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[THIS IS AN RP BLOG, main is @resident-dog] Hey, I'm Allie! she/her, 21, Unova resident and local Riolu enthusiast. Considering the trainer lifestyle, but currently attending uni lol

[shaxinunova]

Pinned post!

Hey! I'm a film student in Unova, doing a documentary on the relationships of people and their Pokémon in the city. I met a Riolu when I was a kid, and Annie and I are the best of friends now!

Ask me anything you want about my film, or my experiences in town! I'm happy to answer, so long as it isn't TOO wild.

My roomies are @croagunkguy and @espurr-supremacy , i love them both :D

OOC: hi, I'm Canine/Nessa, I'm the same age as Allie, and I run this blog. Find me over at @resident-dog, where I do not usually post about Pokémon. I'm trans IRL, and that does reflect on Allie. I won't often RP in DMs, but I can be persuaded.

I probably won't answer any nsfw asks, but i'll handle it on a case-by-case basis.

[shaxinunova]

WOW it sure has been a while since I've posted, sorry! Last semester kicked my ASS. Still, I'm back for now, and I've got a cute pic to prove it!

Sitting around while your trainers all try to finish their homework is exhausting...

(ooc: art by @realpokemon! Thanks sm for this work)

[sneasedtomeetyou]

You know what new reblog game. Reblog this with your height and your tallest Pokemon's height I wanna see something. For example, I'm 5'0 and my tallest Pokemon is Basil at 4'11.

[eartheats]

i'm also 5'0!! and my tallest is lulu at 8'4!!

[pokemon-researcher-alexander]

I’m 6’11, and Briar’s a bit more compact than average, so she’s only 6’5.

[flowerliker]

i am 5'3" (that's 160cm!!) and my sunflora is 2'7" (79cm!!), about average size!!

[professor-amaryllis]

I'm 5'5 and Beetroot (meganium) is 6'3! She's a little above average, though to be honest most meganium dwarf me :)

[espurrditto]

I’m 5’4 and my tallest Pokemon is my Delcatty Luna, who’s 3’2 (a pretty small Delcatty, they’re normally around 3’7). Also technically Wiggles is “taller” (being 5’11) but she’s measured length wise so I say she doesn’t count.

[ranger-crow-deactivated20251115]

I’m 6’2” and Pandora is my tallest ‘mon at 8’7”- not counting his antenna!

Pandora is my big baby boy, an absolute unit even by scolipede standards <3

[croagunkguy]

I am six feet aaaaand change or smthh idk when I last measured. The Gunk Master Supreme is short af fr, like 2ft or smth, myabe a llil mre maybe a lil less. I love him tho, he is like, perfect ssize for me carying his ass around. Love that fuciing Booy.

[shaxinunova]

5'10", and Annie is abouuuuut 2'5"! She's due to get wayyy bigger whenever she evolves, but she's not really interested in it right now.

[aurorepeuffier]

the need to animate pokemons

[calice-malice]

Z-Moves Ask Game! <3 (a bunch of random questions!)

Breakneck Blitz - Do you like things to be hectic or calm?

All-Out Pummeling - Do you enjoy battling? If so, what is the most fun part?

Supersonic Skystrike - Do you think that you should be allowed to fly on your pokémon's back? Why?

Acid Downpour - Have you ever eaten something you shouldn't have?

Tectonic Rage - Do you and your pokémon like the indoors or outdoors more?

Continental Crush - Have you ever gone hiking?

Savage Spin-Out - Do your pokémon have any accessories?

Never-Ending Nightmare - Do you dislike anyone specific? Why?

Corkscrew Crash - Do you enjoy the Sinistea rides at amusement parks?

Inferno Overdrive - Do you and your pokémon like the heat?

Hydro Vortex - Do you and your pokémon like the rain?

Bloom Doom - Have you grown a plant yourself before? DId it go well?

Gigavolt Havoc - Say about yourself or your pokémon that others usually find surprising!

Shattered Psyche - What is the worst take you've heard?

Subzero Slammer - Do you and your pokémon like the cold?

Devastating Drake - Are you empathetic?

Black Hole Eclipse - What is the weirdest rumour you've heard recently?

Twinkle Tackle - Did you have a favourite toy as a child, or do you have a favourite toy now?

Catastropika - Do you enjoy contests? If so, what is the most fun part?

Sinister Arrow Raid - Are you afraid of anything?

Malicious Moonsault - Do you think you're naturally malicious?

Oceanic Operetta - Do you like music? What is your favourite genre?

Guardian of Alola - Do you have anything you'd protect?

Soul-Stealing 7-Star Strike - Have you ever gotten into a physical fight?

Stoked Sparksurfer - Have you ever done or considered doing Mantine Surfing?

Pulverizing Pancake - What is your favourite and least favourite food? Why?

Extreme Evoboost - Can you adapt well in most situations?

Genesis Supernova - What legends do you believe in?

10,000,000 Volt Thunderbolt - Do you like things to be more flashy or less flashy?

Clangorous Soulblaze - Do you like loud music, or do you prefer it to be calm?

Splintered Stormshards - Have you ever broken something intentionally?

Searing Sunraze Smash - Do you and your pokémon like the day?

Menacing Moonraze Maelstrom - Do you and your pokémon like the night?

Light That Burns the Sky - What legends do you like the most? Which ones the least?

Let's Snuggle Forever - Share a positive experience you've had recently!

[shaxinunova]

wtf are alolans on

anyway ask away lol

[shaxinunova]

ouuuughhouuugh

just got through with a BRUTAL crunch for a draft of my film. Finally back and sweeping out the porn bots. Feel free to ask away!

[astroaurastuff]

*bonk* *bonk* *bonk* *bonk* *bonk* *bonk* *bonk* *bonk* *bonk* *bonk* *bonk* *bonk* *bonk* *bonk* *bonk* *bonk* *bonk* *bonk*

[shaxinunova]

17 for the ask game

17. Do you prefer Pokémon Centers to heal up your team, or just a good night’s rest?

We haven't battled much, but when we do, Pokemon Centers, 100%. I love a good night's rest, but I don't want Annie to have any lasting issues.

[croagunkguy]

why do you type like sweet bro and hella jeff

What the fuck who are those ppl

[espurr-supremacy]

these people

[croagunkguy]

LMAO WHY THE FUCK DO THYE LOOK LIKE THAT>

Low key they do klinna look like me tho ngl

[shaxinunova]

yeah that tracks

[shaxinunova]

4 and 14

4. Are there any pokémon that live in your area that scare you / squick you out?

Frillish and Jellicent. I do not like them. I just..I don't. They're like evil trash bags with eyes.

14. Your favorite music vs. your partner pokémon’s favorite music?

Oh it is future funk and vaporwave for us both all the time. Annie just seems to ascend when the vibes hit.

[shaxinunova]

1 and even 2 if ur fealing saucy, homei

1. What type(s) do you think you would be as a pokémon?

I took a test, it said Dark type. Tbh, I'm not sure.

2. Do you tend to keep your pokémon in- or out-of-ball? Are there any exceptions to this?

Out of ball. Annie and I like to spend a lot of time together, and she's very well behaved. I love her <3

[croagunkguy]

What’s your favorite bonding activity to take part in with your pokémon? How did you meet/obtain your partner pokémon?

19. What’s your favorite bonding activity to take part in with your pokémon?

Man lwokey we are not super active people. Me n' the little man like to vibe in Various Locations and Eat Delectable Snackage. Like I said in that last psot, by a body of woter is best so u can soak or do laps for somma that exercise shizz if u really gotta, but just vibing together rocks. I like to graden n grow epic berries, but the Gunk Master Supreme doesn't really dig it. He is the main Berry Eater of the household tho. We all got our individual skills baby.

20. How did you meet/obtain your partner pokémon?

The way we met is like, lowkey a dark story ngl, so a lil warning ahead of time fer the more sensative bloggers out there, u can skip this paragraph if u need to bb no shame<3 . I was not always the chill guy I am today, hmoie. I had some major league issues growin' up, and to make a long, sad story as short as possible, I kinna went into this swamp in Sinnoh to take a Fat Dirt Nap if you catch my drift. Gunkie saw me floatin' face down in the water and had to put an end to that shiz. Gave me a whole new lease on life ngl. The Gunk Boi really taught me a lot about like, how to chill out and not be such a dick head all the time. We became super besties after that, an' now I am the Vibingest Guy.

I kinna try to spread that love that the Gunkster showed me, ya know? Hell I'd be smackin' ass in the afterlive with Arceus or some shit if it was not for him. U gotta pay that forward wherever u can, man. So now I take care of the world, take care of ppl who r down on their luck. Just Giving a Fuck about others can really change the game for someone, you feel me?? Get ON that shit fr.

[shaxinunova]

Keppy, Keppy I--

oh my arc

you...we gotta talk about this when you get back.

I need to give you a hug.

[eeveekeeping]

more pokéblr asks

What type(s) do you think you would be as a pokémon?

Do you tend to keep your pokémon in- or out-of-ball? Are there any exceptions to this?

What type do you have the most of? Least of?

Are there any pokémon that live in your area that scare you / squick you out?

Are there any pokémon that live in your area that you see around all the time?

Are there any pokémon that, upon first learning of them, you almost didn’t believe were real creatures?

Have you ever seen a shiny pokémon in person?

Have you ever encountered an extremely rare mon?

Have you ever hatched an egg yourself?

First pokémon you ever evolved yourself?

Your favorite season vs. your partner pokémon’s favorite season?

Your favorite weather vs. your partner pokémon’s favorite weather?

Your favorite music vs. your partner pokémon’s favorite music?

Can you bring your partner pokémon to places like museums, aquariums, etc? Do you/have you?

Do you catch a lot of pokémon, battle them, or just leave them be?

Do you use Potions and other manmade medicines for your pokémon, or do you prefer herbal/natural healing items?

Do you prefer Pokémon Centers to heal up your team, or just a good night’s rest?

Do you prefer to let your pokémon learn moves naturally, or do you supplement their learning with TMs?

What’s your favorite bonding activity to take part in with your pokémon?

How did you meet/obtain your partner pokémon?

[croagunkguy]

Ok I am noo longer in jail

Nplonger in jail and Hoenn is not frozen aanymore. I guess biting that guy fucking worked because shit is now melting back to a normal temeperature. The day is saved once-a-fucking-gain by Team Magma. I think I'll stick around here fer a few days. I love hoenn. Missed my home island. Also gonna make sure none of those Team Winter fuckers are still up to any sus shit. NObody fucks with my home island and gets away with it.

Also that pizza guy with the cute grovyle, hmu if u wanna like get lunch together or sm now that the weather is not ass, u seem like ur poggers ngl

[shaxinunova]

I'm leaving you here, lol, I have to get back to class

[croagunkguy]

Allie I need you to come to fucking Hoenn

Allie I need you rn they are fucking arresting me for biting a Shitty fucking Team Winter grunt ALLIE THEY'RE GONNA TAKE MY FONE ALLIE THEY RAE FUCKGINA REESTIING ME

[shaxinunova]

well fuck.

[thehouseofmaus]

So like on a csale from one to ten how siingle would you say you are, and unrelatedly ,a dn also hypothetically, how gay?

-not Keppy

10 bro, my friends call me mickey the bitchless 😔

and idk, i prefer girls but i do swing both ways, so like a 4 maybe?

who's askin 👀

[croagunkguy]

How would you feel about having a son who is Croagunk. Asking hypothetically and not realated to the asker or anything.

[shaxinunova]

Gonna go ahead and be honest.

[soothebellss]

while we’re on the subject, did you know that you can sign up to adopt service pokemon washouts from your local training program? I’m talking about the guys who flunked the program and need homes now :]

if you’re up for having a sylveon that will turn the lights on and off in your house in the middle of the night or a gengar that will take off your socks at random (and then put them in the fridge) then boy have we got the pokemon for you!

[soothebellss]

yeeeahhh, rotom are a ‘mon we commonly train because they’re (theoretically) helpful for household chores, and you have no idea how many of them wash out because they decide to chuck ice at us in refrigerator form or become an actual neighborhood terror as a lawnmower