yeah

20 yo who is unsure of everything

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

Doctor: Her birthweight is healthy, no signs of jaundice, and she got an excellent score on her Apgar test!

Father: Ugh great, another Mary Sue :/

[turing-tested]

my favorite thing is when you pick up an animal and you look them in the eyes and you can tell nothings going on behind them. you look at them and theres just elevator music. stupid animals really are like the fucking best, the lights are on but no one is home

[griffinmcelroyspisskink-remade]

that also happens when u pick me up and look into my eyes

[michellepsychologist]

Keanu Reeves appreciation post ♥️

[dancing-coyote]

I love this man. He’s a wonderful example of a decent, moral wealthy person.

[ironbite4]

…….WHY DOES HE DO THIS!?  MY GOD THIS MAN IS JUST FUCKING PERFECT!

[lkeke35]

I remember in one interview he said he had more money than he could ever spend in a single lifetime, so he just gives the money away. Outside of random strangers, he also gives most of it to various charities, and only grants himself a small stipend to live on, pay rent, buy food, etc.

[crystallinemuun]

Socialist king

[cracked]

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

[stereocyon]

anyone wanna go for a hike

[lachances-deactivated20241202]

Me and the girls taking the trek from poo poo point to pee pee creek

[charpng]

(avengers endgame spoilers)

somewhere, in an alternate timeline.. 💫

[marvel-owes-me-money]

a small collection of irondad and spiderson posts on robert downey jr.’s facebook

[elven-oracle]

why is RDJ…..in the fandom

[meta-xylene]

[valtsv]

oh theres a witch in these woods??? is she single???

[valtsv]

brb going to ask the forest witch out on a date

[valtsv]

my firstborn child has been stolen

[pink-goblin]

your wife taking care of your child is not “stealing”

[officialunitedstates]

this reminds me of the time in 2025 when someone pushed down the leaning tower of pisa and spacex donated $1.6 billion to fix it

[gonereducedtoatoms-deactivated2]

op are you a time traveler

[officialunitedstates]

ooops sorry ignore this post for a few years

[meatthawsmoth]

[hoziergoth]

[gondwana]

God I love Ohio this gas pump has a teeny tiny little screen on it and all it does is show teeny tiny little bible verses on it and boy they’re the ominous ones

[gondwana]

A gas station pump telling you you’re a tresspasser in gods territory is like. American Gothic Satire.

[vicyutopia-deactivated20181222]

[susiethemoderator]

[skarchomp]

one of the millions of things i liked about spider-verse was that not only did all the female characters look different from each other, they gave mary jane her classic dimples and square chin, which might not seem like a big deal but you’d be surprised how much tiny details like those can make women in comic books look distinct

[skarchomp]

also seriously it feels like some animated films are pushing it to have two female characters who look even slightly different so i appreciate that spider-verse made sure every woman in it looked distinct from each other

[caveangelascendant]

[toastbutteregg]

this post reminded me that women don’t dress for men and men don’t dress for women. thank you

[lazy-cat-corner]

Asgard, finally settling in Norway to repopulate:  So, what are the Nordic lands famous for since we were last here? Swordsmanship? Hunting parties? Bloodbaths?!?!

Millenial sipping iced coffee: Abba

Asgard: ???

Asgard, twenty minutes later bopping to Dancing Queen:

[demilypyro]

freud: wanting to fuck your mom is normal

freud’s mom: :/

[hellsite-yano]

freud: wanting to kill your dad is normal

freud’s dad:

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

I’m at the combination psychiatrist/taco bell

[thetyrannosaur]

call that a [joke pending]

[thetyrannosaur]

call that a shrinkwrap supreme