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@leaderlynx-official
Previously Unova's Leader #7 now just a Poison Specialist. I am a veteran trainer and i've made this account to share advice on Pokemon handling, dangerous behaviors, and how to see beauty that.
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havent finished literally anything cus all my non image files in my art folder were cooked. so idk what to do anymore
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On Whirlipede
so ive seen a lot of trainers doing stuff like this. here i go, dipping my toes into the water
first off: whirlipede are NOT suited to be pets- much less to be a first pokemon. this goes for venipede too. they are incredibly poisonous and must always be handled with extreme care and caution. they are also very fragile. look at it funny and itāll roll away, probably into your plants. the only reason i own a whirlipede is because my mom and dad are breeders that specialize in venipede. my little whirli was given to me whenever i was young. probably because i kept asking for a rockruff or something LMAOOOOO
second: whirlipede need lots of exercise. for those that donāt like battling, i would recommend getting a treadmill or having lots of toys in a backyard. also, something else i donāt see often, most whirlipede get their moisture from bathing. itās mouth is covered by highly poisonous spikes, so i would reccomend staying away from it while it feeds. itās also very fast, moving up to sixty miles per hour. while bathing, playing, or anything where you could get too close to it, make sure to wear thick gloves.
third: many young children are scared of bug types. whirlipede is no exception, especially since it is poisonous. if you ever plan to start a family or have a family, make sure your family members are well educated on itās behaviors and how to treat it.
this goes for poison types in general, i think. just make sure you know what youāre doing
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owning an umbreon is like owning an eevee who is extremely talented at hide and seek
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PSA from the Alolan rangers
This year, due to unusual cosmic activity, worm holes are going to be frequent, and this corresponds to a predicted rise in ultra beast sightings. The rangers have released information on how to keep yourself safe during the next 8 months until the wormholes die down:
Travel in groups and keep alert. We recommend keeping your pokemon out of their balls if feasible.
Familiarize yourself with the cries of ultrabeasts. [A link to a government website is attached with a soundbank of recorded ultrabeast noises]
If you are deaf or HOH, all service pokemon trained in Alola recently are trained to recognize these sounds, but if you have an older service pokemon or are from out of the region, the Deaf Society of Alola will be happy to loan you a trained pokemon for the duration.
Download the ranger alert app for your rotom dex or rotom phone in case of an encounter or sighting. Remember, it is a $5000 fine for making a false report.
Avoid unnecessary travel during this event. If you are someone who works with wormholes or has travelled through or been very close to one, we recommend leaving the region for the duration if you can or increasing security if this is not an option, due to the likelihood of ultrabeasts approaching you.
Ultrabeasts are frequently startled and confused by their sudden arrival here, and are much more likely to be aggressive or reactive. Do not engage ANY ultrabeast. Avoid eye contact and remain still.
Avoid picking up litter with your bare hands, particularly paper litter that seems folded.
Keep an eye on the skies.
If you find dead wild pokemon that have been drained of fluids, vacate the area immediately.
If you feel dizzy, confused or sleepy, leave the area. Pheremosa may be present. Wear a good quality n-95 mask to provide decent protection.
Avoid power plants if you aren't an employee there. If you are an employee, pay close attention to safety briefings and wear all provided PPE. If your employer is not providing PPE, anonymous reports can be made to the authorities here [A link is provided]
Avoid large forested areas and remain alert for a long, low rumbling noise. Stay away from unexplained wild fires.
Obey all evacuation alerts sent out, and keep a survival kit packed with clean clothes, important documents other necessities. A comprehensive list of essential items can be found at the Alolan governments website.
Avoid coming unto contact with naganadel toxin. This toxin is purple and slightly bioluminescent, with a sharp, bitter smell. It's powerfully adhesive and can quickly cause breathing difficulties. If accidental contact occurs, vinegar has been shown to begin breaking it down. Apply white vinegar to the area and contact emergency services.
Make note of stone walls in your area, and report if new ones appear with no signs of construction workers.
Stay safe and don't be a hero.
Today on Ellisaās PokĆ©mon mythconceptions, Iād like to talk about some spooky looking PokĆ©mon that often get over looked as battle partners and personal companions.
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I need to start unfollowing all these criminals and evil teams yall are IDIOTS!
Except us. We're the ones who get it ^_^
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Yo that guy doesn't have running shoes let's fucking kill him
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Guyssss Giovanni in that new released court footage... someone help me... š§ššš
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WINKING AT THE FUCKING JURY????? SIR
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I KNOW he's saving a luxury ball just for me
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None of these words are in the pokedex :(
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Hi guys I'm Timmy this is my intro post! I'm 10 and love video games. Team Plasma took me in when I was 6 and I haven't seen my family in years but I'm NOT brainwashed!!! I'm not!!!!! My Pokemon are my lvl 11 Tepig and my lvl 30 Rotom assigned to me that keeps a lookout on me :)
#intro post #team plasma #sonic the sandshrew
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Guys can we stop like having evil team leaders try to employ actual literal children. Like how are these kids on Rotomblr in the first place??
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Okay I'm sick of seeing this post on my dash. The trainer's journey starts at 10 obviously these people can make their own decisions ššš you are the same people going on about Team Rocket letting teenagers become murderers its NOT A BIG DEALLL. Evil teams these days are so straight laced it's insane.
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All of you are wrong I joined an evil team on Club Penguin when I was 9 and I swear whatever kid was running that was a bigger menace than Ghetsis. Leave them alone n they'll accomplish more than Giovanni did
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Friendly reminder since this is making rounds again that the first two ppl here ended up being Faba sock puppet accounts. Because it's always Faba. It's always fucking Faba.
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#top reward posts #evaluated posts #trainers journey discourse #no arguments in the notes please arc I already had to deal with that on the last aq*a m*gma post for weeks
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@meltanfan395 sorry for cancelling new years plans on you. is this fair payment?
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