Just A Garden

Glitter and glitz and little bit of shit I BITE! She/Her 26

[shay-the-garden]

This world belongs to me. Because the likes of you never knew what to do with it.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

dreamed i was babysitting a toddler and they transformed into a tiny centipede and i was frantically searching the house terrified of stepping on the toddler centipede what does this MEAN

[taylornation]

anyone know what month it is? 🧂💨🚪

📸: Beth Garrabrant

[3rabbit]

i think i should get to kill one man a month. 20 if i was nice.

[segamascott]

oh no weed for me thanks i just like hearing you cough

[shay-the-garden]

Oh okay that’s weird. That’s… that’s an accident. It was an accident and you’ll notice eventually. Right? Yeah. This is such a small fucking thing that means nothing. It’s absolutely nothing.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

they're called "bootlickers" because when there's a boot stomping on their neck they lean forward to kiss it

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

as soon as i clicked post i realized damn that's such an evocatively erotic description, i should be using this sort of language about noble kinksters, not wasting it on class traitors

[galaxylemonroll]

How could you leave this in the tags!!!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that's the beta testing stage

[shay-the-garden]

Hot tub pontoon boat and Frozen: The Strip show💖

[shay-the-garden]

Just about died cause the power went out while I was in the shower✨ now im using my phone flashlight but plugged into my laptop like it’s a battery pack 💖 hair ain’t matching the fit today 🫠

[shay-the-garden]

Weighing whether I want to see him again to get my Tupperware back or do I just let him keep it so I don’t have to see him again 🧐🤨🙂‍↕️

[shay-the-garden]

“I felt wise and cynical as all hell.”

-Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar

[shay-the-garden]

[thoughtkick]

“My alone feels so good. I’ll only have you if you’re sweeter than my solitude.”

— Warsan Shire

[dogpuppy]

[shay-the-garden]

Waiting for this so called SSRI to fuck with my O game and we still hitting banger after banger??

[shay-the-garden]

Become friends with your lesbian neighbours and start baking each other things is a cannon event right? Right? That’s just everyone’s life and not like a sitcom moment happening to me specifically.

[blingedoubimbi]