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I think she has eight gold medals now? Yeah.
I’ve literally been laughing at this for the past five minutes
The best part is that this was done deliberately by the dean as a joke. Gotta love it when academics can poke fun at themselves.
kurt vonnegut, being good at things is not the point of doing them.
1. Garland Ironmonger is the best name I’ve ever seen.
2. I looked Mr. Ironmonger up and it turns out he grew up to be an honest to god fighter pilot.
3. COLONEL Ironmonger flew F-86 Sabres.
4. Garland Ironmonger: Sabrejet Pilot sounds like something straight out of a bad 70s sci-fi novel that I would totally read.
(source: The Newport News Daily Press, December 15, 1936.)
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JURY. NULLIFICATION.
Somehow this video captures the scale of whales better than any other video or photo I have ever seen.
That is a humpback. If you think they are huge, I have some news for you…
Me watching this video
Fun fact: the blue whale is the biggest animal to ever live on earth. And they’re alive today.
The biggest isn’t some dinosaur or weird devonian fish, nope. It’s the blue whale, and you share a planet with them. How lucky is that?
No one should try to adapt Pride and Prejudice to the modern day because everything about its premise is a horror show that could never take place in a society where anyone is regular for even two seconds about anything.
The final unavoidable demonstration that Darcy loves Elizabeth is that he bribes a predator to marry her sixteen-year-old sister, thereby rescuing said sister from ruin. This is the objectively correct move in the circumstances and is a grand act of generosity and gallantry because their society is so fucked up that every other option for Lydia’s future was worse at that point, because Lydia (sixteen!) had sex and got caught.
Now you can try to adapt that into some completely different plotline that isn’t abjectly horrifying but like. Why? What’s the point? The book is a historical artifact. It’s time-bound. You can write a Different Story Altogether but you’ll lose all the fucked-up, halfway-subversive, internally contradictory, grimly compelling things Austen has to say about gender and class in a very specific moment in time.
Please note however that this post is about Pride and Prejudice specifically and is not a larger statement about Austen and I am still waiting for someone to realize that Persuasion is designed for a contemporary lesbian remake.
The tragedy of Lydia—that a teenage girl cannot have fun, cannot in fact fuck around and find out without devastating and permanent consequences—that everyone knows Lydia’s flirtation and mild social recklessness are a material danger from the start of the book and everyone is afraid for her, and that fear comes to pass and there is no saving her, only mitigating the damage—is the emotional backdrop for Elizabeth and Jane’s happy ending. Lydia is what happens when a woman is a woman incorrectly. Jane is what happens when a woman is perfect; Elizabeth is what happens when a woman is subversive in very specific ways, ways that Austen identified with and wanted to celebrate and defend. In its treatment of Elizabeth the story is markedly feminist for its time. In its treatment of Lydia it is devastatingly misogynist; but even in all the slut-shaming and victim-blaming and the contempt with which the story treats Lydia there is a loving lament, a cry against the tragedy of a teenager whose worst sin was doing what teenagers do being taken advantage of and brutally punished for it. Cut out Lydia and you cut out everything. Adapt Lydia, and you have to choose to either slut-shame a contemporary character (in which case you are writing a bad story) or absolve her—take the blame off her back for whatever contemporary crisis you land her in for Darcy to save her from—and then again you miss the point. It’s not enough for Elizabeth’s kid sister to land in hot water and get fished out. She has to fall into a trap laid for her from birth. Her crisis has to be one designed especially for her, one she could never really have hoped to escape without sacrificing everything that makes her herself, one that everyone around her and even the story interprets as an irredeemable condemnation of what makes her herself, and the rescue, when it comes, has to be no true rescue at all.
And these things are essential to the romance, not just to Austen’s message about what it is to be a woman (although Austen’s messages about women are frankly much more interesting than the romances anyway) because Darcy’s rescue of Lydia is a necessary demonstration of his love for Elizabeth and his integrity of character precisely because he has himself slut-shamed Lydia, to Elizabeth’s face. “Saving” Lydia (from a total and irreversible fall from society, and her family from a damaging social disgrace) redeems his behavior during his first failed proposal, where he threw Lydia’s “impropriety” in Elizabeth’s face. He used the thing that scares Elizabeth and Jane the most in the world (because they have elder sister syndrome) as a justification for having broken Jane’s heart (read: destroying Jane’s financial future and the family’s economic salvation.)
In his first proposal Darcy unintentionally positions himself as Elizabeth’s enemy. By insulting her family, bringing up her class status, and blaming Lydia/Kitty/Mrs Bennett for his decision to wreck Jane’s life, he affiliates himself with every danger Elizabeth has been taught to fear and defend against. His rescue of Lydia rolls that back. Darcy pivots from the position of “Lydia’s behavior means your family of women should sink like a stone once your father dies” to “I am going to rescue your family from the consequences of Lydia’s behavior.” It’s that transition that finally makes him a truly viable romantic prospect. He demonstrates that he will leverage his wealth and maleness to help protect Elizabeth and her sisters from the brutal way their world treats women. That is when she understands that her only hope of long-term happiness is marrying him.
It’s a story about a world in which everyone is untenable and the circumstances are apalling and everyone just acts like that’s normal because it’s their life. Take that away and you take the whole story away.
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The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.
many of you weren't on the internet in the days before voice chat, before youtube, and don't know what it was like to hear someone roll the dice on pronouncing 'meme' out loud in real life. I heard mem. I heard mee-mee. I heard maim. I heard may-may. you weren't there you don't understand.
Me: *scrolls past this post*
Me: Oh my god it's a FORK lift.
Me: *begrudgingly scrolls back up to reblog*
every day i wake up and i have to come up with foods to eat
Apparently the dude who runs the crematorium is just fundamentally confused about how advertising works. He actually thought that the way you made an ad was you found a picture that got people’s attention … and then also included information about your company. He was genuinely surprised and baffled when people thought there was any relationship between the (independently nonsensical) captioned image and his cremation business. There were two more ads in the series that are equally, just… so much…
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this is somehow incredibly effective tbh
Petition for all advertisements to be shitposts from now on
“I was just trying to get people to stop for a second and see the picture, and then my company’s name. That was it,” Oliver King tells the Riverfront Times. “The two are not supposed to be related, except that’s my daughter and my company.”
For some inexplicable reason, not everyone understood that distinction. “I got people calling and complaining, like, ‘Are you going to kill her? Is she going to kill someone?’ ” says King. “I couldn’t believe that went somewhere in their minds that they thought that was what I was trying to say.”
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on the one hand, i guess ads for cremation services must be a tricky thing to keep on theme without being too depressing/morbid/etc, so I can see how “just grab their attention with anything, doesn’t have to be related” would be an appealing advertising strategy.
on the other, i am fascinated by how someone who runs a crematorium “couldn’t believe” that people would associate their business with, uh, death.
the “tumblr ad” school of advertisement
Genius marketing tbh
there needs to be a law that says job rejections have to be sent by a person.
they can still copy and paste a template, but the email has to be from someone in the company's HR department so i know a human being was involved in the process at some point.
i'm so tired of submitting job apps, hearing absolutely nothing from anyone about anything, and then getting an email two months later from noreply @ lolyourefucked.com saying lol and letting me know i am, in fact, fucked.com.
fucked.com has porn on it.