shauna shipman apologist

darcy kuemper soldforscraps [rp account]

[cntissmo]

[sharpenedwithprecision]

accidentally devoured an entire bag of tangerines in one sitting and i am regretting my choices

[cntissmo]

[sharpenedwithprecision]

once again thinking of the guy on tiktok who just keeps adding layers of starch to his jeans

he's up to 800 now. the fact that he can stand up at all is nothing short of a miracle

[ceruleanheaven]

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

[thememedaddy]

[zangoonse]

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

[sharpenedwithprecision]

Do you come here (my blog) often?

quite often yes :)

[sharpenedwithprecision]

sophie's gonna sign in next and just have a bazillion notifications from yours truly

[kaijuerotica]

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

[sharpenedwithprecision]

i would love to be able to scroll past these big ass ads without them all deciding to open as soon as i look at them wrong

[citywidespecialll]

you’re gonna look me in my big brown eyes and tell me no?

[sharpenedwithprecision]

hi dears!! boutta go to a friend's wedding and also to visit my inlaws so i'll be MIA for the week starting wednesday - i'll be around on chats, etc etc, better chance of catching me there if i'm needed or if anyone wants to chat with darcy 🙂‍↕️ i'll be back in the afternoon on the 20th! love u all mwah mwah have a good week <3

[suspectedgeode]

I love when people are explaining something and they go “stay/walk with me” bc now I’m so with you we’re energetically holding hands keep going girl

[sharpenedwithprecision]

today i learned some mcdonalds locations have started carrying dirty sodas

[animalyears]

Washing ashore must feel good as fuck

[melissax77]

i love finding someone i can be weird and talk nonstop with