch. ‘
‘ Wipe that fucking grin off your face, you sack of shit. ‘
‘ You don’t need to whip it out that often. ‘
‘ I feel weird hitting on you. You’re like a mom. ‘