I Like To Watch Movies

[niallhoranhasthat1thing]

Cody Glass

Pittsburgh Penguins

[cillixn]

need him sb

[ruinedchildhood]

[catchymemes]

[doushk]

I'm 84...

[ostropest]

Which color of the sky do you love the most?

Tumblr I'm begging u give me the polls...

[stillaintnolady]

Shutterbug Ginger. What I’d pay for those snaps!

[amateur]

[johnwickofficial]

I finally found it! You can get the shirt HERE

[nearlynova]

i want thiiiiisssss

[beachduck]

Every child in music class should be gifted this once they’ve mastered this song we all seemingly had to learn.

[anxietyproblem]

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[warcrimesimulator]

No new years day will be like waking up to hollyweed on January 1, 2017

[warcrimesimulator]

We will never experience this again.

[thyrell]

that shit feels like it happened in 2012 and last month at the same time

[metalgearsolid2]

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

[urayuli]

i'm sorry i wiggled your skinny boyfriend like a sheet of metal. weeop womp weeoop womp weeeoop womp

[calocera]

mime down…

[toastbutteregg]

[petitelappin]

This child who came to my house tonight is literally the funniest human being on the planet. She complimented me on having both lollipops and mini Three Musketeers available because "a lot of houses these days don't give you a fruit flavor option." She was very solemn about this.

[2headed-disaster]

Listen, I don’t even GO HERE but this is so funny to me.