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There’s a liquor store near my house that seems to be run exclusively by frat boys. They lovingly curate these bags, which I browsed today while “Oops I Did It Again” played through the store speakers. This is art to me, there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see it

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this post has been a wild ride for me

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thank you yes, I did need this today

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What's the real plural of octopus?

Octopim or Octopōt, depending on whether they are Ashkeneocoleoidic or Cephalardic.

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tip to everyone who wears glasses. if they seem to be getting dirty it may be time to clean them

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Can't be right. It's just foggy here. In my bedroom. That's gotta be all it is.

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Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

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I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.

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??? does netflix have a secret extra 5 seasons smh they're holding out on me

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Hi, it's me, the one Supernatural fan of pure heart. Here's what you missed: Sam mpreg. That's it, they stretched his pregnancy out 5 seasons. Whole episodes of real time sonogram appointments. Cas and Dean arguing over baby shower decorations. Meta episode where they're transported to the real world again and we find out that JPad is also pregnant. Close-up of the baby being delivered out the butthole in the real series finale.

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Remember this...

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turns out 'grinch jungle juice' (generous gift from upstairs neighbors containing green apple gatorade, green apple liquor, tequila and vodka, color of green automotive coolant, scratches the drinking ethelyne glycol itch) can be made honestly quite passable by the simple addition of some guava juice.

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now to be frank i am an almost comical lightweight. so having drunk that glass of it quite quickly it is the safe to say i ame probably the drunkest i havge ever been

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turns out christmas, she said, doesn't come from a store

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it comes in a mason jar, color of lime phosphor

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“This recipe is perfect for weeknights—it only takes 30 minutes!” and and the first ingredient is an entire butternut squash cut into 1-inch cubes

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you see that's my exact thing with my narcanposting, most official PSAs are dressed up and formatted like formal emergency first aid in a way that instinctively makes people think "I could probably technically do that but I'm sure it requires an hour in-person training course at my local ymca or something" when that is very very much not the case. narcan is the pouring river water in your socks of emergency medical treatment, you can reverse an overdose and save a life as easily as using a mucinex decongestant spray.

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not to downplay how if you're ever in a situation where you need to use or give it then it'll be frightening and unpleasant, but nasal naloxone is staggeringly easy to administer. no needles, no measuring out doses, no physical strength required, no sustained exertion, no calculating where on the body to administer it, no fiddling with veins, no particular art to doing it efficiently, no mess, and almost no way to harm someone with it, you'd have to put some legwork in to both carry and administer enough to make the fluid buildup in someone's airways a problem. I'd put it at significantly less intimidating than giving someone an epi pen, some places give it out as freely as condoms and surgical masks because that's about the level of difficulty it is on.

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The Courier-Journal, Louisville, Kentucky, December 27, 1925

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Trump and Republicans spread lies and scapegoat immigrants to distract you from how they are helping the oligarchy pick your pockets. Do not be fooled.

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Mrs. Claus opens "The Year Without a Santa Claus" by claiming the eponymous year took place "before you were born". Seeing as the movie was released in 1974, this means the year must have been before then.

Bounding this on the lower end is the presence of ice hockey - mentioned by Heat Miser - and the use of telephones. Ice hockey was invented in 1875, while Alexander Graham Bell built the telephone in 1876, meaning the year must post-date these. These figures give a range of approximately 100 years during which Santa may have taken his holiday.

Yet, narrowing this further is the presence of a December calendar counting the 1st to a Wednesday. Between 1876 and 1974, only the Decembers of 1880, 1886, 1897, 1909, 1915, 1920, 1926, 1937, 1943, 1948, 1954, 1965, and 1971 started on a Wednesday.

But still this can be narrowed further.

When Santa set out that Christmas Eve, we see what appears to be an almost full Moon in the sky. Within the years listed, only 1920 had a full Moon on Christmas.

Ergo, 1920 was the year without a Santa Claus.