#calibrations

Slytherin, avid gamer and movie-lover, musical theatre enthusiast, vanquisher of all things evil and wielder of various legendary blades. Forever sad that I wasn't born in the future where Mass Relays are real.

[thecatsmustbecrazy]

special delivery

[fgrobichiko]

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

[kazbrkcer]

End tweet: “…I would probably be somewhere in the middle” and like. WHAT.”

[gragnack]

Here’s the source, it’s from his biography “The Good Neighbor”

[blackreigen-deactivated20190402]

COME THROUGH MS TWENTYBITEEN

[antiandrogen]

[newkidsonmycock35]

this is the most powerful most culturally significant work of art of our generation

[cmcniz]

I wish I could watch this for the first time again

[sheprrd]

Ok but the newsreel at the bottom though

[sheprrd]

[threesideddream]

[kpfun]

Parasite wins four Oscars at the 92nd Academy Awards, the first film not in the English language to win Best Picture!

[ladyproserpinas]

’cause the king of the mine is coming to call did you ever wonder what it’s like on the underside? (insp)

[sheprrd]

😭😭😭

[sheprrd]

Puppy Dog Bounce™ is my 2020 mood

[whitepeopletwitter]

[debisdrawing]

From this post [x] by @clarabeau

[henryscavills]

The Addams Family (1991)

[sheprrd]

...hot.

[gaypitbull]

“i wish i could go on platonic dates with people”

[gaypitbull]

[icyanz]

It’s called a queerplatonic partner.

[dancing-cockroaches]

[ssstable9]

Oh you mean like having friends?

[mysti-crow-deactivated20200305]

No that’s something different. I am firm on the idea of a platonic date. Friends is just people you don’t hate as much. Platonic peeps are actually people you care about.

[gaypitbull]

[r4cs0]

These people have never had any friends ever

[sheprrd]

"Friends is people you just don't hate as much"

Imagine being this negative about having friends

[karazrel]

victory stands on the back of sacrifice

[sheprrd]

That last one's a little harsh lmao

[toastbutteregg]

meet “blueberry muffin”

[fiction-myreality]

Mini wheat!

[sheprrd]

Chorizo

Alternatively, Pumpkin Cold Brew

[fiction-myreality]

@sheprrd mine’s definitely better.

[sheprrd]

@fiction-myreality you're wrong, and that's OK

[toastbutteregg]

meet “blueberry muffin”

[fiction-myreality]

Mini wheat!

[sheprrd]

Chorizo

Alternatively, Pumpkin Cold Brew

[argumate]

sci-fi plot: yeah and in this futuristic city he meets a woman–

producer: is she a stripper? is she a callgirl? does she get her tits out? is she a cop working undercover as a stripper? is she a sexy assassin who has sex with her victims and then kills them sexily? is she a robot stripper? is she a mystical being of pure energy who has no need for clothes and a great rack? is she a holographic beer advertisement?

[argumate]

sci-fi plot: she’s an engineer who designs robots–

producer: does she wear a formfitting skintight jumpsuit? can you see her nipples? how well-defined is the crotch area? tell me about her feet

[mother-sauces]

i got this new sci-fi plot. basically there’s this robot girl except she’s got huge boobs. i mean some serious e-bees. a real set of cybadonkers. packin some jack-on-honkeros. massive crytopnecrovexillontonlogicals. big ol’ newton-hong-kong-erekoogers. what happens next?! evil corporate robot shows up with even bigger laser-mammos. humongous hydro-carbonic-pectoral-lactosers.

[sheprrd]

"Tell me about her feet"

- Quentin Tarantino

[brittany-murphy]