Shazam ⚡️

she/her, 22

[neenarchive]

i hate you e-tickets. give me a little keepsake or die

[stuckinapril]

my problem is i am a girl who likes the idea of doing so many things but in reality only has the energy to daydream about doing those things rather than actually doing them

[catchymemes]

[buffleheadcabin]

[Frog Friday!]

[thedankmemes]

[brightwanderer]

Extremely Important Update: in April 2023 the World Bird Sanctuary had an orphaned eagle chick in need of care, so they decided to see if Murphy could live up to his parental ambitions.

He successfully raised the chick, which is now thriving with the other juvenile eaglets!

Congrats Murphy, you made it happen through sheer determination.

(Pictures are from the Facebook page of the World Bird Sanctuary; I can’t link them directly because I don’t have a FB account and the site is a nightmare to interact with if you’re not logged in, constantly resetting and kicking you to registration pages.)

[ximen]

Update: Murphy’s foster chick has now been released back in the wild!

[silver-tongues-blog]

[zaraki-fempachi-deactivated2024]

Most internet discussions regarding mental health give off this:

[tsurangaconundrum]

mom voice thats cause youre always on that damn toilet

[muppet-facts]

trick or treat!

Treat! 2019 Sesame Street pride illustration!

[doubletrucks]

i love to use my pedestrian right of way... youre not going lol

[badley]

themes commonly found in international friendships

- ‘u dont have (insert food/music/restaurant here) over there??’ - ‘wait what time is it. shouldnt u be asleep’ - alternatively: timezoned/clockblocked again - ‘do u need a hug. have a virtual hug’ - weird slang terms - ‘i will fight everyone thats mean to u. i will fight them rn’ - vague embarrassment regarding ur accent - ‘dont maKE ME COME OVER THERE’ - ‘oh yeah i have a friend who lives in (insert country here) and apparently’ - no real hugs :(( - suffering - fahrenheit vs celsius - the measuring of things in feet fucks one of u up, probably

[zipstick]

AND DONT FORGET

“i made food do you want some”

“yes”

[grillmasterxbbq]

waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed

[i-am-a-fish]

it's literally bedtime! it's time to rest! go to bed! I love you good night!! but like get a glass of water and leave it by your bedside first!!!!

on god!

sweet dreams!

[imaginarycircus]

Remember calming cat? Remember when tumblr was this color? If you don’t that’s fine. I just feel old and alone.

[should-be-sleeping]

You’re never alone. There is always calming cat.

[ashtonsunshine]

The 5SOS Show London x

[ashtonsunshine]

via Luke's instagram story. 9th October 2023

[rylandsgrace]

#Barbenheimer, movie of the summer

[horsegirlimogentemult]

i love not being a teenager but also sometimes people on the internet just say words and i have to look them up on urban dictionary like i’m 90

[aropride]

is the month you were born one of your favorite/least favorite months?

the month i was born is one of my favorite months

i'm fairly neutral about the month i was born

the month i was born is one of my least favorite months

Voting ended onAug 8, 2023