ZombieNoodle’s Cabinet

Is it a noodle that’s a zombie or a zombie that’s a noodle? Whenever I think of something I post. He/Him.

[zombienoodles13]

I’m back, and I brought zombie noodles

[mcapriglioneart]

how to draw arms ? ? 

[swagginsloths]

holy fuck

[shoutsofthunder]

holy fuck is right… but… does it work with legs???

[mcapriglioneart]

yes !!

[empresspinto]

but how much extend

[thunar]

^^^^^^^^^^

[kvothe-kingkiller]

[gabbyzvolt25]

I NEARLY CHOKED

[lifeofcynch]

ENJFDFNFATFVFDF

[deactivated-blog]

finally. i can be accurate

[shiny-charming]

This is too fucking great to not reblog

[wishem]

I give it MASCLES

BIG MACHO

[keithislactoseintolerant-deacti]

🤣🤣

[urhella-gaychloe]

LMAOOOOOO

[fernacular]

Okay but for anyone who legit wants to know how to calculate it correctly:

The elbow joint on average rests a couple inches higher than the navel, so if you measure how long the distance is from the middle of the shoulder to that point then you have the length of the upper and fore arms!

[fernacular]

So if anyone’s wondering about legs too, the simplest rule of thumb is that the length from the top of the leg to the knee is equal to the distance between the top of the leg and the bottom of the pectorals:

And I wanna stress that when i say “top of the leg” i’m not talking about the crotch (please don’t flag me tumblr it’s an anatomical term) i’m talking about the point where the femur connects to the pelvis, which is higher up on the hips:

It’s easier to see what I’m talking about in this photo of a man squatting: 

So yeah if you use that measurement when using this technique you should get fairly realistically proportioned legs:

But remember! messing with proportions is an important and fun part of character design! Know the rules first so you can then break them however you please!

[im-a-hyperion-vault-hunter-deac]

HOW THE HELL DID I FIND THIS POST OMG

[erasaure]

[i-am-corbin-dallas]

Licherally in the midst of drawing a guy and crying at how bad the arms are. Thanks Tumbles

[drrockbell]

I only ever saw the part where people started drawing the limbs outrageously long and genuinely wanted to know how to fix that, so I’m really thankful to see the rest.

[luckeclover]

This is just reminding me that I need to pick up a pencil. But I know I’m not going to ever finish the drawing. 🤷‍♀️

[zombienoodles13]

Big Booty Enbies Out Now! https://youtu.be/uT1jLVDA004?si=_D_DdgABWHdKyqEf Y

[devis-nonsense-n-shitposting]

People say "I can fix him" or "I can make him worse"

yeah well we'll ruin each other more, we will destroy each other in a beautiful trashfire, our love will be toxic as it is beautiful, we shall assure our mutual destruction, a horrible love that shall go down in infamy, we shall destroy ourselves in the most beautiful way imaginable

So take that, punks!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[butchsandwich-deactivated201912]

This conjures a mental image of a guy driving down the road, minding his own business, when the cat pops up next to him, he starts screaming, the cat starts screaming.

[zombienoodles13]

2000s Family Comedy Movie bit

[galaxywarp]

Social Security includes the number for a suicide hotline on the envelope they use to tell me they have decided to deny my disability

There’s a depressing ass poem hiding in here, but im too tired to put it together.

[zombienoodles13]

You can’t be or feel not evil if this is your job

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

[zombienoodles13]

Wisdom is not the word but the idea

[underwatercore]

[wakewithgiggli]

There are many benefits of being a marine biologist. I'm not sure running into this is one of them.

[just-rhys-things]

That's the marine biologist don't be rude

[pigcatapult]

ah, to be a rolling mass of loaches(?)...

[chillgamesh-the-swing]

Diversity win! These fish are shambling

[ofishal-fish-posts]

official fish that make me vaguely uncomfortable to look at post

@identifying-fish-in-photos can we get confirmation on what sort of fish these are?

[identifying-fish-in-photos]

✨striped eel catfish✨

[markscherz]

These venomous fish are the exclusive prey item of one species of sea snake, Hydrophis major, and some individuals eat *dozens of them* at a time (Shine et al. 2019). They can even track the chemical cues the fish use to maintain connection in these dense foraging balls (Udyawer et al. 2020).

[zombienoodles13]

I don’t know what y’all are talking about these fish seem dope this is what the villain of the Little Mermaid sequel should have been based on

[luminarai]

listen, I’m not the biggest fan of kids but if a child looks at me then you bet I’m gonna smile back at them. kids deserve to experience the world as a kind and safe place to explore okay.

[scarlet00rose]

But the world is not kind or safe.

[citizen-zero]

then Fucking do your part to make it that way.

[zombienoodles13]

“For the sake of our children, we must be better”

- Kratos

[animentality]

[zombienoodles13]

Honestly I don’t get where this hostile reaction to praising people for positive choices has come from.

Even if you can say that not being a violent racist or cleaning or any other bare minimum thing is the bare minimum, that doesn’t mean it shouldn’t be praised in a world where so much has been skewed against these minor things.

There is objectively no harm in giving other humans praise, it’s normal, and it’s the easiest way we can make each other better and encourage better habits.

Do you want a world where people make changes for themselves and become better or would you rather a world where any change and reform and betterment is met with apathy and distain, making the bad stay bad and keeping the good from being better?

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

[atleasttheyvegotstars]

[welcometocapitalism]

genuinely partially agree with the people on twitter

nobody NEEDS a pillow collection that says "live laugh love", especially when they are never used as actual pillows

it's like buying an off-road car as a farmer and keeping it in the garage to only be looked at and admired

having things with form over function in mind is a luxury problem that wouldn't be a thing in a not classist environment in which you constantly compete with everyone else about who has the perfect life

i also think that if you still disagree, you probably have lost control over your own life choices, or may have never had any

[tapacamino]

Hey man how's it going

[zombienoodles13]

Mfs literally have no idea what Bourgiois and Proletariat mean.

It’s not strictly about the amount of disposable income you have (although it is a good rule of thumb that the rich are the Bourgiois and the poor are the proletariat) it’s your role in the class dynamic between them. Bourgiois are owners that exploit the Proletariat (which is why you could say that actors worth 20 million are proletariat and pimps are Bourgiois, because the actor did labor (acting), and got a fraction of the value of their labor in return, whereas the pimp usually exploits and in some cases exerts ownership over human beings, making them Bourgiois. These aberrations to the conventional traits and identifiers of both class dynamics are what spawned unique terms such as Petite Bourgiois to categorize them further)

[ankle-beez]

nimona (film that was saved by netflix after disney canned it along with closing the studio that was making it) and the boy and the heron (2d animated movie, the type that disney doesn't make anymore due to "limitations with the medium") getting animated feature noms at the oscars this year and not wish... bro that's funny

[zombienoodles13]

Disney discovering that you have to actually make good art to make money and you can’t just coast by with nonsense forever

[lllinens]

Pick a career and tell me why in the tags

Wave watcher

Lying down

Art gallery/museum wonderer

Small mouse that sells foraged goods from its mouse hole

Old tree with wisdom

Oracle that only spouts gossip

Person who lives in a clock

Windmill owner

Dream documenter (you record people’s dreams so they can remember)

Cloud watcher

Other tell me what you’d do no matter how unrealistic

Voting ended onJan 30, 2024

[calm-before-the]

i havent been on my computer in a week what do i used this for again

[fodsley]

you can move files around on your desktop using click and drag. try it now

[calm-before-the]

this is so fuckign stressful

[i-am-a-fish]

"why do I feel so terrible?"

-person who forgot to take their not-feeling-terrible medication

[neitherthehoneynorthebee]

So this post is the single reason I took my meds today. Reblogging out of duty.

[zombienoodles13]

Jurnul

[scryforstars]

so i recently got top surgery and this was on my discharge papers after a mild complication

[zombienoodles13]

This is not funny. Transgender is debilitating. It’s as bad as cancer and diabetes. My grandfather died of Transgender, shame on you!