[ca314159bara]

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

[poast-bot]

its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events

[sandmandaddy69]

[lakevida]

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

[dubiousdisco]

[sharkswithflowers]

Spray WD-40 On Your Local Mouse to stop it from squeakin g

[eat-battery-acid]

Fun fact: Bunnies can levitate.

[weirdo-offical]

teaching Fibonacci how to post

[minotaurapologist]

Interesting….

[melonwah]

[i-am-a-fish]

I love music If you're reading this please check out songs

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[apolladay]

are you currently in any pain

yes

no

can't tell

Remaining time: 5 days 1 hour

chronic, injury, stomach ache, slept funny or anything counts

[what-even-is-thiss]

The upside to the adhd forgetting that you made yourself a drink thing is thinking to yourself “man I could go for a drink right now” and looking to your right and seeing a drink has appeared there. Thank you, past me. I lost you somewhere but you have still provided.

[blemgoid]

short term memory loss service dog that remembers things for you

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

if you're really chill about a lot of stuff, you will eventually become The Person Who Can Be Told Things and unlock a secret extra layer of knowledge about your friends

[necromancelena]

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

[necromancelena]

the hole isnt even that bad