With the rise of the Farm Aesthetic âą , I want to make a few things clear because Iâm concerned folks are going to start irresponsibly bringing home livestock with no understanding of the reality of raising them. Especially chickens being that they are often easy to find and inexpensive if not outright free and there are no real land requirements.Â
Farm houses, coops, barns, animal pins- more often than not they arenât white. Country Living magazine, popular homestead vloggers and instagramers with their pristine coops with little curtains and perfectly placed plants arenât reality. Livestock animals are messy. Birds especially. They knock things over, they eat everything, they shit wherever they so please.Â
Yes, there are pretty moments when living on a farm, homestead, ranch, or whatever. But much of the time dust, mud, dirt, shit, sweat, slobber, and unidentifiable mush are the norm. Most farmers will not even entertain the idea of a white home, a white coop, or white anything. And more often than not, no matter how much cleaning you do, there is always more that is going to need to be done.Â
This line of work is hard, frustrating, exhausting, and constant. Donât get me wrong, itâs extremely rewarding too. But to put it plainly, many folks who entertain the notion of getting livestock animals and âtaking onâ this lifestyle could not deal with it. They put too much stock in material things, in their own comfort, in an aesthetic. If it wonât get them the social media likes they so desire, theyâll move onto the next thing that does. You donât have to search very hard to see it for yourself.Â
If youâre serious about taking on this lifestyle, start small. Real small. Make sure you can handle it. And keep in mind that like cats and dogs, live stock animals are 10-15 year commitment too. In fact, the average can be and often is anywhere from 20-40 years. Itâs also considerably more expensive. Their vet care is specific, their feed is specific, your water bill is going to rise. And you donât get a day off because of extreme weather either. Let me tell you, I donât look forward to being outside when itâs 110 because my duckling doesnât have a mother and thus itâs up to me to make sure he gets his swim time. It sucks when itâs 30 degrees and you have to go out and take measures to make sure their water doesnât freeze. Or trudging through the rain and mud to make sure all your baby animals are safe and not at risk of drowning. But I do it because I signed up for this, I do it because these are living, breathing creatures who deserve to be safe, happy, and healthy. I do it because I love them.
The farm aesthetic is lovely, one of my favorites, and while there is some teeny tiny truth in it, itâs not the grand reality. The reality is gross, yâall. You get used to being covered in mud and even shit, but itâs still disgusting. The flannels, the cowboy hats, the cute boots, and soft summer dresses, those are covered in muck and sweat too. You hair looks like shit, anyone whose serious doesnât usually wear makeup. Whether I leave my hair down or put it up, I am always finding hay, leaves, dirt, and even spiders in it. There have been many times Iâve had the unfortunate luck of washing shit from it because I have chickens who like to perch on my head or use it as a place to keep warm in the winter. And, once again, white anything is a no go. Itâs hard enough keeping brown, black, and red tones clean. White would be absolutely impossible. Real farm houses are not these pristine little cottages, real chicken coops are not freshly painted with zero shit stains. Barns smell. Animals smell. Even when everything is freshly cleaned. And until you shower, youâre going to smell like whatever youâve been interacting in.Â
I love this lifestyle, a lot more than when I lived in the city. I love animals more. I even love my friends. Thatâs why Iâm telling yâall that many of you are not cut out for this right now. Iâm not saying you could never do it. Heck, until I took up this lifestyle, you could have said the same of me. I think a lot of folks could benefit from this life, I think it brings a lot more general happiness. But let me tell you, until youâve accepted the reality instead of the aesthetic, you have no business bringing home chickens, ducks, and goats.Â