Willst du dann ewig leben?

hitch whatever pronouns, masc/neuter preferred I like franz von moor a normal amount if you think you know another of my accounts from elsewhere no you do not <3

[derrestistschweigen]

Really missing Die Räuber Bad Hersfeld today.

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Finally. Gay weather.

[gregor-samsa-daily]

today's gregor samsa is: getting a makeover

requested by: anonymous

[charles-cholmondeley-official]

would you describe yourself as identifying with the label "horse girl"?

No? What makes you think I would?

[jean-is-2bright4tea]

i’m sorry but you do give horse girl energy. it’s not about the gender, it’s about the vibes

[funny-tik-toks]

[taylenpenrose]

I had a vision of someone transphobically asking Monty what's in his pants and Charles walking by and genuinely assuming the question was for him (because he's been really hoping someone would ask) and saying, "A newt!" and then he triumphantly pulls a newt out of the pocket of his slacks

[danixlo]

When your autocorrect corrects you from "the finest minds of England" to "the finest shyts of England"

[saveugoodmadam]

DAVID'S SWINGING IN FOR ENJOLRAS IN MUNICH THIS WEEKEND!??!?!??!?!??!

[mincemeat-headcanons]

Since they've been working on the operation for ages, Jean's,Bevan's,and Monty's periods all started to sync up which means sometimes Charles amd Hester have to deal with them all on their periods.

(Transmasc Bevan,transmasc Monty,transfem Hester)

They're buying a lot of chocolate.

[beetlesyourjuice]

someone write this please it’s so funny

[saveugoodmadam]

yippee my question for the mincemeat qna got answered (if seán could only play one person on his track it would be cheryl & apparently his cockney has been to some 'dark places')

[sleepybunny6]

Spilsbury’s inmate number being 64602 is the greatest piece of information I’ve learned today

[rainbowgazes-archive]

new organs coming out soon

medium intestine

gallkidneys

inferior vena cava

table of contents

semi-colon

die-r (opposite of liver)

pancreas 2 

[eingedeutscht]

regenbogenblicke-archiv

baldige Organneuerscheinungen:

Mitteldarm

Gallenniere

Hohlvene (schlecht in der Schule)

Inhaltsverzeichnis

Semikolon

Sterber (Gegenteil von Leber)

Bauchzweicheldrüse

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Song: Literally (The Viking Song)

Show: Horrible Histories

Composer: Richie Webb

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

tv show like grey's anatomy except they're veterinarians. all the soap opera drama but there's creatures all over the place. "is that a gerbil on your scrubs or are you just excited to see me" but it's actually the gerbil, he's a patient and we can't be having sex right now.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

the characters still wax poetic via voiceover about how the surgery of the day is just like their own tumultuous personal lives but the surgery in question is like. neutering a bunch of kittens.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

which is of course exactly like Dr. Riverbeans trying to decide if he wants to be a father. it's such a huge decision, and he just doesn't know what to do! if only someone had made the decision for him by gently anesthetizing him as a child and fucking. cutting his balls off.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

little does he know that his girlfriend, hot livestock veterinarian Dr. Josta, is about to get kicked in the head by a horse patient so hard that she's in a coma for months because the actress needs time away to film a supporting role in the new live action polly pocket movie

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

meanwhile veterinary assistant Hermione (no relation to the wizard character) is desperately trying to hide the fact that her current love interest is a man who practices and unironically believes in "pet reiki" because her coworkers would never let her live it down

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I may know this

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[dyk-this-musical-song]

Song: Literally (The Viking Song)

Show: Horrible Histories

Composer: Richie Webb

[mortimermcmirestinks]

I've discerned the fundamental problem of being an extrovert with introvert friends

[saveugoodmadam]

The place is William Martin Grammar School. The time is early September. John Bevan and Hester Leggatt are about to start their final year of secondary school before they take their A-Levels and go off to university. John's been going to WM since Year 7, Hester transferred over in Year 12. Their friend group otherwise consists of three Year 12s: Ewen Montagu, who's been irritating John ever since he was assigned to him as part of a Year 7/Year 8 buddy scheme; Charles Cholmondley, who's been friends with John and Ewen since Year 10 despite him being in Ewen's form since Year 7; and Jean Leslie, who is a new Year 12 from a different school but who does A-Level Art like Hester.

For their final year together, Bevan has devised a DND campaign to play in their weekend meetups, perfectly planned and based around something his History teacher went off on a tangent about. Their characters have until he and Hester go off on study leave to find a way to fool the Nazis into thinking they're going to invade Sardinia and not Sicily. Ewen chooses a swaggery, confident ex-navy man. Charles chooses a nervous scientist. Hester chooses a composed secretary. Jean, the wildcard in the group, chooses a typist with big dreams. Alongside their player characters, they are all also assigned NPCs to play randomly throughout the campaign, with nobody knowing when they will next be asked to play one, or who it will be.

or, Mincemeat but it's actually sixth formers playing DND