loving my wife | cranking my hog

drawing (supposedly)

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[swagvo1d]

doomed

[itssquidbian]

feminist retelling shoulsnt be the woman does some girlboss shit femist retelling is she does the same stuff except u actually give a shit abt her perspective and thoughts and feelings as a human being this time

[taohun]

blond people are either laura palmer or jake paul

[taohun]

lestat is jake paul. stop your madness

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

What you will see if you go to Chongqing in Southwestern China

[littleboydog-deactivated2025070]

Oh my god my mutual that I have a parasocial relationship with just reblogged my post, the world is good again for a moment

[grumfy]

Theseus and The Minotaur

[sharknark]

question for the tumblr-educated what does the percentages mean

i've only stalked you 2%? or you're 2% of my reblogs? or ?

[doveywovy]

its so sad when a fanfic trope initially centered around noncon/dubcon gets popular enough that it turns into a watered down extremely consensual healthy-relationship version of it

as retribution i think i'm going to start taking vanilla tropes and making them noncon. the barista is putting roofies in the coffee. there's only one bed and the other guy is getting chained to the radiator. there's no social or legal protections for assault within soulmate matches

[mysterycat-official]

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

[inkypyon]

RUN AWAYYY!!!

[detectiveneve]

not gonna say it. but he popped into your head didn’t he

[tadfools]

[noelle-ism]

floor the gas!!!! some sort of 50s Dandy is in our way!

[sunderwight]

I'm starting a collection:

(left to right: astarion balduer's gate, sephiroth final fantasy, sylus love&deepspace)

[grumfy]

God loves you but not enough to save you

So baby girl good luck taking care of yourself

[tragicburnout]

[jenny-holzer]

[snake-drinking-gif-every-day]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”