I Would Own You On The Pond

she/her || 20s || just here to see what mischief my little penguin team gets up to next

[2headed-disaster]

Hyper-specific poll: select which one applies to you

Someone has called me a “son of god”

I wish I would’ve been named Mike

I have property in Montana

If you bully me, I’ll cum:(

I’m in love with a Russian

I have/had an obsession with WWII

I own yellow crocs

I gotta big ole dumpy. seriously, it’s distracting

Multiple of these apply to me

None of these apply to me

Voting ended onApr 17, 2023

[2headed-disaster]

We’re winning bc I left by the way

[maljic]

the handsomest

[2headed-disaster]

Tell me why I put this game on after looking at the score, thinking it would be good for my mental health, only for two goals to be scored against us:(

[robindrake13]

12 rounds of shootouts

[2headed-disaster]

I realize I have been MIA lately but here’s something to ponder: Orpheus and Eurydice except it’s kris and flower

[babygirlspurgeon]

[coffee-at-annies]

What I’m hearing is we are that bitch

[googiekitsch-deactivated2024071]

new survey because some of my friends are insane

is 50 degrees FAHRENHEIT warm or cold to you

warm

cold

Voting ended onNov 17, 2023

And reblog after you vote for more results etc etc

[freebooter4ever]

I've had more questions about my parody "Penguin" hat featuring my art of Evgeni Malkin's beautiful championship face so here's the official post! Patches (only patches! no hat included!) can be ordered here by selecting 'already existing design' and specifying that you want the “Geno Penguin Patch”. Disclaimer: I'm not making any money off of this and I'm not affiliated with the embroidery artists. I bought my own patch and I'm happy! I'm only doing this post because I'm very extremely flattered that people also want patches with my design ^_^. Also if we get enough people wearing these at games we could confuse the fuck out of geno who may or may not have gotten the patch i sent in september there was no response and it could be funny. For more details about the patch see the tag on my blog. The hat itself is a simple blank hat I found at a shop with the patch ironed on (for help with that don't come to me, I suck at it). Screenshot of the patch order process below the cut. Bonus terrible photo of me wearing it at the anaheim game last week. Thank you!

[freebooter4ever]

@mypantsflewoff @tea-n-brains

here you go!! also wow i love tumblr usernames you just dont get gold like these on instagram

[sidsthekid]

they're so :(

[rimouskis]

my favorite genre of facebook comments is whatever happens when facebook moms get hold of a pic of sid. it's fantastic reading.

[rimouskis]

I'm amending this to say I'm obsessed with the gender gap on penguins facebook posts about sid. men will write long screeds about why sid is the ultimate leader-god-soldier to follow into battle and why he's Deserving Of The Mantle Of Captain. and then my gals are laying heavily into their heart emojis. it's fantastic.

ManFan1991: This is what the game is all about. Sid is the complete deal, the last real leader... has the respect of his teammates, coaches, the whole league, the mascots, the server working at Primanti's. He is the true positive role model the youth needs. Mario taught him everything he knows. I think of him like a son. And a brother. And a father. Proud to have him be OUR captain. the epitome of a good boy from the Maritimes. His family must be so proud. They raised him right. Except Mario also raised him. Way to Go, Sid.

Sharon, Jessie, McKayla and Patti: Our amazing Captain😍💛🖤🐧 That is one beautiful man 🔥🔥🔥 Lookin good Sid 🔥🥰🔥🥰 Drool 😊 Melts me every time #87 Love that smile 😃 Mmm Sid 😍 Oh my ❤️ He’s one of a kind ❤️ this ❤️❤️❤️ HIS SMILE CAN LIGHT UP THE WHOLE WORLD

[fibul]

blorbo doesn't cut it that thing is my squeaky toy and i'm a dog with a strong kill instinct. shaking it shaking it shaking it shaking it

[maljic]

Geno gets one

[maljic]

this goal is rated mature

[ticklefighthockey]

I want everyone’s theories on how we’re going to lose to san jose. unhinged answers only

[theiliad]

question. do you believe in ghosts?

yes

no

Voting ended onNov 10, 2023

making this one binary. no ghost agnosticism allowed. but explain the nuances in the tags if you want.