aren’t i such a pretty thing to break?

18+ MDNI involuntary regressor!! plz be nice 2 me ₍₍⚞(⸝⸝>⸝⸝<⸝⸝)⚟⁾⁾

[shark-toyy]

my big bro is da best teddy bear i luv him sooo much. I AM OWNED. he corrupted my brain, n now m’a desperate, needy puppy who’s willing to do anything he says ˃ ᵕ ˂ i’ll let anyone play with my pup holes if my big brother wants me to, but my favorites r my bubby, my wolfie, and my dada. m’gonna keep my likes open so they can see all the depraved things that get me soaked ૮꒰ ྀི >⸝⸝⸝< ྀི꒱ა

m’just a little puppy boy ૮ ⸝⸝o̴̶̷᷄ ·̭ o̴̶̷̥᷅⸝⸝ ྀིა he/it 18+

pet play, age play, fauxcest (dad, brother, uncle, etc), breeding, marking, intox, voices/sounds, free use, non/dubcon, lingerie, oral, yandere, forcemasc, worship, gang bangs, choking, clowns, monster fucking, knives n guns, stalking, mirrors, bratting, bondage, impact, temp play, beast, objectification, cockwarming, inspection, stuffie fucking/humping, scratching, robots, praise, and degradation are all yesyesyes!!!

sensory deprivation, exhibitionism, hypno, anal, and wax play are things i want to explore!!! (with very specific limits)

feet, piss, scat, food/vore, hard gore, vomit, sounding, and race play are all hard boundaries!!! do not cross them.

tag system °‧ 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 ·｡ rules

asks and dms are open and will remain so as long as you’re respectful of my boundaries and my relationships

ASKS are for your freaky fantasies of raping me. DMS are for having a conversation. my dms are always open to my designated anons, of course :3

anons: 🧩

MDNI MAPS DNI RACISTS DNI HOMO/TRANSPHOBES DNI TRANSDID/OSDD DNI MAGA DNI TERFS DNI ZIONISTS DNI PRO GEN-AI DNI

minors, ageless, (some)rq will be blocked. just because i am a paraphile doesn’t mean i have to be tolerant.

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[kunosoura]

my number one woman behavior is saying i’m fine with any pronouns and silently ranking people in my regard based on what they do with that information

[deirdreskye]

This is George Costanza behavior

[windex-for-blood]

GEORGE, at a function: Pronouns? Oh, you know, anything. Anything fine. It’s the twenty-first century, right?

-Cut, establishing shot of Jerry’s apartment, bass riff.-

GEORGE: He/him, Jerry!

JERRY: No, they just him’d you?

GEORGE: HE. HIM! I gave them a BUFFET, and they went for plain white bread. Genders as far as the eye could see! Something with an X in it!

JERRY: The X ones are fun…

[theygender]

GEORGE: If they can’t appreciate a good xie or ey… Then that’s it. I’m swearing off pronouns for good. No more pronouns for George Costanza!

JERRY: No pronouns?

GEORGE: No pronouns.

JERRY: No-nouns?

GEORGE: No-nouns.

JERRY: Alright, well, if that’s what you want…

GEORGE: Oh, it is! I’m living the pronoun-free life, starting now. The buffet is CLOSED, Jerry. From here on out I am George and only George!

-George storms out of the apartment and into the hallway. Enter Elaine, baffled and unaware of the conversation that just took place.-

ELAINE: What’s his problem?

-Muffled screaming is heard from the hallway.-

[charlesoberonn]

And they said you couldn’t do Seinfeld in the modern day.

[lemonpoppyseedmuffin]

My coffee maker is such a faggot. Every time I use it it whines and moans and groans and pisses all over the place

[slimegirls-slime]

i think they're called baristas

[furever-brother-beater]

Don't forget to show your older brother you're grateful to him for father's day too <3 Nobody makes a better daddy than your big bro

[daughterpunch]

im dad bait

i bait my dad

dadddddd

daaaaadddddd

look at me :c

[knotty-nessa]

Imagine dogsitting this massive, goofy Rottweiler in his owners’ big empty house. you’re bored out of your mind on the couch, the house is dead quiet, and it’s been way too long since you had any kind of attention. so you let your hand wander while he’s napping across the room, eyes closed, lost in your own little world…until you feel a cold, wet nose suddenly press right against you.

[k9den1sef]

Hi can you let me have a quickie with your dog please

[sxcrificiallamb]

kidnapper getting fed up with my fighting and bringing his big dog into the room the next time he rapes me to remind me he can give me something to really cry about

[guttedcut]

dry humping but not like humping on a leg or one person being clothed and the other naked,, but two guys in jeans and t shirts thrusting on each other trying to get as much friction as they can without taking their clothes off because they can't admit to themselves how badly they want each other

[daadslilgirll]

Going out in public in a short dress or skirt and no panties and bending over infront of men. Bonus points if they touch my cunny

[lilyofficial]

[rubylang-official]

Reblog to do this to prev

[l1treally-r4b1d]

as much as I like all the usual really well trained puppies god do I want a brat of a mutt in the second-

like being able to literally mark them up with bruises and still have them try to argue or even top me just to later end up embarrassingly needy under me whining for any extra attention

[c--crow]

the quest marker led you where?

[puppypupzz]

there could be someone in me using me but there's not?? what's up with that?? don't let your local pup stay needy!!

[l1treally-r4b1d]

the idea of having a collar on with someone having their finger through the metal loop so they force your head down towards the bed by holding that part down so you're stuck arched against them while they fuck into you

actually so stuck in my mind

[azthefr3ak]

You pathetic little whore, I noticed you watching me, following me around like a lost puppy. Don't worry you can admit it don't be shy, you were just waiting for me to catch you enough times. I can't stop thinking of you, how soaked and desperate I make you. I want to come into your room in the middle of the night, hear what pretty sounds you make for me. I want to feel your skin tremble under my teeth, my hand around your throat. Watching your pretty face while I start to fuck you. I see why you look at me like that baby, you just wanted someone turn you into the obedient toy you are.

Okay, I'll bite.

[azthefr3ak]

Pounding a pretty boy into the mattress while he buries his face into my shoulder and cries>>>>>>