This is still one of the greatest things ever made.
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This is still one of the greatest things ever made.
in the beginning, the trump assassination attempts were spaced by twenty four weeks. then twelve, then six, then every two weeks. the last one, at the white house, was a week. in four days we could be seeing a trump assassination attempt every eight hours until they are coming every four minutes. we should witness a double event within seven days,
yandere coworker: why haven't you opened my emails yet. stop looking at everyone else's emails look at only mine
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why does tumblr think i want to share fucking posts when i screenshot them are they stupid? i think matt whateverthefuck should kill himself
the second half is unrelated to the first but they are both true
why does tumblr think i want to share fucking posts when i screenshot them are they stupid? i think matt whateverthefuck should kill himself
me when my disabilities disable me:
i used to think sheep was exclusively plural, and the singular form was a shep because of the word shepherd.
feeling this old mitski tweet so hard lately
I dreamt that there was a new meme that went, “If I dids it, I dids it. If I didsn’t, I didsn’t.” There was a third line, but I forgot what it was.
happy to report i’m back on my bullshit
and a rare variant
HOW DID YOU KNOW THEY WERE CAT MEMES IN MY DREAM
>:3€
THAT’S IT, THAT’S THE MEME FROM MY DREAM
super creek umamusume is the most amazing litmus test for tgirl intracommunity shit ever. like even the strongest itch VN warriors could not have made a more perfect encapsulation of How Shit Is rn if they tried
the question is: "there is a mommy-coded girl in the recent trendy gacha raising sim. her plotline is that she wants to be a mother so she roleplays scenarios with you, the human trainer, and some of the other horse girls. she has big boobs and a braid and an ara ara voice. you do not need to play as her, with her, ever see art or clips of her, or even touch or think about the silly game, if you dont want. can you, online tgirl, handle this?"
and the answers are 1/3 "you people are fucking sicko degenerate freaks," 1/3 "this game is so lame cant you develop a personality outside trends blah blah," and 1/3 "outta my way, im playing goo goo babies"
and when u zoom out to see how tgirls talk about media or kink outside of this context?the spread is Exactly the same 💆♀️
truthfully as a super creek type (a mom) this is more or less the range of how people react to you IRL too, especially if your reputation precedes you. you get the girls who think you're disgusting and obviously coming on to them if you're nice, the girls who think it's a meme or joke personality and wholly artifice, and then (my personal favourite) you have the girls who immediately call you mom without hesitation and hang off of your ankle like needy little remoras. its hard out there for moms sometimes but we don't do the work because it's easy. it's for the pure love of the game! there's a lot of girls out there with mommy issues begging to be told they're a good girl by a mom for the first time in their lives and only so much time. can't spend it all fretting over the anti mommy crowd.
When I die I wanna be resurrected as the crab in the bucket of crabs that pulls the other crabs back into the bucket. And I'll love doing it
if i could die i would wanna be resurrected as a crab strong enough to pull your crabsona out of the bucket. and then where would you be
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cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling
Love the fact that in any other time period or country, a presidential assassination attempt is constant headline news worldwide, but at this point it's like, "oh, someone took another shot at trump? ... he dead?... no, then why are you bothering me?... Let me know when he's dead."
I just noticed my darling baby boy (cat) sitting in his little loft bed about 5 inches away from the most delightful sunbeam, so I scooted it into the sunlight for him and he looked me with the biggest widest expression. I don’t think he knew that was an option. I think I just blew his whole little mind
^guy who didn’t know I could do that
Hi I hope you like Ollie. He took me several days
HOLY SHIT MY BOY
Yet another new study debunked the basis for the anti-trans sports bans. It was never about sports but for creating legal avenues for exclusion and abjection. This is one of the largest analyses ever conducted, involving 52 studies and 6,485 trans people. Read the study here.
post so nice had to reblog it twice and force it down everyone's throats
At minimum about 4.5 thousand people liked this without reblogging it.
We gotta fix that.