Your name is DAVE STRIDER and you don't want to talk about what happened BACK THEN. You have done so much to push those three years from your mind, and all the heartache and pain that went with them. Now you are ALONE, wandering the NEW UNIVERSE and wondering what everyone must think of you. After all,the only thing you're really doing is RUNNING AWAY. Your chumhandle is: timelineGrievance M!A: none ~Indie post-game Dave~
whats there to say about dirk
save that hes kind of a jerk
though there is one perk
if you dont mind his quirks
hes a pretty cool dude
as far as things go
though he likes to brood
hes kinda crude
like to seclude
exclude
everyone around him
its safer that way
hell say that all day
its kind of cliche
we who try to convey our dismay
are just waved away
it dont blame him
to be fair
its not my place to declare
whats not even my affair
hes got a mean glare
when he comes out of his lair
and i swear
dont ever mess with his hair
this chick ah hell
first time i saw her i fell
she makes my heart swell
and her eyes keep me in a spell
i dont want to dispel
shes a damn genius as well
she just doesnt seem to get
shes the best girl ive met
that she actually chose me
ill just never get
but a warning i here give
should you hurt her i'll never forgive
i wont abide, brush aside
the reason that she cried
she is my life and my love
the one im always in awe of
my dear jade
this really is delayed
that youre with me is a wonder
and this bond ill never sunder
you really want to seeme cry and me grievewishing for a reprieveof failing this manwho's been holdin my hand
ever since day oneive never once been alonethe only reason i've ever wonis because he'd be there to ownwhen i couldnt handlehed be there to unscrambleuntanglei cant imagine trying to hoist his mantle
and as i decreeyou all will agreethat when being a fatherhe is the highest degree
I love him a lotwhat more can i saywhen life was rottenhe always brightened my day
and when put to the testhes just the besttheres really no contestthe fact that hes my brotheri have to say im blessed
Hm. Since what is actually doing her thought processing is not, in fact, brain matter but a computer, does this mean that we can now refer to tumblr user sugary-empress as ‘it’? As computers do not have a gender as far as I know.
I hereby move that we refer to it as it from here on after.
-- gravitatingGunner [GG] began pestering timelineGrievance [TG] at 20:10 --
[08:10] GG: you gonna be okay dave?
[08:10] TG: im fine jade
[08:11] TG: jade im fine
[08:11] GG: dave...
[08:11] GG: i'm allowed to worry about you ok?
[08:11] TG: ...
[08:11] TG: i know
[08:12] TG: sorry for snapping like that its just
[08:12] TG: its a touchy subject
[08:12] TG: as im sure you saw the post
[08:12] GG: i know
[08:12] GG: i did
[08:12] GG: he's a dipshit
[08:12] GG: :/
[08:13] TG: how can people sit there and willingly defend something like that
[08:14] GG: i don't know. it's wrong
[08:14] TG: oh motherFUCKER he did not just say that to me
[08:14] GG: dave
[08:14] GG: what just happened
[08:14] TG: "those wwho ivve spotted bein in her control seem to be thoes wwho deservved to be in such a predicament"
[08:14] TG: fucking REALLY
[08:14] GG: ....
[08:14] GG: oh let me at him
[08:14] TG: Fucking. REALLY
[08:14] GG: after the hell we went through?!
[08:14] GG: please let rose shatter him
[08:14] GG: or let me pop him into a horrorterror dimension
[08:15] GG: something
[08:15] TG: After what she put me through. After what it did to Bro, Rose, and mom... After I hadn't even MET the bitch until she decided to control me.
[08:15] TG: You're really going to sit there and tell me that I DESERVED IT
[08:15] GG: you didn't.
[08:15] GG: he's a dick.
[08:15] GG: and he's dumb as bricks.
[08:15] GG: hell, i think bricks are smarter :/
[08:16] TG: I need to congratulate him
[08:16] TG: He's gotten me to actually shed tears.
[08:17] TG: Tears of rage and frustration.
[08:17] TG: But tears nonetheless
[08:17] GG: dave...
[08:17] GG: okay now i'm really worried.
[08:18] TG: I am beyond furious right now. If it weren't for the fact thta he is in another timeline there is very little I wouldn't do to go over there and force him into the same damn situation to see how he likes it
[08:18] TG: Ask him after I'm done if it was okay
[08:18] TG: Tell him that he deserved it
[08:19] GG: dave...
[08:19] GG: calm down.
[08:19] TG: No! Don't you fucking tell me to calm down!
[08:19] GG: DAVE
[08:19] GG: STRIDER
[08:19] GG: I didn't mean like that
[08:19] GG: and you know it
[08:20] GG: i mean he's just a piss-breathing little shitwad who is full of it! He doesn't know what he's talking about.
[08:20] TG: You hae no idea what she's done! What she's STILL doing! You weren't THERE Jade! I will NOT sit here and let him tell me this BULLSHIT.
[08:20] GG: I may not have been there but i can still understand dave.
[08:20] TG: Even after I was free I still had to be CIVIL with her. I had to talk to her like a normal person who doesn't know what she's capable of. All for the sake of someone who just ended up disappearing.
[08:21] TG: No, Jade...
[08:21] TG: You really don't.
[08:21] GG: Dave.
[08:21] -- gravitatingGunner [GG] hugs tightly --
[08:21] GG: Please...I'm just trying to help...
[08:22] TG: ..... I know.
[08:22] TG: Just... give me a few minutes. I'll be fine again.
[08:22] TG: You know me. I'm always fine.
[08:22] GG: i know
[08:22] GG: but i'm still allowed to worry
[08:22] GG: and i always will try to help. you can't always be the strong one, strider.
[08:23] TG: watch me. I'm the Knight. It's my job.
[08:24] GG: yeah, well.
[08:24] GG: watch me fuck up this fairy tale and have the witch protect the knight.
[08:25] GG: you're not gonna give me anything but that are you
[08:28] TG: what else do you expect
[08:28] GG: it's not what i expect but what i wish would happen
[08:33] GG: hey strider
[08:33] GG: question
[08:33] TG: hm
[08:34] GG: would you believe me if i told you i liked you
[08:35] TG: do you want the truth or do you want my egotistical asshole answer
[08:35] GG: yes
[08:35] GG: how about both so i know if i have to smack you. : )
[08:36] TG: well the egotistical asshole answer is well duh who doesnt like me
[08:36] TG: im the shit
[08:36] GG: oh yes mr. strider, make me swoon
[08:36] TG: naturally
[08:39] TG: do you still waht the truth while im willing to give it to you
[08:39] GG: yes.
[08:39] TG: the honest answer is no, because i honestly dont feel like i deserve you
[08:40] TG: i failed all of you more than once
[08:40] GG: want me to be honest with you strider?
[08:40] TG: since it seems to be honesty hour why not
[08:43] GG: well, dave... I have a huge crush on you. I've liked you for a long time, and honestly, it's about damn time i said something. I've always felt like I wasn't worth your time....
[08:44] TG: jade you do realize that you are worth basically everything to me right
[08:44] GG: dave...you've been everything to me for a long time, and i'm just always scared you'll say no, so i never said anything.
[08:45] TG: what would ever make you think id say no
[08:46] GG: i don't know...
[08:46] GG: the fact that i don't really think i'm on the same level with you...that you've saved me more times than i can count...
[08:47] TG: so i kept your head above water when it looked like you were drowning. its not that big of a deal
[08:47] TG: but miss harley if you think for an instant that you are not of=n my level let me tell you
[08:47] TG: your right
[08:47] TG: you are so far above me its ridiculous
[08:47] GG: dave no.
[08:48] TG: jade yes
[08:49] GG: you're the one who's always been so much greater than me. you're like a bright star, and i'm just one of the smaller pinpricks of light. dave strider, i've liked you more than i have words for....for like....a long time
[08:51] TG: Jade listen to me. I am honestly not that great of a person. Even when I'm pretending to be the guy you all met when you first pestered me. I'm a coward and a liar. I'm a failure at everything I try and pretty much everyone I've spoken to knows it.
[08:51] TG: I'm not this great and wonderful man you seem to think I am.
[08:51] GG: Guess what.
[08:52] GG: I don't care what you seem to think about yourself. We all went through hell. I TURNED on you guys. I damn near hurt you all, and I...
[08:53] TG: Jade none of that was your fault.
[08:53] TG: You know that
[08:53] GG: It still hurts.
[08:53] GG: Dave...
[08:53] GG: I adore you.
[08:53] GG: and I want you to do me a favor...
[08:53] GG: go on a date with me, dave strider.
[08:54] TG: You'd be the one doing me a favor, Jade. Pick a time and place.
[08:55] GG: Find somewhere here in Virginia, Dave. 3pm
[08:55] TG: ill see about getting a reservation at some fancy-ass restaraunt
[08:55] TG: isnt that the kind of thing normal people do on first dates
[09:01] GG: better not be too fancy!
[09:01] GG: i don't have anything to wear to something like that...
[09:01] TG: what you got rid of your 3am dress
[09:02] GG: ...i don't wear that dress any more...
[09:03] TG: alright im not gonna pressure you
[09:03] GG: i'll find something to wear,
[09:03] GG: maybe i'll ask rose
[09:03] TG: shed love to make you something im sure
[09:05] GG: so....does this mean we're a thing or...?
[09:06] TG: well i would love for it to mean that but i am also a biased source
[09:06] TG: so i leave the choice to you
[09:06] GG: well, i definitely want it to mean we're a thing
[09:06] GG: cuz...
[09:06] GG: i may have liked you for.....a long time
I’ve recently come into possession of some fresh-squeezed Granny Smith apple juice. Shall I send it over, brother mine, that you may toast your lameness in celebration?
And I feel the need to point out that you only responded to one of the several paragraphs that I typed out.
I will admit that I was assuming things, and that I shouldn’t have been. But I also realize that you only answered the part that I happened to be wrong about.