Cuando besan...

Las palabras, las caricias o las tormentas de verano. Cuando besan las miradas, unas piernas entrelazadas o un buen libro. Cuando besan, y siempre besan, las sonrisas torcidas, los guiños de ojos o los labios huidizos. Cuando besa la luna llena....

[heyepiphora]

GIVEAWAY: sex toy survival kits for the apocalypse

Fight your existential dread with orgasms. Enter to win one of 10 sex toy survival kits to get you through this dystopian nightmare, each worth $400+! 

Every kit is stocked with 4-5 outstanding items: legendary vibrators, hand-poured dildos, perfect butt plugs, thrusting toys, porn, my favorite lube, and more. These highly-curated kits contain only toys I know and love, and most are available to my international readers!

Giveaway ends 10/30. Enter to win on my blog — and don’t forget to pack your bug-out bag for extra entries! 

[sedraboc]

[bbbbbbvf]

Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow, turn this stupid, fat rat yellow!

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone (2001) dir. Chris Columbus

[untrustyou]

[brandonharman]

La Push Wa. @brandonharman

[chdrv]

Can you spot the person?

[keiraquotes]

I haven’t been to the gym since January and I’m drinking about half a bottle of wine a night. I’m not one of those people who’s going to jog five miles every morning. Fuck, you got one life, live it.

Keira Knightley about her workout regime to Elle UK, 2006 (via keiraquotes)

[grace--upon--grace]

Gásadalur, Faroe Islands, Guerel Sahin

[r2--d2]

[fortuneredding]

Outlander || 2014 -

But when I stand before God, I’ll have one thing to say to weigh before all the rest. Lord, ye gave me a rare woman and God! I loved her well.

[oldfarmhousefallfeatures]

Pinterest • The world’s catalog of ideas https://www.pinterest.com

[oldfarmhousefallfeatures]

pristine🌿

[oldfarmhousefallfeatures]

https://www.pinterest.com/farmhousediaries/

[elixirkitten-deactivated2021021]

[tonka-absolute]

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

Stay single until someone actually complements your life in a way that makes it better not to be single. If not, it’s not worth it.

KUSHANDWIZDOM (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

[melonmemes]

Lacroix tastes like when your drink is still buffering

[thischick25]

Lacroix tastes like someone is sitting next to you thinking really hard about a piece of fruit

[veraxplus]

Cola addicts actually think like this, imagine having taste buds so fried and oversaturated you can’t enjoy La Croix, must be like the food eating equivalent of being a BDSM freak who can’t get off without five dudes and a car battery

[gaywig]

imagine having such a superity complex over drinking carbonated water that you compare soda to bdsm

[cheaphalloweencostume]

imagine enjoying a la croix

[cringelizard]

imagine being able to get off without five dudes and a car battery