The Nerd Called Jaile

This blog pretty much has all of the things that I am currently obsessed with. Including but not limited to Sherlock, Doctor Who, and Supernatural; featuring things that upset me, things I relate to, and things that make me really happy.

[tgmdea]

My boyfriend surprised me with a necklace today and if you look through it, it says “i love you” in 100 languages

He got the necklace from here for everyone asking ✨

[anhaliza]

Omg i want this necklace for Christmas ❤️

[pinky--heart]

My boyfriend give me one too and he put this in a projector in the car and it’s the most beautiful date that I has been in my life. 😍

[alfrhedoo]

Reposting to remind myself to buy one 

[bitch-that-just-wants-cuddles]

Same

[fallingsunshine]

my girlfriend got this for me for our 6 months 💗💗 it’s really worth the hype guys it’s so cute and so beautiful

[landowrld88]

Thinking about getting it for my girl 💖💍

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lazyproblems]

SIGN ME TF UP

[daily-spongebob]

GreatestSurveys.com is amazing it’s basically this scene in Spongebob

[the-bloody-teapot-is-us]

Is this actually real

[calmnoqualm]

its legit, just got paid by them the other day

[moneypets]

THE MONEY CATS APPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE

[bithmst-blog]

This shit my future job..

[trailer-park-jesus]

I will clarify that this is real. I actually do this in my spare time for gift cards and stuff to make online purchases.

[examinate]

[approvedtrash]

Reblog to save a bank account

[inmyworlddaydreaming]

Lmao! so I tried this just to see how real it was and yuuuup! I got paid today 🙌🏼

[vamprology]

Wouldn’t hurt to try

[carudamon119]

[stimminginthetardis]

This is the best spiderman movie ever

[swagvoidworld]

[gomegataylor]

Trendy Tees (on sale)

Astronaut - Floral

Deer - Cartoon

Character - Graphic

Heart - Scrawl

Mountain - Floral

The discount time is limited. Buy it now~

[gunsounds-deactivated20170824]

its “thighs rubbing together under ya sundress” season

[cephalopodvictorious]

Buy cute, cheap lace leggings. Cut them a little above your knee. Hem them or don’t, but then you can wear them under your sundresses and not worry about how you sit or if your thighs chafe, and if anyone sees them they look cute af so hell yes

[gutsygumshoe-blog1]

Or a little deodorant between the thighs is magical

[bastillearda2018]

Also, LUSH sells this dust called Silky Underwear that makes your skin smooth so they don’t stick together or chafe.

[erdsthenerds]

I love that we’re all here for each other in this season of need

[threehourstonevada]

Monistat has an anti-chafing gel that works wonders and I live by. You can usually find it in the feminine care aisle of any drugstore. 

[sweeeettay-deactivated20210523]

There’s this stuff called Glide…pretty cheap & works hella miracles

[dynastylnoire]

I’m so ready for sundress season. 

[whenemmafallsinlove]

reblog to save a thigh

[earthlyeaysia]

REBLOG TO SAVE A THIGH

[flametwirler]

Also bandelettes, anti-thigh chafing bands. I love these things.

[beyondthemoor-deactivated201812]

share share share and be confident and comfortable in your dresses/skirts this summer, lovelies! :)    

[yourladyindank]

Gold bond

[grotty-beatles]

mizuno spandex!

[emobandwallpapers]

van gogh paintings x lyrics [part 2] lockscreens //requested by @bernaboredom

[lants-mclame]

me : im gonna be productive today ! I’m gonna get some work done and clean up , maybe go out-

my brain :

[bogleech]

hey did you know how big an albatross was because I

VERY

fucking

did not

[ayellowbirds]

i’m so glad people are learning this.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

I… I knew in numerical values how big they were, but I’ve never seen them next to humans before

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

A LORGE BIRB

[witchyrem-ains]

I thought albatross was another word for “seagull” not for “terror of the fucking sky”

[zoreta]

The reason albatross are so huge is because they need huge wings for their unique lifestyle.

Albatross can go months, if not over a year without seeing land. There is a pocket of air trapped between wave fronts and they just ride ontop of it. To make that work, they need huge wings. If the winds die they rest on the surface, and wait for the winds to return; the huge wings mean it’s not worth it to fly any other way. When they need to eat they pluck fish and squid from the surface, and sometimes dive. Nobody is entirely sure if they sleep on the wing, and if so, how.

The large wings also mean that taking off and landing are the hardest parts of flying for an albatross. Generally they avoid it, but for nesting and resting, it’s unavoidable.

Albatross have complex mating dances, and selecting a mate can take years; as they narrow down partners they create their own dancing language that they invent themselves. Once half of a pair has died, that dance is lost. These couples do not travel together once their chick has grown (and it is always a single chick at a time). Instead they will separate to travel the world, not seeing each other again until it is time to return to the island they themselves hatched from, as have hundreds of generations before them. Wanderers, who always find their way home.

[sherlockian3]

Hey dudes, I know this is a lot for one night, but I’m looking for four people who want to grow their hair out with me for three months!! All I need you to do is take pictures! And you’ll get a HUGE discount!!!! If you’re curious you can check it out on my site: stressedbee.itworks.com even if you don’t buy anything, I’ll appreciate the support!!! #ItWorks #HairSkinandNails #HairChallenge

[jonahsimms]

Me: *Rambling about tv show*

Friend: It’s just a tv show. Don’t read too much into it.

Me:  

[hufflepuffwannabe]

self-care instruction manual

forgive yourself : it’s okay if you didn’t wake up early, go for a run, or finish that assignment. you’re only human

start slow : don’t set your expectations too high when you’re just starting off

keep learning : getting to where you want to be is a process. don’t expect perfection overnight

be kind to yourself : you’ll make mistakes along the way, but don’t let that stop you

[mikeyjamesk]

[cute-little-sun-sapphic]

Hey dudes,

I’m starting working for this company called It Works! (They have those kooky wraps) BUT they also have so much more! I’ve started working with them in the hopes of making a little extra money, and being more motivated to be healthier myself.

So, I’d love it if you guys wanted to be loyal customers of mine. It’s all over the internet. It’s super duper easy. AND if you go through me and my website and not just their general website….

You get a huge discount!!! I know this sounds super generic, but I really, really, really, need some support with this, you guys. I need money as we all do. And you can buy something super small.

Even if you don’t want to buy something small for three (3) months in a row and reap some serious rewards(!)… I’m talking an extra thirty percent (30%) on TOP of my already AWESOME discount!

And if you do it for six (6) months, you get even more awesome deals! Like fifty dollars (50$) of FREE stuff!(!!!!) Some of the cheap things are at the lowest about twenty dollars ($20). And, because I’m JUST starting out and needing to make connections, I’m willing to get you a FULL treatment of FOUR (4) wraps for sixty five dollars ($65). The full treatment of four wraps is usually almost one hundred and twenty dollars!!!!!!!!!(!!!!!!!!!!!!) I would only make about fourteen dollars off of that sale. But I want to have these relationships.

I’m willing if you are. Here’s my website if you just want to peruse, share it, tell your friends, your mom, your grandma, anyone. Make sure you give them my site! Tell them to tell me they’re from the Tumblr family and I’ll hook them UP! As always, I love you all very much and I hope you’re having a wonderful day!!!

[ramenuzumaki]

This post needs to be shared in all the blogs.

[andysambergstan]

“beautiful, beautiful, beautiful mess”

terrycrews: AMY DANCE FULL VERSION

[serotoninbluemmy]