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it'd be sort of nice if lexa was still alive (alyciajazmin gif credit)

[gaptoothsupremacy-deactivated20]

Teenage Dream isn’t a Katy Perry song, she was a vessel for God in that recording studio. Why he chose her I don’t know but it’s not my place to question it

[turnipfritters]

where’s the worker’s solidarity comrade grande

[shaneinthehouseofficial]

Ariana is a false idol, looked to in the desperate time between Carly Rae albums. May She have mercy on your souls.

[turnipfritters]

Carly Rae would execute Jeff Bezos on live stream 

[sans-bacon-deactivated20180901]

Do y’all know what pop music is?

[turnipfritters]

it’s the sound of jeff bezos’s last breath after Comrade Jepsen cuts to the feeling.

[gorgoroth-deactivated20220130]

when i hear an adult say “heck” instead of “hell” i say “cunt” under my breath to return the sum profanity of the world to its natural equilibrium

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

bitches who believe in astrology are so fucking stupid haven’t you watched the pokemon movie where mewtwo explicitly says the circumstances of your birth are irrelevant

[murdernachos]

[ottermatopoeia]

My character entering the Ratway in Riften

[whistlenotes]

[johnnyssilverhand]

Well, now, let’s be clear… I shot another man who had it coming, and you just happened to be back there, being creepy, and you caught a face full of buckshot for your trouble.

Dakota Johnson as Emily Summerspring in Bad Times at the El Royale (2018)

[bigleoenergy]

Every single line that came out of Megan Foxes mouth in Jennifers Body stays the most iconic and impactful lines ever said in cinema history. " My tit" can beat out anything Quentin Tarantino has ever scripted every time.

[discogranny]

[catchymemes]

[littlemut]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dantescandlestick]

nothing but pure king shit in the parton family i see

[gameplaydaily]

Ellie and Joel ➢ FOUR YEARS LATER 

[natalieswood-deactivated2021100]

The one thing we now about Elizabeth Harmon is that she loves to win.

The Queen’s Gambit, 2020

[allamericansbitch]

[A word that makes her cringe] I’ll just say it… pamphlet. I don’t even mind moist, not so bad. I don’t mind pussy, people don’t like that word- panties, I think is a hilarious, great word… but pamphlet.

[titlecard]

Cooks move fast. Sharp utensils, hot metal, keep your arms in. You will minimize cuts and burns and keep your sleeves clean. Mark of a chef: messy apron, clean sleeves.

RATATOUILLE 2007, dir. brad bird

[seabeck]

Mount Rainier National Park

[canadianslut]

Joe Biden and the President of the United States

[thats-the-puzle-deactivated2021]

she’s canadian

[canadianslut]

America’s first Canadian president. Icon.