woof and whatnot

this blog is basically a collection of things to show my partner and my friends to make them laugh idk why the rest of you are here

[hymnism]

[isabelopaque]

when the character is genuinely unsaveable and was doomed from the start

[crazysodomite]

[testdevice]

they call it his achilles heel because ack! It killies him

[pearwolf]

i want to do things because i like to do them

[pearwolf]

i want to have fun

[pearwolf]

[samfodo]

Help him up wtf!!!!!

[stupidestasshole]

i like you

can i have yoir shiniest coin

[pointnclick]

in the club being rejected by women and saying stuff like "so be it"

[blessphemy]

the thing about State Parks is they range from Pleasant Nothingburger #52 to The Tightest Shit You Ever Saw That Nobody's Heard Of

[nonlynear]

“the soft animal of your body”….? thats my hard as fuck werewolf body to you

[dogsuffrage]

Imagine you are a lynx and you eat a mouse that has mostly eaten raspberries its whole life. Christ! What decadence

[damazcuz]

Ugh who closed last night, twisted amalgamations of flesh and fur are everywhere 😑 🧹

[blog-by-a-dog]

@the-crawling-sludge

[dogpuppy]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

coworkers recognize me as the smart one and ask me things #wahoo

[lamine-19]

scientific fact

[wheredoisign]

[joleneghoul]

Me when the characters in a story start arguing and letting their nasty sides out and i get to see if their relationship can stand it, grow, or if ultimately they break apart. Or maybe even a secret third worse thing.