funny shit

[sovietnam]

[bimboid]

[sandmandaddy69]

[itsgiving]

[meanplastic]

[yorickish-deactivated20250521]

I can't tell if I'm going through olive oil way faster than I used to or if the days are just slipping away from me

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[spiribia]

i'm not going to lie. i would do this all the time

[hungwy]

you have to admit it: most if not all animals are very brave. they do a lot of things and dont always know whats going to happen. they have beautiful eternal souls because of this

[butchboromir]

i'm always operating under the belief that if i listen to enough music something will happen

[czesca]

all I'm saying is if I was someone's house cat I wouldn't be having these issues

[honeyhunnit-deactivated20190610]

[dogposts]

Fluffy kitten loves his even fluffier dog friend (via)

[clown-guitar]

feels so wrong that itll be 2025 soon. fake year. science fiction year

[leolaroot]

"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.

[ivanoyva]

What. What. What. What.

[leolaroot]

im gonna pop some.tag

[sovietnam]

[trans-kafka]

Happy pride month to these guys and no one else.

[johnbottoms]

its kind of beyond fucked up that u don't even have to be born in the 90s to be in ur 20s anymore. like they're letting just fucking anyone be 20 now. u were born in 2004? sure yeah u can be 20 this year yeah no whatever man it's cool . what the heeellllllll