confused

i dont know what happened

[st-pam]

[trashmutation]

human transmutation: *is taboo*

elric brothers: *knows this and does it anyway*

human transmutation: *doesn’t work*

elric brothers:

[whitepeopletwitter]

[figmentera]

‘you’re back early’ is the most hilarious phrase to me in this context. like, you’re back early. from the moon. which takes days to get back from, and also definitely the assistance of this nasa employee. but somehow we managed it and just decided to drop by nasa for you to make this casual remark. yep. a logical setup to any joke. 

its comedy gold, just in that first line

[snoopingasusualisee]

[snoopingasusualisee]

[snoopingasusualisee]

Coochie ma’am spare coochie please miss can you spare it. The coochie. Yes that coochie. Can you please spoochie. Spoochieman.

[itseasytoremember]

my favourite thing about big dogs is when you push ‘em over they’re just like 

“oh i’m lying down now! someone might scratch my stomach!!! i might nap!! endless possibilities!!!’

[mizshylock-deactivated20151216]

Whereas you push little dogs over and they’re all like “Vengeance! Death before dishonor!”

[dashaibo]

And then you push cats and it’s an absolute lottery, because some may just say “mrow” and start purring and some will rip your stupid face off.

[just-a-bird-xo]

| Eras of The Weeknd |

[melbyxng-deactivated20201214]

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

me: hmm what happens if i forcibly bend this thing

thing: *breaks*

me:

[neonkontra]

[svdnessisback]

I hate myself and that’s something that never change.

[shinigamichii]

[amh-hollow]

Someday, you’ll cry for me like I cried for you

Someday, you’ll miss me like I missed you

Someday, you’ll need me like I needed you

Someday, you’ll love me but I won’t love you

[666mar666]

[666mar666]

Very Idiotic 

[anaterasu]

[veryfunnymemes]

[opryskliwe]