fake chill

//roberta//

[oxane]

Mars - Noctis Labyrinthus

[homoidiotic]

me at support group: idk guys im feeling so ben affleck smoking jpeg over it all

[djpaulyd]

being a movie snob is the worst thing possible like im sorry you need neon lights and 3 minute silent staring contest scenes to get your balls to drop. watch legally blonde for some real art

[prideprejudce]

me to my cat: pleas stpo pushn every goddamnd thing off my desk im beggin pleas

my cat:

[fiddlesolo]

bella rollin up the the cullens house knowing full well her blood smells damn near irresistible but risking it all for a chance at finally getting dicked down by the weird boy from bio

[ruescenic]

[necromancier-deactivated2019120]

how to seduce me:

deposit 5000 dollars in my bank account

dont talk to me

[rianphin]

everything in my life will work out and i will have my dreams and so will you!!!!!!!!! and that’s tea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sailorbrazil]

[trapcard]

scream @ “female presenting nipples”

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Gender nonconforming nipples can stay but your on thin fucking ice

[wandering-songstress]

LUPITA NYONG'O in Tom Ford at the 2018 Governors Awards

[xbox-nun]

Me as an art critic: this piece really explores the… Misogyny of the artist 🤔

[twiststreet]

[hashtagloveloses]

tumblr users: please ban the Nazis

tumblr: if you post a tiddy you’ll be deleted on sight

[dykes-deactivated20200607]

she’s gonna get flagged

[theworstmelodies]

who

[dykes-deactivated20200607]

the nipple reading this

[arkadykoshka]

[chromolume]

reblog before december 17th