im Back hoes

[gopyxp]

Can you believe it? This thing 👇 just told a lie.

[evilwizard]

welp. to the shredder

[tacobelldarkworld]

Democrats turning on their favorite channel Dickelodeon to watch their favorite show Fagboy and Cumcum

[energyprison]

worst skyrim mods

[lesbx]

[naamahdarling]

I don’t think that last one is a bad mod at ALL.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Now that Coronavirus is huge it feels like we haven’t heard anything about the Honk Kong Protests and that timing feels suspicious.

[spectraspecs-writes]

I think shower thoughts has seen something…

[just-shower-thoughts]

[slab-o-meat]

sssh.....theyre sharing a tender moment

:v) :^)

[archdukegrand]

Why does one have a way larger nose?

[troxvon-the-lesser]

That’s just how some people are

[snapdin]

people drawing the McElroy brothers:

A perfect rendition of Griffin, an accurate and stylized Travis,

Justin looks different every time, he is unknowable, uncapturable, it never looks like Justin and yet you know it’s him, he is round and looks like a friend

[mapsontheweb]

The poverty in the US, 2019.

[swarnpert]

me: *touches mysterious sticky spot*

the voice of freddy’s mom from icarly echoing through my mind: wet and sticky is very icky. sticky and wet makes mommy upset

[neilcicierega]

[thesylverlining]

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

[tacticalskirt]

It’s a search of Google books, but the question still stands, what the Fuck happened in 1870

[solongasitswords]

I CAN ANSWER THIS!!

In the Cornish dialect of English, Pokemon meant ‘clumsy’ (pure coincidence).

In the mid 1800s there was a surge of writing about the Cornish language and dialect in an attempt to preserve them with glossaries and dictionaries being written. I wrote about it HERE.

[bookshop]

I just love that this post happened to find the ONE HUMAN ON THE INTERNET who had the answer to this question

[seperis]

I love everyone on this internet.

[selfundiagnosed]

me at a coffee shop + a subtle healthy curl flex below

[selfundiagnosed]

yes im a dyke who doesnt give a shit about how others percieve me. yes i care about my hair being happy and healthy because my self esteem is dependent on it. Yes we exist!

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[turing-tested]

it's ok to steal from people who golf

[chaoticautie]

me: *saying "WHAT?" seven times to someone giving me coherent face-to-face verbal directions*

also me: *hears a faint noise and randomly lifts head like a deer* hey did u guys hear that??? wtf how could you not hear it-

[moltencalf-deactivated20171029]

I sincerely apologize for spamming you all with the Hamilton fanfic controversy, but it’s really giving me so much strength. It’s been a while since we’ve had the kind of scandal that only Tumblr can provide (like the person who robbed graves; the person who mailed their toe to another person so they could make a necklace of it; etc). This scandal is just so fucking good, you know? White American college girl pretends to be a nonbinary Chinese-Pakistani Muslim human-trafficking survivor AND their American WOC wife and they live in India??? And they suffered a miscarriage? And they both have HIV? All so she can scam people out of money and amass kudos on Archive of Our Own for her Hamilton HIV fanfic? And she does this for YEARS? And the person who uncovered it is doing it for revenge because the fake-HIV-fanfic writer made them delete a fanfic about Lin-Manuel Miranda and Thomas Jefferson as cannibal mermaids performing oral sex and unironically accused them of gentrifying cannibalism??? I mean, this shit is fucking gold.

[hoebutmadefashion]

me processing this tea 

[greentracksuitgohan-deactivated]

Wait wait wait can we rewind who the fuck sent someone their toe

[unfollowfriday]

Learn how to keep up hoe

[insomniac-arrest]

me: *swipes away any new notifications on my phone like a cat slapping away anything getting in their face they don’t like*