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I'm Shellie and I like a lot of things. (Sorry for all the Jack O'Connell posts.)

[purpletangyvaginas]

[meanplastic]

[thefilthyy0uth]

[rainbowamygdala-deactivated2017]

[anthology-of-interest-2-deactiv]

Oh my gods

[pendejx-deactivated20200323]

[railroadsoftware]

cutting sandwich down the middle= STEM degree cutting sandwich diagonal= liberal arts

[cactus--girl-deactivated2016083]

Shoving the whole thing down my throat no chew= deep throat queen.

[fjordfolk]

[goblindogs]

if, by some divine mistake, you find the lady of the forest, you can only ask her a single question. pray that it’s one she knows how to answer.

[homosozialismus]

who’s a good girl?

[heteroh-deactivated20180218]

CORBIN BLEU IS GONNA BE ON DANCING WITH THE STARS

[ffcc11-blog]

but…

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

[twitterlols]

I’m dead 💀

[jewlsies]

Guys don't like that much makeup.

then I suggest they just stick to a lightweight bb cream and mascara

[g0d-of-thunder]

[1995lahaine]

it costs $0.00 to stop shipping siblings romantically

[mothgoggles-deactivated20210706]

THIS

dear god why

[carlashawofficial-deactivated20]

This kid at school carried a freaking inflatable dolphin on a leash around all day

[carlashawofficial-deactivated20]

If this gets a 1000 notes I’ll put a picture of his dolphin on a t shirt and give it to him

[itacake]

do it for him

[somestraightartist]

*reblogs this 400 times*

[carlashawofficial-deactivated20]

GUYS I MADE THE SHIRT, I’m gonna give it to him tomorrow

Look at that smug lil turd

UPDATE: LOOK AT HOW HAPPY HE WAS

HE SCREAMED WHEN I GAVE IT TO HIM OMG

[emery-art-dump-thing]

I’m really glad that instead of making fun of him you have him a gift of something he likes.

[assholedisney-deactivated201604]

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hersheyhipster]

Couldn’t risk it.

[justjengie]

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

[pinayputa]

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

[shelliebellieee]

blog post: i have to pee but im too lazy

someone: looks like urine trouble

tumblr: YOU FUCKING DID NOT

tumblr: DID YOU FUCKING JUST

tumblr: IM FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE

tumblr: I FUCKING LITERALLY CAN'T RIGHT NOW

tumblr: OMG THE COMMENT THOUGH

tumblr: *8 supernatural gifs*

tumblr: THIS IS WHY I LOVE TUMBLR

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