𖦹 Heyo! I’m SharkoKid feel free to call me Sharko
𖦹 I use He/Him and They/Them pronouns
𖦹 I'm mostly writing about One Piece rn cuz my hyperfixation for it has returned
✮ Request are currently closed, I'm just a bit busy right now but once I'm not it'll be open!
✮ I usually just write Fluff or Angst, maybe some suggestive stuff but probably nothing more than that, I might do a one off NSFW thing just depends on the day ngl.
✮ I'd love to make more moots, answer some questions, more people to talk about with One Piece, my fav characters or just yap about ideas and have some fun honestly!!
✮ Feel free to take any ideas or writings I've done and make your own spin on it! Of course with credit!
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✮ I'm planing on cross posting on my AO3 and also post some stories just on it as well
Harpy doesn't usually get to wear a lot of cute or girly clothing (though she really wants to) due to her size and reputation/image.
She also has to get most clothes custom made to her preportions, and also leave space for her wings to move comfortably. Whenever she does get new clothes, she visits the White Beard pirates to ask Marco how she looks (these often turns into dates as they rarely see each other at times and Marco just thinks she looks too cute to not ignore some duties to take Harpy out)
Instead of working on commissions or ArtFight attacks, the worms in my brain tell me to do art studies of Marco so I can draw him better.
Also bonus first time drawing Marco and Harpy (my self insert/OC I ship with Marco) Harpy is mostly based off of my Big Bird Problems thing I made a while back.
Listen I love cool, calm and collected Marco as much as the next person.
How he probably knows what his little smirk does to you and his laid back and nonchalant attitude that holds a softer more tender side just for you and how he always makes it a point that you can come to him for anything, even if he’s busy working with a patient, he’ll effortlessly continue with his doctors precision while he’s looking at you a playful but gentle twinkle in his eyes as he asks “what brings you to me today, pretty birdie?”
But
Imagine younger Marco, maybe in his early 20’s.
Kinda lanky since he’s growing (I like to headcanon he had a late growth spurt, then suddenly one day outgrew all his clothes overnight) he's a bit clumsy with his long limbs and isn't exactly the most suave guy or a big charmer.
But his big smile, cheerfully bright personality added with his willingness to be silly and a big goof ball, is it’s own sort of charm that works wonders when he acts himself.
He isn’t exactly a flirt though, maybe he experimented on an island or two, but he definitely prefers a steady relationship to a fling or a single shared night of passion. So when he likes you or is interested, he’s ready to play the long game.
Having to sneak away from the crew to spend just a few minutes with you, it seems like a small time but in the moment it was everything, maybe even waiting by the ships den den mushi and immediately picking it up after the second ring, then pouting once he realises it wasn’t you calling.
If you were willing to join the White Beard Pirates, he would absolutely beg Pops to bring you on, unintentionally holding your hand since he knows people get intimidated by his Pops, and it would absolutely leave him devastated if you somehow were scared of his dad.
All while Marco lists of all your great traits, and how even though the ship has been working perfectly fine since before you, Marco insists that that you joining the crew is the best decision ever! Even though he’s still just an apprentice and doesn’t have a lot of say on the ship Marco is very adamant about this.
And White Beard watches with an amused grin, at how his son lights up talking about you, still holding your hand not to reassure you anymore, but because he wanted to. While you stand next to him, face flushed red at how loud he was singing your praises, but still smiling happily at him.
Honestly how could he say no to his son when he's so clearly in love.
Now this is already cute but imagine the hijinks with his devil fruit
The crew was having fun drinking and partying on an island. Unfortunatly, since you got here some guy hasn't left you alone the entire time, now Marco knew you could handle yourself, but once the guy looks like he's about to touch you does he intervine and instincts take over.
Marco's arms turn into his blue flaming feathers, while everyone watches as he makes his way towards you both, at first you thought a fight was gonna happen while Marco gets in between you both, he then puffed out his chest almost bumping the guy back and slightly spreads out his wings before letting out a loud... squawk.
Marco squawked.
He continued to squawk and flapped his wings around while hopping from side to side until the guy left you both alone.
He then turns to you with a bright smile, like none of that happened and easily starts up a conversation, leaning in close and wrapping one of his wings around you.
His wings are slightly puffed up, while he tries to subtly comb back his hair in a way to preen them back, with a big dopey smile and ignoring all the teasing the rest of the crew gives you both, since he was not at all embarressed about protecting you from a creep while also laying down some subtle bird flirting (it was not subtle at all).
But hey this silly bird guy was yours, and hey, you would be lying if you didn't love his silly antics
Summary: When Sanji pisses you off so you punish him by committing culinary atrocities
Sanji x reader. Crackfic. Enjoy.
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(Ignore the laziest moodboard I’ve ever done)
"Please, mon amor, don't do this," Sanji pleaded, moments away from dropping to his knees and begging like a man who has never known dignity. Hands pressed together at his heart, lips turned down, eyes wide.
He received no acknowledgement - only cold silence.
It was at that moment that Zoro decided to enter, pausing at the threshold when he noticed the scene before him. "What's going on?"
"Stay out of this, moss-head." The cook shot back, refusing to take his eyes off of the woman in the kitchen.
Nami and Usopp sniffed out the drama hours ago, sat at the back of the room watching it unfold as if it were peak entertainment. They beckoned the swordsman over, eager to gossip about the situation Sanji had gotten himself into. “He’s being punished.” Usopp explained, sipping on a lemonade as he watched.
“Why?”
Nami gave a cool smile, crossing a leg over her knee. “Because he’s an idiot.” Her smile only grew when the cook shot a glare over his shoulder. “He flirted with a waitress in town.”
“I was not flirting!” Sanji insisted. “I swear, I wasn’t!”
“Oh, excuse me,” Nami rolled her eyes, “he accidentally flirted with a waitress in the town.”
“I told him that ‘charm’ would bite him in the ass one day.” Usopp chuckled, paying no mind to the gesture Sanji sent his way.
“My love, please, there’s no need to take such drastic measures—”
“—Drastic?!” (Y/N) seethed, grabbing a knife.
Zoro tensed, wondering what the hell she was going to do with it. “Um… so what exactly is the punishment?”
“I’m calling it ‘culinary torture’.” Usopp answered, drink forgotten as the drama finally started up. “He’s locked out of the kitchen.”
“Darling, please, what are you— THAT IS A BREAD KNIFE! YOU CAN’T USE IT TO CUT MEAT!”
“Oh, I didn’t realise you were in charge of my free will.” (Y/N) sassed, using the knife with more force as she sliced through a chicken breast with added fervour.
“Did someone say meat?” Luffy appeared, smile stretched wide. “What’s for dinner?”
“Chicken.” (Y/N) replied.
“No, my love, please don’t— you’re supposed to cut against the grain. The texture—!”
“—Be quiet, Sanji.” She spat, dropping the meat into the nearest pan.
“That’s a SAUCEPAN! It’s for sauces — you can’t cook chicken in that!” The cook exclaimed, a face of horror overtaking him as he gripped his hair in both hands.
Luffy sat down with the others, beyond confused. “What’s going on?”
“Sanji’s being punished.” Zoro mused.
“Oh, okay.”
“What are you doing now?” Sanji asked, his voice shaking with dread.
“Pasta.” Replied (Y/N), seconds before they heard snapping and a cry from the chef.
“NO! DID YOU REALLY JUST SNAP SPAGHETTI?!”
“Did you really call that girl ‘beautiful’ in front of me?” (Y/N) scoffed as she filled another pan with boiling water.
“I was truly only being nice—”
“And I truly don’t care.”
“You are the only woman I have eyes for! IS THAT MAYONNAISE?!”
“And what about the woman at the market? You certainly had eyes for her.” (Y/N) turned up the heat, determined to overcook the spaghetti just the right amount.
“It was an accidental wink.”
“A wink, nonetheless.” (Y/N) strained the pasta and added it to the now cooked chicken, then reached for the spice rack.
A weak gasp escaped the man, a hand brought to his chest to clutch his heart. “Mon amor, I am begging you, don’t.”
It was all the motive she needed.
A large sprinkle of oregano would finish the dish off nicely.
“PLEASE, this has gone too far!” Sanji cried, face pale as a pained sound escaped him as she continued to sprinkle the herb in. He was doing his very best not to let his tears fall.
"You know what? I think I'm going to add some prawns."
"With chicken??"
"And how about a nice cheese sauce?" She pondered aloud, grabbing a frying pan and adding her ingredients.
"You can't make sauce in a frying pan!"
"And you can't accept your fate." (Y/N) shrugged him off, grabbing the bread knife and some garlic.
Finally, Sanji began to cry. "No! Stop! You don't chop garlic-- stop using the bread knife! Please!"
She blocked out his pleads and gasps of horror, continuing with her preparations as the rest of the crew watched in amusement. Before they knew it, dinner was served and Sanji was forced to watch as their friends ate without complaint.
The cook was served last. His plate was gracelessly dropped in front of him and (Y/N) sat herself down at the opposite end of the table, daring him to complain. The crew watched the interaction in silence, bets made and breaths held. With wet eyes, Sanji looked up to her pleadingly, but was disappointed to find the heartbreak on his face had no effect.
Finally, the man accepted his fate. He grabbed his cutlery, only to pause.
The knife and fork were at the wrong side.
The minx knew exactly how to get under his skin. And perhaps there was something thrilling about that; though, he could never admit it.
Sanji was at least wise enough to say nothing about the intentional mix-up. He swapped the cutlery to the correct hands, took a breath, and prepared himself to eat the monstruosity before him.
The spaghetti was lathered in a creamy cheese sauce at the centre of the plate -- half the size that it ought to be and not cooked al dente, as it should be. A mix of chicken and shrimp (a blasphemous combination) sat on top, in a buttery sauce of chopped garlic and oregano. No one else seemed to notice, but the chicken was too tough, a result of being cut with the grain.
To anyone else, it was a decent meal. But to Sanji -- a chef with a passion for culinary rules and refined senses for taste and texture -- it was all wrong. She broke every rule. And she knew it.
Obediently, Sanji brought a forkful to his lips, doing his best to keep a straight face as he chewed. Nami discreetly passed some cash to Usopp under the table.
Dinner was mostly silent as their friends watched the interaction, whispering between each other. This could very well be the highlight of their week; a drama they'd be bringing up for years.
He'd barely gotten halfway through the dish when he simply couldn't stand it any longer. He dropped the cutlery and pressed his face into his hands. "(Y/N), mon amor, I am sorry. I swear to you, the flirting was completely unintentional. I was only being nice--"
Nami audibly sucked in a breath, Usopp squeezed his eyes together, and even Zoro shook his head. Yep, he was fucked.
"Sanji, you really ought to learn the difference between being nice and being a flirt." (Y/N) glared at him, slowly cutting into her pasta with her knife and fork, ignoring the pained tensing of his jaw.
"I know that." He admitted defeat. "And I swear to you, I will not make that mistake again. And I will spend however long it takes making it up to you."
It was then that the others finally felt like they were intruding on this lovers' quarrel and not watching a scripted drama.
(Y/N) put down her cutlery and faced him fully, lips pursed and eyes steady, giving him a scathing look. She would forgive him, of course, but he would certainly feel her wrath for days to come. "You're cleaning up."
"Of course." Sanji conceded.
"I'm making breakfast tomorrow."
He ducked his head and sucked in a breath, but nodded anyway. "Alright."
"And from now on, the only person you will flirt with is me."
"Absolutely."
There was a silence again as everyone deciphered if it was safe.
Luffy, with his clean plate pushed aside, was the first to speak. "So... what's for desert?"
"Chocolate sauerkraut cake."
"Darling, PLEASE--"
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Sanji, the whole time:
Poor thing needs at least 5 cigarettes at the end of dinner.
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Please tell me what you think - I’m an approval driven hoe I swear :(
You can't call out for Marco on the Whitebeard ship. It's impossible with the jokesters aboard. Example:
You huff, twirling in your spot on the deck of the Moby Dick, eyes scanning faces again. The thought that, if you just look you'll find your favorite, loving bird in the crowd.
But no, he isn't here, at least at far as you know. So, you do the one thing you know that will get him here just from sheer annoyance.
The punishment would be worth it after all.
"Marco!" You shout.
A pause in the air.
The Crew stills.
Then....
"POLO!"
Everyone dissolves into laughter, even you can't stop a giggle or two from slipping out.
A tired sigh cuts through it all, and rising out from the belly of the ship a wash rag in hand, Marco.
The bags under his eyes look exaggerated in the light, his skin paler than usual from working on the patients from the recent attack. Pirates and Marines alike thinking they could actually challenge and win against the Whitebeard Pirates.
But his eyes find yours, crinkling with a sweetness reserved only for you. "You needed me?"
Ace cuts in before you can answer, his fire dancing on his shoulder from his excitement. "You fell for it again!" He claps Marco on the back, "They should call you more often, it's hilarious!"
"And a tired joke. I swear you're just a five-year-old in a twenty-year-old body." Marco shakes his head. "Now, Little Flame," His nickname for you warms your chest, "What do you need?"
"Oh, nothing to serious, just a checkup on my arm. I think it's broken." You use your working arm to hold up the limp one. Blood is dripping from deep cuts all over it, and it slumps lower than it should where your shoulder and arm connect.
The crew falls silent a second time, wide eyes and worry filling the air.
Marco explodes into his half-phoenix form, barreling towards you. "What!!"
I was scrolling down selfshipping/yumeshipping imagines central, and got an idea of my own so here it is. (With One Piece characters in mind)
Imagine you are a bounty hunter, but you haven’t managed to run into any pirates recently or been able to track any down that has a big enough bounty to last you the week, so when you randomly run into your pirate f/o, you end up complaining about the lack of money you’ve been unable to catch and turn in.
After feeling better about venting a bit, you jokingly say that they should let you turn their bounty in and then help break them out of the marine base before getting locked up.
Does your f/o say that's a terrible idea and that you should just join the crew until you turn in a decent bounty, or maybe f/o says this is exactly why you should just join the pirate life with them and not bother with being a bounty hunter, at least the both of you could spend everyday together.
Or is your f/o all for the idea, urging you to put cuffs on them and even seastone cuffs if needed to really play the part, it almost seems like this is just a fun game to f/o eager to see how you'll break them out. Maybe instead your f/o sees this as a great way to gather intel and mess up the work of the marines, sneaking around the marine base for any files on themself, you and their crewmates and causing some chaos before leaving the base with you.
Maybe your f/o somehow already frequently gets caught by the marines due to mishaps and shinanigens, so they have no problem with you turning them in, thinking they get to spend time with you and having fun while also helping you out all in one!
Instead maybe your f/o is horrified by how much you have been struggling financially and demands that you tell them when things like this happen, then immeadiatly gives you over half of their treasure to exchange for money, maybe even going as far as to catch a handful of other pirates for you to turn their bounties in. Whether it's money, food or a safe passage on their ship just ask and they'll give you it, ignoring any complaints their crewmates gives.
ngl if I add more stuff to the doomed yuri with Hancock it's gonna get worse before it gets better :)
Maybe an actual One Shot later down the line when I'm not so busy, it was pretty fun writing that. Like I said Hancock just gives off so much doomed yuri potential it is CRAZY. I was legit just listening to "She Likes A Boy" on repeat for most of it to get the feeling and imagining how heartbreaking the scenario would be like.
Anyone up for Boa Hancock x fem reader doomed yuri?
Imagine being the first mate of the Kuja pirates
Previously a slave to the Celestial Dragon just like the Boa sisters and being included with the story of why no one can see your back
Being so deeply in love with Boa Hancock, and suffering with love sickness for years
But being fine since every day is spent by her side, even if she acts heartless and mean, you know it’s to protect everyone on Amazon Lily and to protect herself
So, you work hard everyday and take up responsibilities and do small things in secret to help lessen her load, even if she doesn’t know or acknowledge any of it, you were just happy in knowing you were helping in any way that you can
Even though you knew her disgust for men came from previously being enslaved, you dared to hope that there might be another reason, that maybe she could look at you the way you look at her
But all of that changed when a boy crash landed on Amazon Lily
After putting him through trials, his kindness showed through even if he was backed into a corner time and time again
Risking his life for a fellow Amazonian or protecting Sandersonia from having her slave brand being revealed, or even when Elder Nyon had revealed he had punched a Celestial Dragon
It was impossible to hate Luffy, it felt unnatural
But you wanted to so bad, because ever since you were a child you had been by Boa Hancock’s side, pinning over her for so many years, but all it took was this rambunctious boy that wanted to be the pirate king, to take her heart right in front of you
It was a special kind of torture watching the put together woman you admired and loved, fawn over someone you could never be for her and for her love to be rejected over and over again but not giving up
It became even harder when you had become friends with Luffy
At first you were just as harsh to him as Hancock had been, but after she had fallen in love with Luffy and you had continued to act cold with him, she had scolded you and for the first time in your life she was mad at you
Feeling defeated you swallowed your feelings and apologised so Hancock would stop glaring at you like that
But as time went on you had formed a sort of friendship with Luffy, even to a point when he had asked you to join his crew, which you declined saying you were meant to be by the Snake Princesses side
Luffy just grumbled before he remembered something and told you a joke he had heard somewhere before
Maybe it was the alcohol that was brought out for the party, or the feeling of feeling full from the banquet, or just enjoying some good company
But you let loose and let out a laugh in what felt like so long, as you leaned against Luffy resting a hand against his shoulder for support while slapping the railing, while Luffy wrapped a rubber arm around your waist to keep you upright as he laughed along
Unknown to the both of you leaning against each other and laughing like nothing else mattered in the world
Boa Hancock watched the both of you from inside, her head had shot towards the both of you to that familiar laugh she hadn't heard since she was a child
She felt a painful ache nestle deep in her chest, while a sinking heavy feeling was in her gut
At first she thought that she would be mad at you, at how you were so close to Luffy and sharing a moment with him
But no
Instead she was thinking it had been too long since she had heard you laugh, while the realisation that she missed your laugh so deeply that she was shaken to her core that she had almost forgotten what it sounded like
Boa Hancock's eyes went wide as she took notice of how you looked
You looked relaxed
Something she hadn't seen from you since the both of you were children, not a care in the world and just messing around before being sold off as slaves
For some reason a disgusted taste was in her mouth as she took note of every point of contact the both of you shared, your arm had moved to wrap around Luffy's shoulder as you were leaning your side against Luffy, but he didn't seem to mind one bit as he just leaned back into your side
Hancock stared hard at the way Luffy had wrapped his rubber arm around your waist three times, like it was natural. Then she looked up to your face and her breath hitched
You were smiling, a wide smile
The Snake Empress felt a cold sweat overtake her body as a devestating thought entered her head
You don't smile like that at her anymore
You don't laugh like that with her anymore
You don't look that happy around her anymore
Did you no longer feel happy in her company?
Did you enjoy being around Luffy more than her?
You weren't going to leave her for Luffy, right?
The both of you have been together for so long, leaning on each other when being enslaved was becoming too unbearable, the idea of you not standing by her side for the rest of her life brought a deep fear in her heart
She couldn't lose you
It was then in that moment, when she thought her heart was breaking from just a simple friendly moment between you and Luffy, that she realised that she already had love sickness this whole time, for you
All this time she just assumed you would be by her side for the rest of your lives
Then the guilt came
She was acting like a fool in love for the wrong person, even if she acts the same with you or manages to confess these feelings that have been dormant in her this entire time, would you even believe her?
Hancock looked down not being able to stand another second watching the open display of affection that she thought you both held for each other
She was completely crestfallen, she didn't know what to do, what could she do?!
The childhood friend that she had liked all this time and only now realising it after so long, looked so happy and free in someone else's arms and Hancock had surely ruined any chance she could have with you for how she's been acting lately, all because she had stared too long at the sun, not realising she liked the moon that was beside her this entire time much more
I'm gonna write about this at some point because I think about this too much. I fr just needed an interaction like this and I might be fine.
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"Oh! You must be Gol D. Rogers kid, right?"
Ace stilled at those words, the person in front of him just smiled, completely relaxed like they didn't just correctly call out he was the son of a demon, they just lazily swirled their drink watching Ace with a twinkle in their eye that Ace couldn't place.
The bar was empty and he was glad for that.
Ace didn't know if he could handle being exposed like this with an audiance that would jump to kill the pirate kings son.
"If I remember right, you would have been named Ace"
They hummed, like trying to remember if they got everything on a shopping list.
Their relaxed demeaner was pissing Ace off, which was a shame since they seemed like an alright person.
But now Ace wouldn't be leaving this island before he either beat the hell out of this person or got some answers on how they could instantly tell when the government still has no idea.
He was probably gonna do both at this point.
"My names Portgas D. Ace! Not Gold or fucking Gol D."
Ace glared hard at this person, he could feel hot flames start along his shoulders and arms, but he honestly couldn’t care if he burned this no name bar to the ground.
"Ah, so you went with Portgas. I guess Rouge chose it for you, much safer choice and it suits you"
Ace just stared still angry but more so confused, it was obvious they knew something, it felt like not being in on an inside joke and feeling like he was the joke.
“Who the hell is Rouge! And stop acting all friendly!”
Ace yelled stepping forward ready to strike, not caring if they were a random nosy drunk that wanted a death wish that Ace would surely deliver.
But at his question, they stopped smiling and frowned
“You don’t know who… Ugh! That stupid Monkey! I’m gonna give him a piece of my mind when I see him again”
They yelled before downing their drink with an impressive speed, then slamming it down on the counter. They stood up and walked behind the counter, taking their glass and cleaning it spotless in a matter of seconds.
“You’re old enough to drink, right? What do you like? Gin, Whiskey, Vodka? Ooh maybe Rum! You wouldn’t guess it but Rouge loved Rum!”
They spoke happily, their sudden sour mood vanishing as they started grabbing bottles and began to start mixing a drink.
Ace wasn't gonna lie that they seemed like an impressive bartender, but it was goddamn infuriating how much he already liked this person.
It was annoying how much he knew he would have enjoyed their company, he knew he could be drinking with some good food by now, he didn't know why but he felt like they could cook good.
"Listen asshole! I don't want a drink! I wanna know how you knew, when the goverment still doesn't have a fucking clue! Do I look like him to you or something?"
Ace wan't sure with what he was expecting, but he didn't expect for them to start laughing.
And it wasn't a small laugh, their head was thrown back with their smile taking up most of their face as their shoulders shook from the loud noise they let out, some tears even started to form.
"Oi, this isn't a joke! Answer me!"
Soon enough they calmed down and wiped away a few tears, only letting out a few chuckles now.
"God no! You look nothing like Roger!"
Ace was even more confused now, if he didn't look like the pirate king then how the hell did they know he was his son. Ace was about to yell again but he stopped when he looked at them.
They smiled, something soft and warm and loving. Stunning Ace into silence.
"You look just like your mother. Portgas D. Rouge"
Some One Piece ideas I have for during Pride Month, some more might be added if I get more ideas, I'm gonna try and get most of them done for this month but I'm very busy with other stuff and ArtFight prep so some might be finished much later, but all of them will definitely be done! Most of these are gonna be a Modern AU mostly just cuz I like that kinda stuff with One Piece.
Warning: Some will be subject to change as most of these are just ideas and I have yet to write them.
Includes both Character x Reader and Character x Character
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Being AroAce Soulmate Buddies - Monkey D. Luffy x GN Reader - One Shot
Lavender Marriage - Nami x Male Reader (Platonic) - Headcanons
Self Discovery is a Bitch - Transmasc Zoro x Transfem Sanji - One Shot
How They Spend Pride - One Piece Character Headcanons
Gender/Sexuality Personal Headcanons - One Piece Characters
More Is Never A Crowd - Roger Pirates + Polycule x GN Reader - One Shot
Loving You To Health - Yamato x Transmasc Ace x Transmasc Reader - one Shot
One Of Us Can't Be A Deadbeat Dad - Shanks x Male Reader (Platonic), Shanks x Buggy - One Shot
Do We Really Need To Make It Offical? - Marco x GN Reader - One Shot
A Deals A Deal - Ace x Transmasc Reader - One Shot
Scheming Youngsters - Dad Shanks x Dad Mihawk - One Shot
Unplanned Happiness - Roger x Reyleigh x Gaban x Transmasc Reader - Part 1
Unplanned Plus One - Roger x Reyleigh x Gaban x Transmasc Reader - Part 2
The Signs Were Bright Red! - Nico Robin x Franky x GN Reader - One Shot
Don't Blow The Soap Bubbles! - Penguin x Reader x Shachi - One Shot