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macklin celebrini has autism

Love Begins
styofa doing anything

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Today's Document
Cosimo Galluzzi
trying on a metaphor
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Sweet Seals For You, Always
cherry valley forever

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Kaledo Art

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Three Goblin Art

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@sherlockiancarol
doakesdoakes: Eins und zwei
There’s some characters that you play and you’ve loved playing them, but you’re happy to leave them be and move on from your experiences. I’m someone who gets itchy feet a lot - I always need a new challenge. As a teenager, I’d rearrange my bedroom once-a-month, ‘cos I wanted it to feel new.
victoria meme: [9] moments of another character » sassy prince albert
#proud hubby
For once, I just want someone to believe in me and everything that I have to offer.
I’m a very “what’s the problem so we can fix it” type female. That silent treatment is dead. Grow up and learn how to communicate.
@sexual-texts (via sexual-texts)
big six dynamics ★ (12/15) rachel & joey
“Oh, sweetie, what would I do without you?” “You don’t have to worry about that, okay?”
no offence but let yourself be ugly!! you don’t have to fix your hair if you’re not going anywhere you don’t have to cover up ur spots or change out of your lounge pants to go buy milk like damn we really gotta let ourselves be comfortable without constantly apologising for just looking normal and it’s hard but i think we need to practice looking in the mirror and saying i look ugly af today and that’s okay!! tru self care is letting urself be ugly tbh
19 Years Later ⚡️🚂
Can’t believe it’s here. The series is almost over. Today is the day of the Deathly Hollows epilogue, 19 Years Later.
After September 1st 2017 Harry Potter becomes an official story of the past.
But as Jo Rowling said at the premiere for Deathly Hallows pt 2:
“Whether you come back by page or by the big screen, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home.“
“Back to witches and wizards, and magical beasts To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts It’s all that I love, and it’s all that I need At Hogwarts, Hogwarts”
I wish we could go back ✨
where is my starkid-like college friend group
The most ridiculous complaints that customers have made to me
“One of your cashiers has a huge zit on her cheek. It was gross looking and I lost my appetite. She should have popped it before she came in this morning.”
“The cashier over there was counting money. As a joke, my ten-year-old started shouting random numbers. The cashier made an angry face and now my son is upset. He has no right to get angry at a little kid who doesn’t know any better.”
“Cashiers shouldn’t be drinking water bottles while on the clock. What if they put vodka in there?”
“One of your employees has way too many tattoos and does her makeup way too dark. I don’t like her funky colored hair either. It’s trashy and unprofessional. I won’t be shopping here anymore.”
“If the pregnant girl wanted to have relations out of wedlock, that’s up to her, but she should be wearing a fake wedding band while she’s working. I don’t want my children to think that premarital sex is okay.”
“Some of your cigarettes are marked as ”$1 off". You shouldn’t sell them. They condone smoking.“
“I was told I couldn’t bring my 15-year-old son into the liquor section. It wasn’t like I was buying booze for him!”
“The cashier farted silently while she was ringing me up. It smelled horrible.”
“You shouldn’t allow people to bring their service dogs in the store. I don’t like dogs. They make me uncomfortable.”
“You really shouldn’t let your employees go home in the middle of a rush.”
“I let my son eat a banana while I was shopping. I told the cashier. She said that bananas go by weight and she can’t ring them up without the actual product. She told me it was fine and just to remember for the next time, but I know she didn’t mean it so I felt obligated to run all the way back to the produce department and grab another one so that she could charge me.”
“There are way too many foreigners working here. You should be more concerned about making sure Americans are employed.”
“You should build a separate bathroom for employees.”
“I pulled into a handicap spot. One of your cart pushers told me I had to move. I may not be handicapped but I have had a very long day and I don’t have the energy to walk across the entire parking lot.”
“Not hiring my son because of his age is discrimination. I got him his working papers on his 14th birthday last week. That should be enough.”
“Cashiers shouldn’t let customers bag their own purchases under any circumstances.”
Wow people are awful
the only way to read these is in a white suburban mom voice
Baby Driver (2017) dir. Edgar Wright
Baby Driver (2017), dir. Edgar Wright
“So here’s the thing, I’m looking at some of the country’s finest thugs and of course young Mozart in a go-cart over there. People love great bank robbery stories, so let’s give them something full and brazen as fuck to talk about over their lattes.”
me anywhere: ugh there are people here