my one brain cell is heart shaped

[sweet-shut-eye]

Never been about me

[rosedubh]

“I asked chat gpt—” yeah well I asked the mucklewains and they gave a sermon about not worshipping false idols

[potato-lord-but-not]

THE MIDNIGHT BURGER POST EVERYONE YAY YIPPEE

[ariartcor]

Thought I would share my midnight burger designs that I made! I’m really proud of these :)

+ some sketches and stuff under the cut !

[awnrii]

what a day, huh?

hi. redraw of this. alt vers below!

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and squares specially edited for my playlist cover I won’t even lie. I redrew it so I could update my bertleif spotify playlist. I do not play about them

[penrenutet]

Yeah, yeah 😔 gentleman 🤡 though it, uh 😳 though, if you're picking up on 🏳️‍🌈 any 💖💜💙 it does-- whwswhudfj 💖💛💙 it HAPPENS to be a gentleman 🤢🤮 ha ha 😅🤪 i wish it i WISH it had been a woman 😤💪🏼 dang it! DANGIT!! 🤦🏽‍♀️😭 i mean, STATISTICALLY, right‼️i mean, there's dicks FLYIN 🍆💨 ZOOM! FWOW!! 💥🤯 its hard honestly butthatsthethingishonestly 🙈 i feel like when i see a woman that i'm into 😍🙀 i'm like GOD like the STAKES couldn't be higher 😬😖 what if i disappoint this woman 😫💔 see a man and you're like I DON'T EVEN GIVE A SHIT 🙅🏽‍♀️✋🏽 and they're like MaRrY mE 🙄💍😮‍💨

[ooppo]

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

[perfectday1972]

"came back wrong" but it's from work

[evilvillain123456789]

I CLAIM THE ABUNDANCE THAT IS COMING TO ME NOW 🌈🙏💖✨ *falls asleep and dreams of a skeletal figure atop a black horse carrying iron scales*

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[firebuggg]

nothing will save you like a moment of shared amusement with strangers on public transport

[aidashakur]

i think it's beautiful how life gives you infinite chances to experience better. just when you think you'll never find better, you walk right into better and your heart softens again.

[paperandpencilsandskips]

Dead wife but it's a flashback to an amazing sandwich you had 3 years ago

[perplexingly]

Don't be shackled by the idea that going out can only be done with a group of friends, learn to feel comfortable going alone [remembers that encouraging consumerism isn't progressive] into the deep dark woods

[latelylately]

"praise then darkness"

[wingful]

a mary oliver quote that peeled me like a fruit

[lockssteps]

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything