intergalactic bartender.

independent, dctv based mon-el, written by kq!!!

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I'm finally catching up and I love my son ?

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I honestly truly forgot when the show was supposed to come back I can’t stop laughing

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admittedly I still haven't seen any new episodes since the hiatus

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I honestly truly forgot when the show was supposed to come back I can't stop laughing

[martajones]

karamel appreciation week (day two): favourite quotes

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I'm chillin on my multi, if anyone wants to do Things!! @glossophobias

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if anyone wants to do a monkai au ... Hit Me Up

[christopherwoods]

human!monkai au: kai and mon-el are twins.

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when ppl cherish the same characters u cherish

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is there anything better than seeing ur mutuals succeed ? doubt it

[channelrat]

[wingkink]

@ everyone saying it wasn’t a UFO

1) it’s unsure what it was 2) it flew 3) what the fuck do you think UFO stands for

[princesschumbucket]

NEW FAVORITE POST

[fujiwaranomokou]

#anything can be a ufo if youre bad enough at identifying things

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my bad @ all the shitposting for the day

[fyeahb99]

[browningtons-deactivated2018041]

[slimetony]

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[daxambcrn]

Karamel Appreciation Week: Day Three.

favourite scene(s). the bar scene from 2.06.

BONUS:

[memesmerised]

‘Shit My Friends Said’ Sentence Starters

‘ Isn’t it a little early for your sexual deviancy? ‘

‘ How the tables have tabled. ‘

‘ This is me at peak romance, _____. This is all you get. ‘

‘ I’m always ready to lie to your face. ‘

‘ We can’t let a goat bully us out our house! ‘

‘ How is “won’t” a contraction of will not? Shouldn’t it be “willn’t”? ‘

‘ Yeah, the moon is pretty far away. At least ten miles. ‘

‘ It’s not a sex party, it’s a fetish festival. ‘

‘ Wait, is this a kink? ‘

‘ I don’t want to be an adult either, buddy, but if I have to do it so do you! Come out of that fucking cocoon! ‘

‘ I think I represent all types of panic pretty well actually. ‘

‘ Please go to church. ‘

‘ It’s a God, you blasphemous fuck. ‘

‘ _____ is perfectly evolved to eat ass. ‘

‘ Shut the up fuck I hate you. ‘

‘ I can’t kill you, where else am I going to get this entertainment? ‘

‘ I am not being held accountable for your evil. ‘

‘ ____, whatever you do, do not fuck the enemy. ‘

‘ Good. This is a nice amount of injuries. Zero. Let’s aspire to this again. ‘

‘ Stop doing that thing with your face. ‘

‘ I have no idea how that arrow got there. Are we sure it wasn’t always there? ‘

‘ She’s immensely attractive and I’m scared she’d hit me. ‘

‘ Honestly, you only have your self to blame for this disappointment. ‘

‘ Don’t you just have a second child if the first isn’t good enough? That’s what my dad did. ‘ 

‘ I’m toying with adulthood but I’m not totally there yet. ‘

‘ Breathing. Another male privilege. ‘

‘ Why would you drink this, and why does it look like chocolate? ‘

‘ You sense sobriety from someone who doesn’t want to be sober. ‘

‘ I had a furry phase but it was an accident. ‘

‘ Please don’t call semen impregnation fluid. ‘

‘ We didn’t fail. That suggests we’re finished. ‘

‘ This is why we can’t be together. ‘

‘ You’d make a lovely wife! ‘

‘ It was well intentioned violence. Benevoiolence. ‘

‘ Humiliation can be a useful tool for improvement. ‘

‘ I’m naming my first grey hair after you. ‘

‘ It’s cute, bitch. ‘

‘ Wipe that fucking grin off your face, you sack of shit. ‘

‘ You don’t need to whip it out that often. ‘

‘ I feel weird hitting on you. You’re like a mom. ‘