[satyriconmp3]

[theocseason4]

i love this girl on tiktok who was like ‘no matter how times someone explains it to me i will never understand why we cant just print more money’

[iseeme]

[lavendersage]

there is a small ceramic frog where my brain should be

[chizuu-deactivated20200817]

me: looks up something related to adhd / autism every article ever: observe your child’s behavior. talk to your child about it. you know, your child that you have, because this is a condition children have. everyone knows that autistic people disappear by the time they hit 18 years of age

[00dani]

gotta love the implicit assumption that an autistic person couldn’t possibly be looking up information about themselves too

[iprayforangels-deactivated20220]

Me looking in the mirror: I am observing the child’s behavior. 

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

I tried to send my stressed out girlfriend a supportive message about how smart and talented she is but my idiot fingers only typed “youre snart” before pressing send

[literally-a-piece-of-trash]

Ah yes, the 5 love languages:

touch starved

my parents never told me they are proud of me

i love Stuff

im so fucken tired please god just let me rest for 5 minutes

hey pay attention to me

[stainlessteelwaterbottle]

primary school pe teacher: come on you can try harder than that…. 

me: does a gay little run that pisses them off

[depsidase]

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

to myself,

i am trying to love you more

[serobellatonin]

on God bitch we gon be alright

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

idk why but this made me feel a lot better

[tobbycat]

[devildaisies]

I fucking love jock villagers in animal crossing they're just like, "what is UP bro your triceps are looking particularly radiant today. Take this DIY card. Love you bro"

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[fluentisonus]

I hate having a ‘‘‘‘‘‘bibliography’’’’’’. is it not enough to write 2500 words of my own totally subjective opinions using only the primary source

[fluentisonus]

[antichrister]

*sees slugs on the sidewalk after it rained*

me:

[boxofpigeons]

Friend: How’s it going 

 Me:

[anxietyproblem]

[antisisyphus]

why the fuck would i check my email, thats where the fucking emails are

[my-soul-to-reap]