Willst du dann ewig leben?

hitch whatever pronouns, masc/neuter preferred I like franz von moor a normal amount if you think you know another of my accounts from elsewhere no you do not <3

[derrestistschweigen]

Really missing Die Räuber Bad Hersfeld today.

[saveugoodmadam]

up late can't sleep do you know which other fairy tale i feel like the princess was treated like a prick by her love interest in? king thrushbeard. the dickhead. yeah she called him names. how old was she??? what was their age gap? and then he returns in multiple disguises to fuck her life up and make her feel awful about herself to teach her humility??? because she was probably a teenager being picky about which middle aged man her father wanted to marry her off to and his beard looked funny??? disproportionate response. especially smashing the pots she was selling and then being mad at her when she came home and told him someone had smashed the pots. I actually felt visceral rage when he admitted he was the one that smashed them.

[anywhoozles]

[sherdnerd]

Love when the Doctor assumes ‘The United Nations Secretary General’ is a euphemism for lesbian sex. I think we should all adopt that

[sherdnerd]

[saveugoodmadam]

starting series 19 of taskmaster yayyyyy!!!

[escuerzoresucitado]

[spicymochi]

pick a cartoon puppy to adopt!

[feastofsnakes]

they added another luftballon while you were sleeping

[snowselkie]

who fw the american psycho musical

[saveugoodmadam]

modernes au. so sieht der Kommentarbereich unter alles was Karl postet aus.

[kosmogrl]

I want tiramisu and to be able to start a brand new life

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

do you cut your nails really short?

yes

no

sometimes

results

Remaining time: 17 hours 52 minutes

[t4tgempearl]

Ewen Montagu as Reductress headlines!

[marchofthewitchhunters]

i Don’t like him

[saveugoodmadam]

"doctor we're losing them!"

"no... no, there's one hope left"

*puts a photograph of a shirtless man with abs in front of me*

*I sit up, the monitor stops beeping etc etc* "putafuckingshirtonwedontwanttoseethat"

[malinaa]

what if we all explode

[derring-do]

This very production of Orpheus & Eurydice is now available to stream, free, for the month of June.

[saveugoodmadam]

all props to the king's youngest daughter because if a frog was being an utter prick to me on my birthday and my dad refused to take my side over a talking frog that wanted to sleep in my room i too would snap and throw that frog against the wall