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[dankmemeuniversity]

[chris-evans]

EUPHORIA (2019)

[colson-sixx]

this picture. on my gravestone. thank u.

📸: mike francis

[pizzacast]

Tommy: wow I love your method acting, that stupid thing you just did is perfect for getting into character.

MGK: actually I wasn’t method acting, I naturally do stupid stuff all the time.

Tommy:

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Kells as Tommy: fuck, you're so mean....and I think I love you.

Me:

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RTA HOSTS MACHINE GUN KELLY HOTEL DIABLO

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[classichorrorblog]

Shaun Of The Dead Directed by Edgar Wright (2004)

[allforbts]

© Helianthus | Do not edit. (1, 2)

[crowcomplex]

Keanu Reeves character: We have a city to burn.

Me, no questions asked:

[nuke-chicken]

*Johnny Silverhand* The most punk of all cyberpunks. 

[365daysoffeels]

[sistertaxon]

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

[thesylverlining]

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

[kittyknowsthings]

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? 

[systlin]

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.” 

[totohoy-blog]

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

[systlin]

I mean. 

“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”

“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.” 

[musicalhell]

This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future.  So the next time you see artwork like this:

Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”

[fuckstaffposts]

Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~” Me: *diving headfirst into the water*

[rpluvsyj]

This post is a blessing

[wittyusername97]

Congratulations! Odysseus! You’ve been selected as a winner for the free $1000 Amazon Gift Card, Apple iPhone X 256G or Samsung Galaxy S8! Claim your prize now!

[kitvalkyrie]

Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites

[honeypunks]

you could say…phishing scam…

[silly-bullshit-collector-deacti]

Modern Cyberpunk Aesthetic

[moisgayerthanyou]

Can’t wait for Cyberpunk 2077 to teach these AAA studios that good, comprehensive single player games with no micro transactions will always reign supreme

[corasharper]

Subject: Why are you here?

What impulse drove your people to cross dark space? What have you come here for? Do you expect us to believe you’e just explorers who want to live in peace? I think you fled something terrible. I think it might follow you here.

[commander-ledi]

i always hated talking with miranda literally only bcs the camera angles were constantly like

[talizoravonnormandy]

[apollodraconis]

Random NPC who is injured in any Bioware Game: Let me die

Protag: Wait I need information

Random NPC who is injured in any Bioware Game: Okay

Protag: If you don’t want to die I have healing magic/medigel

Random NPC who is injured in any Bioware Game: No, I will die