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Beyoncé’s TIDAL page is showing something interesting….
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All I want for Christmas...
BTS: IVY PARK AW16
Give me a letter.
a – age
b – biggest fear
c – current time
d – drink you last had/are having
e – easiest person to talk to
f – favorite song
g – ghosts, are they real
h – heritage
i – in love with
k – kissed someone
l – last time you cried
m – middle name
n – number of siblings
o – one wish
p – person who you last called
q – question you’re always asked
r – reason to smile
s – song last sang
t – time you woke up
u – underwear color
w – worst habit
x – x-rays you’ve had
y – your favorite food
z – zodiac sign
WHERE’S J????
Things are going good for me right now ☺
hey….. um…. I don’t know how to say this, but I have a confession to make….
What’s good? Is there something wrong? What have you been doing?
Well…. just dont get mad but, every thing that I’ve been doing is all bad…..
👀What happened, what did you do?
Just pleaseremain calm please… but. ima just say it…. I got a chick on the side….
Wait, are you serious right now? Are you fcking serious?
I’m sorry….. it was like 3 months ago… we had gotten another crib and a ride…
I don’t know what to do anymore. I’ve done so much for you.. How many lies have you told? Have you done anything good behind my back?
I don’t even know…. I’ve been telling you so many lies ain’t nothing good it’s all bad…
………………………………
Look I’m so sorry…. I just wanna confess ‘cause it’s been going on so long
Why now… Why do this to me now….. Tell me why now….
Because…. It’s just… Girl… I’ve been doing you so wrong and I wanted you to know that
You know what…. It’s over. Just keep her. You got it bad.
me enjoying this juicy drama rn
Pleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaassssseeeee ….tell me that’s not real bruh 😩 cause I will lose my shit
It’s true, I’m a terrible person…..every time I was in L.A I was with my EX Girlfriend…. everytime she called, I told her I was workin… but I was out doing my dirt…
But why would you tell her on tumblr. Like that’s dirty af. Tbh the cheating is bad and whatnot but the public embarrassment? That makes me feel some type if way.
Originally posted by bookriot
Didn’t even think about that….. well yeah you’re right.. if I could turn back the hands of time and start all over I would
He’s such an asshole, everything he does really is all bad, I guess he did it in public so everyone could see cause he didnt want to get scolded, and at the same time didnt want to lose me and the things he’d say would probably want to make me run away. but it actually makes me want to punch him in his face.
I’ve been living like an idiot and I deserve every bit of it, I know, today is the day that I end all the lying and the playing and the bullshit, baby I’m sorry
Bro u done fucked up so bad. Why didn’t you hop in her inbox or some shit? Why you put all this in reblogs where ANYBODY CAN SEE. I hope she doesn’t take you back she deserves so much better.
Shit i know, now i know, as soon as I saw her post I just jumped on it without thinking… it’s just I could no longer walk around with this stress on my chest, I had to confess…
@africanmelanin Yeah bruh like tf you could’ve told her in person, on the phone , in a text not on the damn World Wide Web that’s fucked up ……id probably come for you but I don’t know the whole situation …..but BRUH please don’t ever do that shit again
@pasdezephyr exactly, he wasn’t thinkin’ ‘bout me gettin’ hurt, just like he was hand in hand in the Beverly Center like he not givin’ a damn who see him, just like he’s doing now, no thought for others, I’m done, he’s So Gone.
I know….
So wrong
Just Listen….
I’m not gonna sit here Acting like I didn’t have you sittin’ at home, thinkin’ about me….bein’ a good girl that you are…you probably believed you had a good man… a man that never would do those things… It ain’t good But you were ignoring me from an earlier fight and it would be even worse if you heard this from somebody else….
Wtf
Originally posted by badgirlsclub
Wowww 😕
woooooooooooow …
But you’re just a boy. You don’t understand.
What does me being a boy have anything to do with this?
@africanmelanin the fact that you even had a side chick and not only hurt this woman’s feelings but BLASTED her information on the internet for everyone to see instead of respecting her dignity enough to do it privately makes you a boy, not a man. I’ve seen you write and reblog posts about protecting and respecting black women, treating us like royalty and how you love our melanin and don’t want anything else but a black woman but when it comes time for you to apply this to your real life relationships, you do the exact opposite (which happens way to much from “woke” guys on tumblr). A real man wouldn’t have a side chick to start with and would realize what he has in front of him is valuable and appreciate and love her enough NOT to cheat. A real man would have enough balls to tell this to her face, not hide online on a social networking site like this and embarrass the shit out of her. Women take so much crap from BOYS just like you and I hope your ex-girlfriend @dmc-dmc knows how fucking beautiful, amazing and valuable she actually is to leave and stay away from you. I may not know her personally, but I don’t have to know her to know that she deserves better. Women with fuckboys like you deserve better; and the sooner that us women start upgrading, the sooner we can be treated like the goddesses and queens that we fucking are. And your side chick better not be white. :)
You don’t think I know that? I feel terrible right now, I went against everything i ever stood for, cause I said that I loved her, and I really knew. And everything that used to matter, aint matter no more. like my money, and my car, she can have it ALL back. flower cards and candy, can’t fix this, I do it just cause I’m fortunate to have had you, @dmc-dmc, I want you to know, that I really adore you. I did this is cause…I want all these people to know, what’s going on, that’s why i made this text post, so people could read along, to tell her that I’m her man, she’s my girl, i just wanted to tell it to the whole wide world, but I know it won’t happen I fucked up too bad and I can’t take none of it back. I just wanted to know how this relates to boys, what does you calling me a boy have anything to do with it, I’ve seen plenty of men do it too, and everyone of them are JUST like me, it’s too bad that you can’t see
@africanmelanin whos just like you?? Shit it it aint me honey 👀 I dont even cheat on tests
well u got it, u got it bad
I dont understand what you mean by that. Can u ecplain a bit?
I’m just sayin it’s not like this is new, a lot of us been there…… done that….fucked around…but after all that this is what i found… nobody wants to be alone… i felt alone in that relationship, and i did what I had to do
@africanmelanin
So..you had to cheat?? was that really the only option??
I’m sorry.
In my village they say “when it comes to relationship outsiders better keep their mouth shut cuz if they ever get back together the shame will be on you.”
Originally posted by viewjamaica
In my village when it comes to relationships they say this woman is a damn fool if she ever trust or fucks with a piece of human garbage like this again who would publicly humiliate her simply to receive some clearance of their own conscience.
You don’t want people in your shit? Don’t make a public spectacle of it.
this level of disrespect is so unreal. This can’t be real. If so keep your head up baby girl.
Originally posted by gif-weenus
@africanmelanin you’re a terrible person, I swear if I was you I wouldn’t be like this, you treat women so bad… if I were a boy…. I swear I’d be a better man, cause I know it hurts, cause right now you’re taking me for granted… you dont understand… everything we had got destroyed.
I dont understand? you think im the type of person who would turn off my phone, tell everyone it’s broken, so they’d think that I was sleepin’ alone or something? foh, you think i put myself first and i make the rules as I go or something? im not like that
You know what? It’s a little too late for you to come back. You said it’s “just a mistake” thinking I’d forgive you like that…. If you thought I would wait for you….You thought wrong!
THEY ARE FUCKING TROLLING AT THIS POINT!
ight chill hold on a minute @africanmelanin @dmc-dmc aint every single word yall said straight from beyonce “if I were a boy” and usher “confessions/u got it bad” lyrics, did ya’ll really catch all these niggas, or am i crazy
I love it
Lmao
I can’t believe you guys.
Lmao that went on waaayyy too long before anyone noticed!
im so done with tumblr.
I hate y'all bruh 😂😂
This is so fucking funny lmao how didnt people notice
😂😂 my nigga, I knew it. I kept reading because couldn’t believe all these people getting mad actually believed it.
😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀 i kept reading and i was like wait, hold on, this sounds way too familiar hahahahaha!
I was singing the lyrics while i was reading, Im like why they writing usher’s song on here. i swear people be some dumb to believe what they read on tumblr! GREAT JOB OP! GREAT JOB!
11.23.16
They are so in sync! You can tell each couple loves their partner!😍😍
I asked why are black girls so beautiful... 07.22.16
To me that was beautiful and amazing to hear it from some one else..to be as a black woman our range of color can be for white to black as straight coffee…u can have a range of color with a black woman..what other race can u have the spice of life..none..that’s why we are so beautiful
I love that response
This
❤️🙌🏾✊🏾 love for my sisters 😩💪🏽🔥
There should be a White History Month in America. That way we can teach all about the things White Americans have done in history, like:
1 Cherokee Trail of Tears 2 Japanese American internment 3 Philippine-American War 4 Jim Crow 5 The genocide of Native Americans 6 Transatlantic slave trade 7 The Middle Passage 8 The history of White American racism 9 Black Codes 10 Slave patrols 11 Ku Klux Klan 12 The War on Drugs 13 Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo 14 How white racism grew out of slavery and genocide 15 How whites still benefit from slavery and genocide 16 White anti-racism 17 The Southern strategy 18 The rape of enslaved women 19 Madison Grant 20 The Indian Wars 21 Human zoos 22 The colonization of aboriginals in australia 23 White flight 24 Redlining 25 Proposition 14 26 Homestead Act 27 Tulsa Riots 28 Rosewood massacre 29 Tuskegee Experiment 30 Lynching 31 Hollywood stereotypes 32 Indian Appropriations Acts 33 Immigration Act of 1924 34 Sundown towns 35 Chinese Exclusion Act 36 Emmett Till 37 Vincent Chin 38 Islamophobia 39 Indian boarding schools 40 King Philip’s War 41 Bacon’s Rebellion 42 American slavery compared to Arab, Roman and Latin American slavery 43 History of the gun 44 History of the police 45 History of prisons 46 History of white suburbia 47 Lincoln’s racism and anti-racism 48 George Wallace Governor of Alabama 49 Cointelpro 50 Real estate steering 51 School tracking 52 Mass incarceration of black men 53 Boston school busing riots
By the way I got this list from facebook so I’m not an expert but I encourage everyone to look some of this stuff up, and so much more, if I missed something, go ahead and add!
Oh yeah,
54 chopping off indigenous women´s breasts off of leisure during the genocide
55 slamming indigenous children against huge rocks during the genocide
56 spaniards dividing into groups the indigenous women each white settler was gonna own and rape during the american genocide
57 In the catholic missions nailing native americans on crosses to represent the 12 disciples
58 and this: (I recommend the book The American Holocaust)
I don´t think yall understand how wicked these people are
59. The Unangan evacuation and internment during World War II
60. Dropping an Atomic Bomb on Japan even though the military knew that Japan was beaten and was near surrender.
61. The government assassination of Martin Luther King Jr
62. White america’s support of Apartheid
63. Nazism
64. Skinheads
65. Various lies attempting to paint Ancient Egyptians as white Europeans
66. “Modifying” authentic Egyptian artworks that demonstrate Black characteristics so they instead made it seem that Egyptians were white
67. Raping of Native American women and girls
68. The murder of Taíno Natives on the island of Ayiti (which we now call Haiti)
69. White racism ingrained in GI Bill, New Deal, Social Security Act and more
70. Second class badge (The History of Racism within Police Departments)
71. The ordering by the PBA to have cops terrorize NYC’s black and Puerto Rican communities
72. The destruction of Black Wall Street
73. The destruction of at least 10 other thriving Black communities
74. The History of Serial Killers (aka white males on murderous rampages)
75. White corporate sweatshop (Nike, Adidas)
76. Human trafficking
77. High rate of child molestation and rape among white communities
78. Forced sterilization of Blacks and Native women
79. Racist indoctrination of Black women through the media (ex: convincing Black women that unless they straightened their hair, they would not be considered beautiful, hired for jobs, make a living and etc)
80. “Last Hired, First Fired” racist hiring practices
81. Creation of various racial slurs
82. Poisoning of the environment through illegal disposal of toxins
👀 y'all still want it or???
They always ask for it every February
83. Whitewashing in Hollywood 84. Using National Guard to barricade black folk in a literally burning neighborhood during Watts Rebellion (portrayed as Watts Riots) 85. Mass cultural appropriation by white-owned and white-market brands for profit of Navajo, African-American, Hindi, etc. traditions
This is the America they’re referring to when they say Make America Great Again.
86. Taking Nazi scientist and physicians and giving them American identities and awards to work in America and lead experiments such as The Tuskegee Syphilis Experiment
Seriously tho. Im fucking tired.
I’m about to have a fun afternoon.
So my trainer’s bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He’s holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.
She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and… wait for it…. a Navy seal. We’re gonna go get her shit for her.
This should make for an interesting story.
So everyone who commented on this being like the avengers, you are absolutely right. That’s what all of us had in our heads as we were rolling over to dude’s house. But I’m very proud to say, this ended without violence.
Arrival:
So the super friends all jumped into one of the linebacker’s explorer and headed over to dude’s house. Ok the squad: you all know me, but the other martial artist is a little wirey hapkido guy, the linebackers are all giants (an estimated combined weight of I’d say 750-800lbs), the wrestler looks like an escaped gorilla, then the navy seal looks like your average guy but something about him is unsettling. Really unsettling. Unfortunately, the body builder had to work. Anyway, we send the Hapkido guy and the wrestler to the door first and dude answers, screams at them, and then slams the door in their face. Then the giant linebackers head over and they ring the door bell again. Lo and behold, he was much more polite, but still denied access. Finally, me and the seal join the fray. I casually make my way towards the front of the group, but the seal decides to CLIMB THE BANISTER. We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door. He looks at this weird mismatched group of relatively threatening individuals and one guy perched on his banister like batman. He was like “FINE. Go take what you’re looking for.”
Retrieval:
So we’re all walking through the house gathering what we think are her things and putting them into two boxes. Mind you. We are completely guessing. We didn’t even tell her we were coming, therefore we had no list of items.The only one really being productive was Hapkido, who was legitimately looking for stuff. The linebackers were just randomly picking up furniture, turning it over, and putting it back down. Just showing off how strong they were. In case the numbers game wasn’t enough, I guess they were letting him know they could break him if they wanted to. The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, not saying much, just being creepy. Then there’s me. Who was causing general mischief…. He said to take what I was looking for, that’s what I was looking for. Ahaha and the wrestler made a fricken sandwich. Because “you guys look like you have it under control, and I’m a sucker for egg salad.” We were in and out in 15 minutes.
Delivery:
So the autobots rolled out and headed towards homegirl’s spot. She was conveniently outside when we rolled up. We got out and she was like, how do you all even know each other. The truth is, we don’t. She sent us all an email once and didn’t blind copy us all. She vented to all of us about dude holding onto her stuff and we started emailing and that was that. We told her that we went to see her ex. “OMG what did you say to him?” Nothing. We’re not messenger boys. We’re delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of stuff. She went through the first box and said that was most of her stuff. Then she got to my box and asked “Wtf is all that shit.” So I explained that I took all the batteries out of his remote controls, his deodorant, the light bulb out of his master closet, every pair of dress socks that I could find, the laces out of his running shoes, and all the toilet paper in the house. The guys just looked at me and kind of nodded like they were impressed. She then unexpectedly started CRYING and thanked us. So you have this group of meat heads all standing awkwardly with this weeping trainer. It was quiet for a second when the seal was like “So…. chipoltle?” And we all got burrito bowls.
What a great day.
This is literally the most beautiful and thrilling tale. Start to finish.
I am almost in tears I am laughing so hard. This is beautiful. I can’t believe you took all the toilet paper. I’m dying. Help. It sounds like the start of a joke: two martial artists, a wrestler, two linebackers and a Navy Seal walk into a Chipotle.
I have reblogged this a dozen times and I will reblog it a dozen more.
This needs reblogging. I’ve read this before, but it’s still priceless.
I don’t reblog this amazing piece of human cooperation, assume I’m dead
IT’S BACK!!!!!
Some make this into a comic!!!
Twitter deleted her thread. Reblog to save it. #Love it!
Sis, don't text him.
Don’t do it. You know he not going to reply OR he’s going to waste your time. Don’t.
I always reblog this around this time because these are our “let my stupid ass text this boy” hours. Don’t. He ain’t thinking bout you *Beyonce voice*
@me
giving you some tea for the #sogonechallenge ☕️🐸
Omg I fucking love you
I'm a black male I've never fucked a black female I'm Intimidated they won't accept my kink. I know they say black women won't eat your asshole what's your experience been like ?
I’m not into having my ass eaten but I can tell you with certainty that Black women definitely do it because several have offered.
Please tell us in detail how this encounter went
After you spread his ass and siee dingleberries do you just end the entire session there? What do you say? what did he say?
Well dude was staying with me at the time. I’d just come home from work and bought a bottle of tequila. After I shower we started taking shots in the kitchen and pretty soon the bottle almost gone. Idk something in my drunk mind was just like “bend him over and eat his ass”. So I forcefully turn and bend him over the countertop. He moaned so I could tell he liked where it was going.
He told me before he kinda liked the feeling when the toilet paper break and his finger slip in his booty.
I spread his ass and I saw a bunch of brown doo doo balls just hanging off his butt hair. I closed his cheeks and reopened them thinking I was seeing shit cuz I was drunk. Nope. It looked like poo cherries hanging off a tree. I sadly contemplated how I ended up here and kinda just got up and went to bed without saying anything much. He moved out soon after.
“ He told me before he kinda liked the feeling when the toilet paper break and his finger slip in his booty. “
“ It looked like poo cherries hanging off a tree “
“I closed his cheeks and reopened them” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
GOOD GAWD this is just 😭💀
Done 😂😂😂
Dis tew much
She said poo poo cherries 😂😂😂😂😂😂
nah i just laughed mad loud.
This got me out my feelings lmao 😂😂😂
You out therw eating niccas ass @blkame 10.26.16
@nerdnasty its early o'clock in the morning. Go to bed.
Damn i can’t ask @blkame 10.26.16
Britney Spears may not be as big as Beyonce right now, but Drake certainly is! Drake is a bigger artist than Beyonce. He even got a #1 where lemon juice failed to get one. Bey is not on Drake's level so you need to accept that
The only way Drake is a bigger artist than Beyoncé is by height
and since you want to be brave so bad to talk about #1′s, let me put your ass in check real quick.
Y’all JUST gave him his FIRST #1 song meanwhile Beyoncé has about 9-10 of them (and a plethora of top 10 - top 20 - top 200 hits but I won’t go into those. It’ll be overkill) ALL of her albums debuted CONSECUTIVELY at #1 AND managed to win at least 1 Grammy, giving her a grand total of 20. Drake has been nominated an astonishing 27 times (so he had a lot of potential to beat her with the amount of Grammys); however, he only won ONCE
and I’m not even done with being petty.
Drake and his award stats
Beyoncé and her award stats
SHE WON MORE AWARDS THAN HE’S BEEN NOMINATED FOR SO HOW WOULD HE BE A BIGGER ARTIST????
And the album is called Lemonade, but you can refer to it as the BEST SELLING ALBUM OF 2016, topping, yes, Drake and VIEWS.
When it comes to album gross: the combination of EVERY. SINGLE. DRAKE. ALBUM. fails to outsell Beyoncé’s FIRST album
I won’t even go into tour gross because that’s embarrassing at this point
Long story short: It is ok to like Drake more than Beyoncé. You can say he has talent or whatever, but you will NOT compare him to Beyoncé. That’s not even an option. You are right about the last line! Beyoncé is not on Drake’s level. She’s WAY above him
This is the dirtiest election in history… a sexual abuser trying over shadow his sexual abuse by bringing his opponents husbands alleged abuse victims to a town hall debate
all yall had to do was vote Bernie fam