Oh baby baby baby

an Obey Me Fan acocunt

[still-a-morosexual-help]

So I'm unlocking all of S2's locked normal lessons and I just remembered how much of this season is about Lucifer and Diavolo's marital issues.

Like Lucifer constantly stopping MC and asking for their advice

Like Lucifer being upset cause Diavolo is lying to him and keeping secrets which he has NEVER done before

Like Lucifer being on the Ferris wheel alone with MC and the only thing he wants to talk about is Diavolo

I just read 34-B and holy shit???

•Lucifer accepts an invitation to tea and Barbatos says he's happy that given their current tension Lucifer still agreed to tea cause it really cheered up Diavolo

•Diavolo says no matter what issues he's facing (aka MC's uncontrollable power threatening to destroy all 3 worlds) having tea with Lucifer will always take precedence and I - S I R!!!???

•"Such flattery..." says Lucifer with a smile and a shake of his head and this is flirting right!?

•Diavolo says that Lucifer must feel the same way considering he came over for tea despite the issue he's facing (aka Levi's game doing a Groundhog Day)

•Diavolo brought out the fine china for Lucifer along with the best tea and cakes

•Lucifer says that he's able to forget his problems when he's sitting there with Diavolo and S I R !?!?!?!?!?

•AND! AND!!? DIAVOLO SAYS THAT IF HE GETS TO SIT AND ENJOY THIS MOMENT WITH LUCIFER HE WOULDN'T MIND REPEATING THIS DAY FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY AND WHAT IS THIS ABSOLUTE ROMANTIC BULLSHIT I'M GOING TO THROW UP

•Barbatos says repeating this day for the rest of eternity also means Diavolo will have to keep repeating his stack of paperwork, which upsets Diavolo and makes Lucifer laugh which then shocks Diavolo and makes him blush and WHY IS S3 TRYING TO CONVINCE ME DIAVOLO'S INTO MC!?

•^This is what happens: Lucifer laughs and Diavolo's shocked and mentions it, Lucifer tells it was perhaps all in Diavolo's imagination, Diavolo blushes and frowns and insists that Lucifer laughed, Lucifer laughs even louder and tells Diavolo to focus on his tea before it goes cold and there's no way you can convince me they aren't flirting okay

[blamebonk]

can you please draw my little grump satan playing video games with levi (no pressure obvi) 🥹✌️

BANNED from playing video games in the HOL living room

[fishheadakira]

[noroi-om]

I feel like lore is really getting to us after all these years.

We always knew that "brothers fell", but how it really looked like? Did they just fell from heaven and hit the ground in Devildom?

Now we can see that their transformation was more complex, and they "went down", the staircase where you can go either up or down - The heaven or to hell. With corridor right between these two worlds.

[still-a-morosexual-help]

"mediated and deescalated the situation" implies that MC was about to throw hands before belphie stepped in

[zephyrchama]

Leviathan froze.

Why were you crying? Why did he have to find you crying? Somebody else would be infinitely better suited to comfort you, though that obvious fact made his stomach churn with envy.

Were you going to stop crying? How could he get you to stop crying? Why'd it have to be him, of all demons, to find you? He'd be better off not knowing this ever happened, oblivious to the fact that you were ever upset to begin with.

Leviathan tried to smile warmly at you as he approached. It looked like a twisted grimace. Too much teeth, not enough genuine emotion. He was clearly out of his element.

"What's... up?" he asked, his voice an octave too high. He realized immediately it was a stupid way to phrase things.

"Levi..." Your voice quivered. It was also higher than usual, and quieter, and sounded like you swallowed a mouthful of rocks.

He was much faster to bridge the gap between you after hearing that. He didn't know why. Leviathan didn't like hearing your voice that way. Couldn't you speak normally?

He extended a hand, the only thing he was able to offer in the moment. You took it and more, stumbling into him and burying a tear-streaked face in his jacket.

"Woah, woah! Okay! You...! Ghh!"

Your hands trembled and your shoulders shook. It was really awkward. Leviathan's fake smile fell away, he was lost and concerned and confused. There was no manual on what to do with a sad human. Demons were usually the ones causing the tears in the first place. There was no good reason to know how to cure them until now.

What would they do in those human anime? Leviathan put a soft hand on your back, slowly, like you would fall apart if he did something wrong.

"Hey, uh, I'm here for you. Okay? Don't cry... Or, maybe do? Let it all out."

You started crying harder. Oh no. Oh damn. That was bad, right? It had to be. He messed up. At this rate, Leviathan was going to stress out and start tearing up himself. He needed a new plan.

He decided you were gonna cry it all out. Leviathan grabbed you by the waist and pulled you into his shoulder. That'd totally make you cry, right? And then the tears would all come out, and then you'd stop crying, and he could go back to playing Mononoke Land without listening to those awful, terribly sad sounds you were making.

Drops of your tears rolled down Leviathan's shirt. He didn't immediately notice the snot mixed in with it, he was too focused on the irregularity of your breath against his shirt and the way you clung to his jacket, fingers intertwined in the hem. Good thing you couldn't see his face. It was as red as yours.

He gave your back another two pats. It just felt like the right thing to do at that moment. Your body shuddered with another large sob and you nuzzled your face against him. Damn. Leviathan thought he really sucked at this.

[strawberrycartt]

Husband! Mammon 💍

[cursed-sheep]

— That piece will never fit, no matter how much you try to make it work.

[glamrrchica]

[cryptidowl]

Typical mornings in Coctyus Hall

[cryptidowl]

redraws are for making characters 10x hotter

og under the cut

from September 2021, I had to rip this from my insta. i deleted procreate since i moved to csp

[chanelbrunettte]

[viernian]

🏖☀️🌧

[thisisrats]

Fem Satan sketches

My turquoise tights queen

[thisisrats]

Fem Asmo design finally

I draw her so rarely but think about her identity issues so often

One more outfit that I could finish if I weren't a coward

[zombieforcefield]

Two live reactions

[still-a-morosexual-help]

Ever think about how technically the younger brothers are more scared of Mammon than Lucifer?

I swear this is canon, listen

Lucifer's sadistic. He's easily angered, and he always retaliates. And he makes sure his retaliation always takes the form of cruel and unusual punishments. His brothers are scared of the consequences but they're never scared enough to actually stop

Mammon, on the other hand, is a pushover. He doesn't hold grudges, and his bark is so much worse than his bite. He instantly folds if someone aplogises after wronging him, and usually, he'll even apologise back despite not really doing anything wrong. Mammon's usually also part of whatever shenanigans the others are doing

And in spite of all that, the younger brothers all keep pushing and testing Lucifer. They're constantly doing things that they know will piss Lucifer off, and no matter what he does and no matter how much the younger brothers don't want to face the consequences that's never going to stop any of them from continuing whatever they are doing

But with Mammon, in the handful of times we've seen his younger brothers genuinely anger him, they stop or retreat instantly. Hell, there's even a moment in Nightbringer where Belphie is willing to keep pushing against Lucifer but instantly backs down when Mammon gets in-between them and tells him to stop

And y'know what? It's the Strict Teacher vs Fun Teacher thing. The Strict Teacher is always going to be like that, you know exactly what to expect when you piss off the Strict Teacher. Meanwhile, when you finally manage to piss off the Fun Teacher you know you've Fucked Up™