Its Snakes Bitch

no worries, art is coming. probably Icon by @koverboi

[shoujoromance]

[stilesisbiles]

[arirna]

[arwindv-blog]

The fact that the internet has collectively portrayed the female MC as a violent Glaswegian is absolutely hilarious.

Like, seriously wtaf..

[daedricsheep]

she looks like she’d throw a beer bottle across the bar and hit a dude square between the eyes

[lunnefisk]

[lordmeowdemort]

Tag yourself I’m 5

[great-tweets]

“Update: The student who wrote the letter has been found and we’re in the process of finding a way to reward her for her actions. Very grateful for what she did”

[shaelit]

I love this mental image of this quietly horrified and righteous 6th grader just being like ma’am you can’t do that

[whycantibeepbadoop]

6th grader:

[cikero]

[picks up an alligator and kisses it]

[xtec]

the alligator kisses back

[xtec]

but watch out

[sherlybones]

For more kisses?

[purpletangyvaginas]

[meanplastic]

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Paladin™: when you’re kinda feeling cleric but also want to Stab

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Sorcerer™: when you wanna be a caster but you don’t wanna be a nerd

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Bard™: when you’ve never made a decision in your life and you don’t intend to start now

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Warlock™: when you’re not quite ready to admit you’re into cryptids like that

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Druid™: when honestly you’d rather be on the floor petting the DM’s cat but they made you play and this is the next best thing you guess

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Fighter™: when all the weird puzzle shit bores the snot out of you and you’d rather stack dice til the fighting part gets here

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Rogue™: when you’ve never solved a problem in your life, and in fact have caused many, and you’re just fine with that honestly

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Cleric™: when your friends are a gaggle of idiots with a deathwish and you’re the only person who’s capable of saving them from themselves

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Ranger™: when the druid has the right general idea but is just a bit too friendly and outgoing and trusting for your tastes

[paper-mario-wiki]

thinking about getting some coffee for energy because i have one friend who really likes coffee and i am an impressionable young man

what kind of coffee should i get that doesnt taste like doo-doo trash?

the only coffee ive ever had was the free coffee they gave to students in the morning at my high school before school started.

[paper-mario-wiki]

why is coffee so goddamn bitter i ordered vanilla cream and said “please dont make it bitter” and it’s still so bitter it hurts me

[palmer]

“uwah!! cweamy vaniwwa cowffee hurty!! úw—“

[paper-mario-wiki]

[valtsv]

im full of rage and dangerously stupid but god is holding me back by the scruff of my neck like a kitten

[krossan]

[raidesart]

Golden Freckles ^^

[tahthetrickster]

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

[zmenit]

“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[swarnpert]

editing the blizzard logo to say Lizard has been on my mind for a good 6 months

[pissvortex]