also (and this is not a complaint i promise!) my name is ria irl and the way i paused when i saw my name in sunooās section on your grumpy!enha x readerā¦ girls your makeup is great i am not hating!!! y/n throwing dirt on my name /j
y/n was tripping donāt worry <33 anyways sorry this took so long but I love you and here u go!!
cw/genre: angst w open ending? toxic relationship, both of you guys can be a little not very nice to each other, ābabyā as a pet name, you two are not good for each other but it makes for a good plot device, swearing, lmk if anything else should be tagged!
hiii Iāll be sporadic posting ,,,Iāve been very stressssedddd academically so I no no wanna post sometimes but thank u for ur cute little msgs HEHE ily, if u requested something in the past two weeks it might take me a second to get to it entirely because of school and burnout, so Iām very sorry abt that <3
cw/genre: cursing, grumpy enhypen, fluff, humor, crack-ish, fem!reader, non-idol au, I wrote this during a zoom class, not proofread fuck it we ball, one joke about reader getting jumped?? anyways lmk if anything else should be tagged hehe
a/n: this was inspired by @macahoons grumpy enhypen texts that I just adored!!! Such a cute trope <3
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heeseung
-heās the basketball team captain, always idly boasting about his talents and loves being first place
-the only exception is you.
-he will never admit it but he absolutely lets you win every time you find him at the basketball court and u challenge him to some dumb scoring game where u see how many baskets u each can get
-āOMG HI HEESEUNG!! :3ā when u find him at the basketball court and he sighs but heās trying not to scream at how cute u r lowkey
-ur all giggly when u keep beating him āhee r u even trying?ā āIām just having a bad day donāt evenā like he isnāt completely distracted by the way you look when ur grinning at him
-āI think I can take ur place as basketball team captain!ā āIn ur dreams??ā but heād gladly give it up if you would keep smiling like that
-insists on walking you home from the court because āIām not gonna be held responsible for you getting jumpedā
-and the next time you catch him on the basketball court it happens all over again! <3
jay
-you canāt even finish saying āIām coldā before his jacket is over your shoulders and heās scolding you for not being prepared
-sitting down and your skirt is riding up? his uniform blazer is over your lap and heās shaking his head
-āwhat would you do without me??ā ādo you want your jacket back then , jay?ā āā¦noā
-while itās also because he cares about ur wellbeing, he also just really likes the sight of you wearing his clothes and you smelling like his cologne
-you literally walk into the room and heās immediately āy/n you need to buy a thicker jacket youāre gonna get sickā not even a good morning or anythingā¦
-ādonāt tell people ur wearing my jacket I donāt want them to get the wrong idea šā but lowkey he wouldnāt mind at all
-gets so (internally) giggly when u sink into his jacket because itās chilly
-finds excuses u give u his clothes at this point ā¦the tiniest piece of lint on ur shirt and heās handing you his blazer
-āu can keep it igā
jake
-gets you tiny gifts and acts like he just randomly found them
-he totally went out of his way to find you two matching keychains but he doesnāt wanna admit that
-āy/n I just randomly found your favorite seasonal pastry. no big deal. donāt thank me.ā
-BUT HE ALSO KEEPS EVERY GIFT U GET HIM OMGEEE, he has a whole area on his desk dedicated to notes, trinkets, stickers, if you drew on his paper heāll tear the section off so he can keep it LOL
-will never admit that. to anyone. but gets pressed if you give gifts to anyone else because thatās his y/nnie!! giving HIS gifts to some rando!! D: the cruelty!!
-gets sooo dramatic if he doesnāt get at least a little doodle heās texting you like you killed a man
-one time his friend asked if he could borrow a pencil and he was like yea man sure and then realizing it was a pencil YOU!! gave him he snatched it back so fast trust
-heās so cutie patootie but internallyā¦4 nowā¦
-wishes he could get over himself and kiss you all over when you shyly present a little plush toy you won at a claw game heās RAHHHHH !!!
-for now heāll stick to āthanks šā
sunghoon
-heās really protective over you me thinks
-but heāll be really quiet about it, maybe a girl makes you upset and he sees and heāll āaccidentallyā knock over her bottled water on her notes, a guy is talking shit about you and sunghoon is squaring up in the courtyard no questions asked
-āsunghoon u dont have to protect meā āitās not about youā even though itās totally about you and he will die defending your honor
-one time on your walk out of school a tree branch poked you and u were all like āoh owie : oā and he was following behind before GLARING the shit out of that tree branchā¦
-another time this guy made a degrading comment about you and sunghoon managed to find receipts on him cheating on his gf and posted it on the school newsletterā¦cuz heās silly like that <3
-honestly itās a little scary the lengths heāll go for you and still refusing to admit heās doing it for you
-heās not really good at comforting you when you cry, so heāll make sure to protect you from anything that could make you cry
sunoo
-heāll always listen to you
-if someone said āsunoo can u go grab me a drink from the vending machineā he looks at them like theyāre insane but if YOUāRE asking??? heās sprinting down the hallways
-āitās literally just because ur lips get all chapped when your dehydrated donāt get an ego,ā while heās handing you likeā¦water purified in Antarctica sourced from glaciers with a little paper umbrella
-even smaller things, he prioritizes your advice
-āguys should I have hot pot or panera for lunch?ā and a rando will go, āpanera!ā and hes dead silent but you go āoh you should totally get hot pot!!ā and heās basically booking a reservation
-probably āaccidentallyā books a reservation for two and forces you to come since āitās a waste of table spaceā if no one else does lol
-also if you donāt like someone he doesnāt like them either
-āsunoo are u friends with Ria?ā āshes okayā āshe said my makeup looked bad today :(ā and sunoo will act like he dgaf
-but next time you bring her up he scoffs and is all, āwhy even bother crying about her? sheās not worth your time and sheās annoying anywaysā even though heās never talked to this girl
-tldr ur word > anyone else
jungwon
-always speaks highly of you
-never to your face but heāll always defend you when necessary, or speak up for you, or just praise you LOL
-āy/n actually scored higher than you, so idk why youāre bragging so loudā to some rando kid talking about test scores lmao
-or āy/n doesnāt like that snack get her anotherā when your friends are debating how to surprise you
-ur name is always in his mouth but positively LMAO
-brushes it off if you take note of this and says āpeople are just exaggerating, I barely talk about you, donāt get it twisted >:Tā but everyone knows heāll take any chance he can get to praise you
-āy/n is better thoā and everyoneās like?? who asked??
-itās endearing but he doesnāt even notice it, he just is proud of you in every shape and form and since he canāt really express it around you he has to project it anywhere else he can hehe
-ājungwon do you think my hair looks okay?ā says hee, looking for an actual answer. āy/nās hair is nicerā responds jungwon, not missing a beat.
-ādid you guys know y/n got a 100? isnāt she smart? donāt tell her I said that.ā
niki
-does things for you without you asking and then acts like itās a habit
-it is definitely not a habit for him to run out of his seat to pull out your chair for you, but he insists he literally does it for everyone (he doesnt)
-opens your capped drinks before handing them to you, stops you suddenly to tie your shoelaces, sends you photos of notes if you missed a day..
-āy/n youād literally be hopeless without meā but heād be hopeless if anyone else helped you because itās his job!!
-it makes him feel special when he gets to do so many acts of service for you, for some reason he doesnāt mind running errands or whatnot, heād much rather he be the one who does it than anyone else
-āy/n u forgot a hair tie today?? ur lucky I brought oneā knowing damn well he brought it specifically for you ā¹ļøā¹ļø cutie
-if the train is full you donāt even have to ask and heāll let you take his seat āy/n you have weak legs, you need to sitā
-he secretly loves being someone you can rely on, no matter how much he denies it <3
cw/genre: fluff, swearing, humor, soft niki, delinquent niki and good kid reader, shouldbegn!reader, lmk if anything else should be tagged!!
a/n: OML Iām so sorry about not posting situationship texts <333 theyāre getting a little draining to write it just makes me sad HASHAJSH but Iām so glad u guys lov them so I promise Iāll get to the requests as soon as I can, anyways I hope u enjoy this!!
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-ok so ur the PERFECT student, polite, good grades, drop dead gorgeous, every teacherās faveā¦
-and niki has a great personality āŗļø
-you two r polar opposites, you spend your free time studying and socializing while heās chilling in detention LOLZ, and yet u still ended up dating!! yay!!
-and somehow he managed to convince you to let him stay the night. On a school night. While ur parents were home.
āNiki, itās four am, you need to get out of my house before both of our parentsā are on our ass,ā you groaned. You woke up extra early to ensure youād have enough time to get him out of your house before your parents awoke to find a 6ā stranger in your bed.
āItās four am, they wonāt be up,ā he murmured back, nuzzling his face into the crook of your shoulder, his arms loosely wrapped around your waist.
āWe literally have school, cmon,ā you nudged, even though you stroked his hair. He laughed softly, his morning voice causing butterflies to erupt in your stomach. āNiki,ā you whined, as he mumbled some nonsense you didnāt understand. āItās a school day!ā
āYou can miss a day,ā he retorted.
āIāve had perfect attendance for five months now, I am not skipping,ā you scoffed. He squeezed your waist, yawning and seeming completely oblivious to your quiet panicking. What would your parents do if they found Niki like this? What if they broke you two up? What if you were grounded forever and could never see Niki again? Still, you had to admit, the way his hands traced patterns on your back as he softly hummed, his breath on your neck, you might fall asleep right then and there.
āCmon, five more minutes,ā he sighed contentedly.
āPromise?ā
āPromise. Iāll even buy you boba after school,ā you felt him smile, as you couldnāt help but laugh.
āYouāre such a bad influence. Are you sure you wonāt get in trouble?ā You asked worriedly.
āWomp womp, doesnāt matter. Itās worth it for you,ā you ruffled his hair, huffing in defeat.
āFine, fine. Five more minutes.ā
-you two fell back asleep and nearly got caught by your mom šŖšŖ
-you saw him in class with a bruise on his arm after he threw himself out ur window
thank you for the tag jen !! @minholing <3 i'd normally do this from randomizing my liked songs but i currently have a queue so im gonna run down that queue <3
!@ january : just the way you are - bruno mars <3 .
!@ february : bad at love - halsey <3 .
!@ march : dancing with a stranger - sam smith and normani <3 .
!@ april : waiting for superman - daughtry <3 .
!@ may : head first - christian french <3 .
!@ june : know now - nct u <3 .
!@ july : 119 - nct dream <3 .
!@ august : under cover - a.c.e <3 .
!@ september : 34+35 - ariana grande <3 .
!@ october : eternity - rachel taylor <3 .
!@ november : classic - mkto <3 .
!@ december : i hate u, i love u - gnash and olivia o'brien <3 .
OMG MY FIRST TAG GAME!! Iām so excited yayayay thank you for tagging me !!!
jan: danger -> bts
feb: drama -> aespa
march: taeyang -> eyes, nose, lips
april: heartbeat -> childish gambino
may: i was never there -> weeknd
june: raining in manila -> lola amour
july: just one day -> bts
august: scientist -> twice
september: ditto -nwjns
october: lotto -> exo
november: criminal love -> enhypen
december: me gusta tu -> GFRIEND
seems like this year will be very tumultuousssss, anyways if u see this plz feel free to do it and say I tagged u I just donāt actually have anyone to tag SKSKSK <333
cw/genre: fluff, a little bit of angst, idiots in love but canāt admit it, gn petnames, both of you have a tendency to lead the other on sometimes, lmk if anything else should be notedddd
a/n: he ghosted me so expect a lot more of these kwnskasj
just saw ur situationship with jake post HJSHSH I LOVED IT could you possibly do one with sunghoon? or literally any other enha member they were sooo good
hiii sorry this was so late I went on vacation and didnāt really have time to write anything hehe <3 hope u enjoy lmk if you want me to rewrite it yay!!
cw/genre: toxic, bad communication, sunghoon is not really that great in this, a little less light hearted than the others, lots of petnames but all should be gn, lmk if anything else should be added kissessss
a/n: sorry this is so late lol, Iām cranking everything out tonight! also lmk if you want me to rewrite this because this was a little bit more angsty lolz
or where ZB1 helps you out against unwanted advances!
requested: nooo
cw/genre: reader inferred to be fem on various occasions, fluff, humor, uncomfortable comments, unwanted flirting, no yujin because if theyāre younger than me u know thatās crazy, cursing, established relationship w/ zb1, tell me if anything else shud be tagged yay
a/n: Iām working on all the situationship requests but itās getting a little redundant so I decided to try writing some other ideas I had :] hope itās ok and u enjoy!
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jiwoong
-tbh I donāt think heāll be super duper confrontational unless necessary, mainly cuz he doesnāt want to put you in an uncomfortable position :((
-you two were just out setting up for a picnic and he left for a second to grab something from the car, and some random guy strolled you to you ready to spit game but honestly you were already thinking of the right time to call the police
-āheyyy are u a fire hydrant because iād bump into you on the street and stareā was the guyās opening line which made you audibly laugh, mainly in shock and not flattery because genuinely what the fuck
-āuhhh??ā
-you were very thankful for the return of your boyfriend who just shot the guy a confused glance and was like āwho r uā¦?ā
-jiwoong was genuinely appalled that this guy thought he had a chance w u, so just calmly explained you two were dating while staring at the stranger
-would really only get pressed if he noticed the guy getting more pushy and aggressive, but once he was gone heād mainly he focused on trying to take your mind off the situation rather than comforting u :) you guys came here for a cute picnic date and he didnāt want you stuck ruminating over someone like that
-not really jealous, just mad that you were forced in such a weird situation
-u get tons of kisses and heāll definitely be joking about this in the car
zhanghao
-you and ur lovely boyfie hao were at a new cafe trying out the seasonal menu, both of you knew the place would be bumping so you decided to just place your orders online in advance :)
-being the wonderful person you are you went to pick up the drinks while he got you two a table, and the barista stopped you with a smile
-āhey, I think youāre really beautiful, hereās a pastry on the house!ā and you just smile and thank him, but heās gone before you can even add the fact you have a boyfriend
-free food is free food so u take it back and tell hao what happened whoās gigglin because heās very comfortable in ur guysā relationship and this is more silly if anything, is glad other people recognizes ur beauty too <3
-however, the barista comes back to ācheck up on youā and is a little crestfallen at the sight of zhanghao but brushes it off
-āhey gorgeous, just wondering if everythingās alright? can I get you anything else?ā
-āawww thank you, but my girlfriend and I are alright! I think youāre pretty gorgeous as well though :)ā hao responded with the most witty smirk youāve seen in ages, as you fight the urge to snicker at the baristaās seemingly annoyed reaction
-āyesā¦thanksā was all the barista could mutter out before leaving, causing the two of you to burst out laughing
-expect hao to be milking the joke that the barista was hitting on him instead of you for the rest of the day lolz
hanbin
-is so calm and gentle about the whole situation but takes it very seriously that you feel safe and comfortable
-it was just a waiter throwing some off-handed remarks about how nice your hair looked, or how the dress fit you so well or how your makeup looked great, and it didnāt make hanbin insecure, more worried you would feel awkward during your twoās little date :(
-neither of you want to explicitly stay anything in case the waiter was just being very nice, so hanbin would sort of up the outward affection by holding your hand over the table, brushing your hair out of your face while you talked, smiling with extra-sweet puppy dog eyes, if anything it was just giving you butterflies
-āyou alright pretty girl? we can find somewhere else if the waiter is making you uncomfortableā and you wanna scream and kiss him all over because hanbin is a walking green flag !!!
-at some point the waiter gave up but you didnāt really notice because of how your heart was doing backflips over hanbinās displays of affection and how much he evidently cared about ur comfort throughout the whole date Iām bawling my eyes out
-on the way home he admits he did get a little insecure but he was mainly worried about you so plz give him lots and lots of kisses and promise him that you are literally madly in love w him cuz u R!!
-wants to take good care of you but is extra appreciative if you remind him that youāre very thankful for his efforts Iām sobbing now bye
matthew
-ābro whatā is what matthew very loudly says when a random guy walks up to you and asks for your number
-is genuinely baffled because he thought it was pretty clear with his arm wrapped around your waist as the two of you walked down the street
-also a sense of pride that youāre so hot that someoneās willing to stop you in the middle of the street for your number, but the pride is damaged once he remembered this guy seemed to completely ignore *the* matthew?? who was evidently holding you close and wearing your initial around his neck?? like hello???
-the conversation doesnāt feel real because you say, āoh I have a boyfriend!ā while gesturing towards matthew and the guy literally just brushes it off??
-ādude, Iām right here, can you get the hint? go homewreck another relationship,ā matthew interrupted after an unbearable minute or two of this man trying to convince you to slide ur digits ;P
-is all grumpy while muttering about how you two need to be more LOUD about ur relationship
-probably tries to convince you to buy those āI <3 MY BOYFRIENDā shirts and even thinks about getting you two more matching clothing
-āmaybe I should wife you up?? the ring should be a pretty convincing hintā¦ā
-just doesnāt want random people to get in the way of you two :(( in the least toxic way possible :((
taerae
-audibly laughs the second he sees some random guy stumbling over his words trying to talk to you at the grocery store
-he went to go grab you two some snacks and came back to this poor boy just frantically trying his best to convince you for your number while you awkwardly nod and sheepishly smile, eyes flickering around to try and see where the hell your boyfriend is
-if he notices youāre genuinely weirded out by the guy heāll step in, but I feel like he would let you endure the awkwardness for just a moment before arriving by your side and being like āheyyy babyā
-makes a big show of kissing your temple and wrapping his arms around your waist, giving the guy a disgusted look and a sassy, āwhoās this, sweetheart?ā
-youāre trying not to laugh at taeraeās snide demeanor, making you immediately feel all giggly and okay again knowing heās right here by your side
-the guy scurries off pretty fast, which made the two of you giggle
-āI canāt even leave my girlfriend alone in a grocery store,ā taerae jokingly sighed, shaking his head solemnly. āMaybe I should switch to DoorDash or something, I donāt want you getting swarmed every time I go to the chips aisle.ā
-makes sure to hang closely around you, not in a jealous way or anything, but he doesnāt want random guys walking up to u and making u all uncomfortable :(
-holds your hand all the way until the two of u get home!! <3
ricky
-he can shy up but heās mainly just worried about you, gets a little protective but feels very awkward about it, doesnāt want to seem possessive or over bearing but also just wants to take care of u and makes sure ur safe :(
-but also like wtf no one gets to mess w his girl thatās just weird
-you two were clothes shopping when you wandered off to look at a pretty jacket you saw when a random guy youāre very sure you never met casually greeted you like you were an old friend, making weird remarks about how pretty you were and not so subtly asking questions that insinuated if you were single or not
-ricky comes back to see if ur doing alright and finds u very uncomfortably scooting away from this random guy, and he immediately comes to ur rescue!
-āhey baby, whoās this?ā
-now we all know ricky is a sweetheart but he can also come off as very intimidating š°š° , so heās sorta just straightening out his posture and staring at the guy in disgust
-once the guy leaves becauseā¦yknow ricky is seemingly a force to be reckoned with ricky gets all shy and awkward
-āwas that corny? should I have even stepped in? r u okayā¦?ā and heās just shyly hiding ur face in his shoulder and getting all embarrassed and flustered, and u reassure him u appreciate his efforts very very much <3
gyuvin
-gyuvin can be very protective over you sometimes so the idea of you being forced into an uncomfortable situation by some random guy made him very upset
-honestly he was kinda more upset than you, and not in an insecure way but just in the way he was upset *for* you
-guys imma be fr Iām out of ideas for a random dude being creepy so letās just cut to gyuvin confronting this dude
-heās not really confrontational or aggressive, but just makes it very clear to leave his little baby y/n alone </3, afterwards he definitely lightens the mood to the best of his ability
-heās more worried the entire time about your safety over his, even if the guy making advances towards you is getting agitated gyu is entirely concerned about ur well-being :(( my angel
-ābaby donāt worryā¦ur alpha is here for u šššŗā¦ā āgyuvin shut the FUCK upā
-obviously if ur feeling seriously upset he makes sure everythingās ok, asks if you need anything, gets you some snacks and gives u a big hug
-is unnecessarily clingy the rest of the way home tho <3 might even bark at any guy who looks at you funny depends on how shameless heās feeling
gunwook
-he isnāt too hasty to jump in just in case heās overestimating the entire situation, because poor guy doesnāt wanna come off as overbearing and freak you out by randomly swooping in for no apparent reason </3
-does his absolute best to be assertive but also not overly aggressive in order to avoid causing a scene and put both of you in an even worse situation
-once heās sure thereās no more need for intimidating wook heās all over u!!
-āare you ok? do you want me to tell authorities about that? canāt fight but I will if necessary trustā
-if u reassure him that he did good and youāre alright, heāll be very very pleased w himself
-gives you a kiss every time you take a step and has his arms wrapped around your shoulders, he wants everyone to know that ur his and heās yours and no way will he let any random guy ruin ur little outing!!
-does your best to make you feel safe the rest of the entire day
-has the biggest smile on his face if you tell him he did a good job, itās not in a weird way where heās putting himself above you but sorta in the way he feels like a proud dog for being able to take care of you?? if that makes sense?? at all??
-gives you a big hug when u gets home and does everything to make sure that rando didnāt ruin ur twosā day :,)
