Shaylonda♥

Heyo, welcome to my page! My kik is Shaylondaa, and my snapchat is shshtittles. Hmu!

[wiccankonan]

Is that a shiruken in your bra or are you just excited to see me

[ear]

@ girls with girlfriends … how did u do that …

[littlesoy-deactivated20190519]

Talk to a girl

[aquilarios-deactivated20180610]

Impossible. Have a terrible day.

[thatisrad]

You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum. 

[girlsfrommars]

Im sorry he wrote a fucking what

[kirrys]

[ashestoashesjc]

me, a sensible boy, feeling a tickle: just your leg hair, calm down

caveman brain: it is so many spiders

[captaincroptop]

“Gimmie that thing. I’ll show ya’ how to do it.” - My dad after seeing me taking selfies w/ my Rose Quartz wig 

[lemonn-demonn-deactivated201811]

who is she

[g0at-eye]

[captaincroptop]

Aw it has returned 

Welcome back to my blog, father

[four-female]

ghostbusters?

[the-feminists-are]

taking over! i’m

[an-adult]

virgin!

[fullmetalfisting]

Posts like this make me realize that I never read anyone’s fucking url

[stickynutjuice]

[thenerdsaurus]

The Shape of Water (2017) directed by Guillermo del Toro

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

TOO FUCKING REAL

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

cons of tapeworm

-regular parasite stuff. I don’t want to bore you

pros of tapeworm

-friend inside

-never lonely

[giggle]

me: i wish someone liked me

someone: [likes me]

me: i must fake my death and lie low for ten years

[imn0tperf3cttt]

[volcainist]

girl: come over

me: i cant

girl: i understand

me: i love you

[1980vibes]

REBLOG if you are -gay -wanna kill yourself - love animals - falling for someone that you don’t have a chance with - hungry

no one will ever know which one

[bastionwithcrayons]

you cant watch this and not think of sevzen

well i cant anyways. also shoutout to that rly fuckin good catfish au by @trichosirius